At least its only a mild case of death
CW: Picture of a severe vaccine injury, NSFL
Submitted 5 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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bellly@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
They never complained
BillyClark@piefed.social 3 hours ago
You know, looking at that little scarring in the context of the vaccine, I’m reminded that I heard that there’s this famous idea that milk maidens are historically seen as the very definition of pretty, and that the idea stems from the fact that they tended to get cowpox, which protected them from smallpox.
So, basically, before smallpox vaccines, the typical woman was so badly scarred somewhere visible like her face by smallpox that a woman who simply didn’t have those scars would be considered extremely pretty.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three french hens Two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree
drbluefall@toast.ooo 5 hours ago
“mild cases of death”
God I hate that I laughed at that.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
For all the circlejerk, smallpox vaccines used to leave very large massive scar. As if someone put out a sigarette on your shoulder. Newer versions of it no longer do this, but the older versions scar can get very ugly.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
My mother has one; a little spot on her arm where her skin just, kind of wrinkles inward a little. It doesn’t stand proud like a wound that scabbed over, it’s sunken in.
I’m a millennial, I’m not vaccinated against smallpox, it was certified eradicated 5 years before I was born.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I know someone whose scar looks more like this
Genuinely thought someone branded them with a cig.
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I started screaming in pure fear. Everyone else was giving me concerned looks and were saying things like “what’s going on?” and “are you okay sir?”. The fear I felt seeing this horrible image gave me heart palpitations, forcing me drop my phone. Now there’s an entire bus of terrified people screaming in terror from this one image. Even the bus driver saw a single pixel of the image from the mirror causing so much terror that he swerved the bus straight into an orphanage. So many poor children were injured in the crash, but was worse: many of them saw the image. This is all your fault. Dozens of poor orphan children have been forever and irrecoverably traumatized because of your ignorance to put a nsfw tag on this.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Jezus! Can you tag the nsfw box, please? This is horrifying. Glad I didn’t put my kids through that.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Fucking barbaric stuff. That ugly deformed MF won’t be getting anyone with a decent dowry.
Good luck trying to go to the beach without making children cry.
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
that just make some think of chicken pox scars tbh…
starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I have one on my nose! The horror!
Generica@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I clutched my pearls
digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
The ole TB jab?
starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Isn’t that ye olde smallpox jab?
digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Not sure. The two childhood TB jabs I had when I came back from Doha scarred me a bit like this but lower down the forearm. The second one being a bit pussy.
Didn’t need the school ones when it came to testing in high school for obvious reasons.
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Oh I got one of these!
Btw anyone knows when we will finally get 5G on it? Or is it just mine which didn’t receive its update?
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Ow my freaking eyes!
The gory reality big needle wants you to ignore!
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
I hate that the American rights brain death spread so hard across the world.
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
You are not wrong, but I also want to say that the antivax movement started in the UK with Andrew Wakefield. Then US made it way more widespread.
rapchee@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
and he started with “you shouldn’t combine vaccines, instead buy my relative’s single vaccines!”
Greddan@feddit.org 4 hours ago
Fascism is an international movement. Corporations have always favoured fascism because of the potential for insane short term profit and almost complete capture of the state. Now that corporations are in control of all of the average persons communications, they’re easy prey for disinformation and propaganda.
dmention7@midwest.social 4 hours ago
I hate that I didn’t immediately spot this as satire. It wasn’t until I reread it and digested “mild cases of death” that I realized it wasn’t some antivax nonsense. ☹️
madjo@piefed.social 4 hours ago
Looks awful! Did they amputate that poor kid’s arm?
ratel@mander.xyz 4 hours ago
We should all listen to Prof Hoakes he knows the real truth about vaccines.
big_slap@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
my dad has one that looks like a whale lmfao
danc4498@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
The almost died. Good thing they got the vaccine.
stoly@lemmy.world 37 minutes ago
Mild case of death lol lol lol