BradleyUffner
@BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
- Comment on 95% of Companies See ‘Zero Return’ on $30 Billion Generative AI Spend, MIT Report Finds 4 days ago:
Some of them won’t even pay to replace broken office chairs for the employees they forced to RTO.
- Comment on There is likely a government agency that can identify people by their cat. 1 week ago:
That’s why I have 3 cats. Checkmate government!
- Comment on Peter Thiel’s bestie going mask off 3 weeks ago:
It’s a racist asshole thing. You wouldn’t understand.
- Comment on Duckstation(one of the most popular PS1 Emulators) dev plans on eventually dropping Linux support due to Linux users, especially Arch Linux users. 3 weeks ago:
It’s open source, the package the developer chooses to distribute doesn’t affect your ability to create whatever kind of package for your own system you want.
- Comment on 8BitDo’s wireless remake of the Nintendo 64 controller is now available 3 weeks ago:
How am I supposed to commit seppuku with that blunt-ass controller? It needs to be way more stabby to be authentic; get with it 8BitDo!
- Comment on Yes, salesperson. Please fondle my underwear before I buy it. And judge me for what I choose. 5 weeks ago:
Who do you think puts merchandise on the shelves in the first place?
Also, these locked cases may be stupid, but let’s not pretend that 30 other customers didn’t touch your undies back before they started using them either.
- Comment on cookie combs 5 weeks ago:
Voronoi cookies!
- Comment on Finally a solution to the Königsberg Bridge problem. 5 weeks ago:
No bridge, no problem!
youtu.be/uuoaTsJ5WlY - Comment on Realized 99% of all my chargers are USB-C. This can only mean one thing. New USB bout to drop! 1 month ago:
USB-C++
- Comment on What would you do in this scenario? 1 month ago:
It doesn’t look like the nest puts the building or electric service at risk, and it doesn’t seem dangerous to the animal. If it were me, I’d probably just leave it until the best was empty.
- Comment on YSK: Do you have documents to prove you are a US citizen? If not, here's how 1 month ago:
I call BS on 50% of citizens having a passport. No what is it that high.
- Comment on What is the funniest insult / joke you've come up with on the spot? 1 month ago:
In highschool I was in shop class with some idiots that were messing around with a running table saw. The teacher saw the obvious kick back danger and swooped down on them with an angry “Hay! Do you want to have kids?!”. Before I could stop myself I said “Damn, you should at least buy them dinner first.”
He was not amused, but I am still proud of the one time in my life I was quick witted enough to come up with something funny on the spot. It’s been so years 30 years since, and nothing has come close.
- Comment on Elon Musk wants to rewrite "the entire corpus of human knowledge" with Grok 2 months ago:
And then 30 seconds after that it’ll get reverted because the edit contains primary sources.
- Comment on Best gift ever 2 months ago:
But did you notice the gorilla?
- Comment on Study: Remote working benefits fathers while childless men miss sense of community 2 months ago:
As a childless man, they will have to pry my work from home out of my cold, lots of free time having hands.
- Comment on Can you clear a straight line of malfunctioning pixels on a phone with a lighter? 2 months ago:
Only because doing that will force you to buy a new phone.
- Comment on Away Team (Oxygen Not Included Spinoff) Announcement Trailer 2 months ago:
My wife and I have been playing almost every day for the past few weeks and neither of us even noticed that these existed. They aren’t pushing them all that hard and it’s easy to ignore.
- Comment on Borderlands 2 is free to claim on Steam for the next two days 2 months ago:
So you agree that saying “they added a data miner” was a false statement?
- Comment on Borderlands 2 is free to claim on Steam for the next two days 2 months ago:
The game executable haven’t changed. All the did was add a generic TOS. That didn’t magically give the game the capability to get kernel level access.
- Comment on Borderlands 2 is free to claim on Steam for the next two days 2 months ago:
The TOS doesn’t give the game executable magical powers to do things it wasn’t written to do.
- Comment on Borderlands 2 is free to claim on Steam for the next two days 2 months ago:
Are you running out as root for some reason? Cause if you are not running it as root, it doesn’t have root access, absent some kind of major security flaw in Linux.
- Comment on VCs are starting to partner with private equity to buy up call centers, accounting firms and other "mature companies" to replace their operations with AI 2 months ago:
Ohh no. Please don’t destroy call centers. What will we do without then. Ohh the humanity.
- Comment on The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people? 2 months ago:
All you have to do is look at how much of the collected money actually guess to the school then ask what happens to the rest. That’s why.
- Comment on How do people like toast and bread rolls, but not bread crust? 3 months ago:
Usually bread sticks are baked differently (soft vs crisp), and come with seasonings, or even cheese, that pizza crust lacks.
- Comment on Cloudflare CEO warns AI and zero-click internet are killing the web's business model 3 months ago:
I generally agree. My focus was on the “business model” side, where people act like the web exists only to serve business interests. The Web will be just fine, possibly even better, if some of these companies monetizing everything were to fail.
- Comment on if pure water is not conductive why would condensation be an issue for electronics? 3 months ago:
Ok, but it’s condensing on something that isn’t perfectly clean.
- Comment on Cloudflare CEO warns AI and zero-click internet are killing the web's business model 3 months ago:
The Web was much better and more useful back before it had a business model. Good riddance.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams will soon block screen capture during meetings 3 months ago:
So you’re saying that I can just start an infinite empty meeting in order to block the AI Recall thing from recording my screen?
- Comment on Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit 3 months ago:
Introduce a .5 second delay before dismissing the creature upon touching the ground.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Cause you only notice the ones in your field of vision. You aren’t really going to see the ones hovering around the back of your knee.