RiceMunk

@RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teams’ invasive Wi‑Fi tracking sparks backlash as users say Microsoft crossed a line — “There must be a team at Microsoft tasked with making Teams worse”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re asking Copilot for help, so have achieved 10x productivity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We All Know This Guy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Claude, I want you to follow the advice of this very smart AI alignment guy. Just do like max harms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That would just make the LLM homicidally bored and want to kill everyone more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No More Neutral ⚛⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Genie is being lazy and interprets that as: Add one electron to the universe, and attach it to any of the atoms available.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks absolutely radiant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined power Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

  There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t kink-shame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Moon landing" photo where the angles of the shadows are all off.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon, didn’t you ever go to school? Everyone knows that moon cats cast opposite shadows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong with my dishes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cloudflare is down again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homeland Security has reportedly sent out hundreds of subpoenas to identify ICE critics online⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if it makes you feel better, consider how many contexts the word ‘Ice’ can be used in.

  Just for the record, I really don’t like ice. It’s cold, slippery and wet. And people ruin perfectly nice whiskeys by overdoing the ice in them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean why not?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

  There’s a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

  a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stiching you back up

  or

  b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  married_couple_hugs_kisses_discusses_future_plans.avi.exe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Salesforce regrets firing 4000 experienced staff and replacing them with AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was about to repost this elsewhere, and also noted that there’s literally no sources on this. While it’s most certainly something I would enjoy to be true… is it, actually?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hsuw82hrgsuaj⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So it handles water joining principled bottom nature. If red is tower going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't that how you break up?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't that how you break up?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

  Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How solar panels generate electricity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want us to build a Dyson swarm which is a bunch of ginormous pistons with attached even more ginormous solar sails. The solar sails pull the pistons which make generator go brr, and we become a K-2 civilization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨everyone warning!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What should I change my pringles account to? Will onlyfans do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unjustice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon, 17 times per day isn’t that bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t count unless you celebrate your birthday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How does it feel like being 0 years old forever?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol, wrong⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did she try to mess with your pokemon save? I think you should dump her to teach her a lesson; she’ll never expect that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha, Russia 🤏⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Africa: Yes, I really am that big, actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚣 🚣⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, look at you moneybags. How much did it cost you to post that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but how many times per week should I get a new skin-mask? I find that if I try more than twice per week, maintaining the prison pit will start to be a real chore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatcha got there?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  o lawd the chonky photon is coming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨professional night training⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A mighty sword arm anchored by holy purpose - a zealous warrior!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr. Pope⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did not have the rise of Austinism and a catholic crusade against (what I assume is) the US in my bingo card for late 2025.