RiceMunk

@RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨burburbur⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold on…

  Shouldn’t the “ur” one be tomato, cheese and beef instead of just tomato and beef?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm baffled⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do time, kids; it’s a slippery slope.

  If you spend one second, you’ll suddenly find yourself spending another second, and another, and another… And before you know it, you’ve spent a whole minute. And when that’s enough, you start spending hours, days, weeks, years…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leptopoma perlucidum⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t just open up with that and not share some leptopoma perlucidum facts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when I zoom past traffic on my e-scooter⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  > live in Walkable city
  > want to walk around in it
  > walkway is a fucking tiny narrow corridor of concrete
  > be forced to walk between congested car traffic and escooters, with no pedestrian crossings anywhere
  > get run over by some clueless skateboarder
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear they also launched a beagle at Mars about a decadetwo decades oh good I feel old ago, but it died on impact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A dating app just for us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So everyone will just get matched with Nicole the fediverse chick? But that’s already happening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft is reportedly killing Skype⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My feelings on this: You wish now that our places had been exchanged, that I had died and Skype had lived

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the Toll Roads Notification of Toll Evasion!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To avoid this, you need to succeed in the roll of evasion against the toll roads notification of toll evasion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shedding⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’d be pretty embarassed too if I offered my shed skin to some complete stranger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real estate market is tough⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew there was something sketchy about Phil⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, this is a repost. I swear I saw this yesterday somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.

  All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I not be an adorable junkie⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I, too, am addicted to hemoglobin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I was this funny..⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hate to be a spoilsport, but that specific article does seem to be available from Nature without a paywall: www.nature.com/articles/356739a0.pdf

  Still funny/sad, though.