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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You would not believe it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are right, I don’t believe it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steady⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the programmer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to hell I say⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without unions, they'd have us working around the clock⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is not actually friday. Send union to fix plz!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indoor lettuce growing in 3D printed pots⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no experience with lettuce, but I guess ~12h of light a day would suffice, definitely not 24. So it would be more like 6€/month for you as well then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to forget a lot of cats, who also hate cats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The march of time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, already the august of time at this point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that didn't work out as planned⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  330kph, given this is Europe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is true wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I took a single day of fake sickleave recently, to be able to actually work on a worktask i needed to finish, and not be interrupted by meetings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big balls got beat up by 15 yr old boy and girl and may get medal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does anyone know the real source of the pic? I wouldn’t be surprised if some of that blood is fake, to create a plausible “the streets are so dangerous” story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ready!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A true shitpost!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope not…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Big if true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Scalar?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a great strategy for not getting phone calls. Works 99% of the time. Can recommend!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Count yourself lucky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not supposed to make you feel better. It’s supposed to make you feel even worse. So bad, that it hurts. And then you cum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fwiw, “blonde” can also refer to a type of beer. Given the sentence above, maybe the cop was just commenting on the person’s drink choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it feels using TOR as a Brit rn 🤘⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  80% sure that’s a racoon, not a cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ok, assuming you are counting down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate to break ot to you, but this is a linux drink. All that will you’ll get is a kernel panic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is a problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhhhh! Nothing is sacred anymoooooore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is a problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Try plugging in a fork. Those still do what they are supposed to do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t argue with that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuts are nuts!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I found the psychopath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1.3bln space stations, i presume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna mute this one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It feels safer to be a bit more above ground level, especially if people walk by

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only my parents knew⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sperm is not people. Unless you’re squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello! (12h)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Fuckin' Pride⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it you, J.D.?