The men’s team immediately turned a massive win into a massive embarrassment.
Epstein arrests: 0. Nancy Guthrie: still missing. The head of the FBI:
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OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tbf the whole of America is a massive embarrassment at the moment.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
[deleted]Biscuit@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Oh no… This guy hasn’t seen the locker room video of the team getting a call from Trump…
It’s straight up embarassing and we are all very disappointed with the team.
Rothe@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
No, it is definitely very embarrassing for the players as well.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
To be clear, this is not a joke. That’s literally him.
tourist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old
Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
Anybody can be a part of the Trump Admin.
doug@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
by all means dude, keep drinking.
show us how drunk you can get. I bet I can drink you under the table. did you know antifreeze is like the best alcohol? let’s go get you hella crunk.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hear it tastes pretty good, too.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No no no, you’re thinking of bleach. Thats the one you gotta drink straight, no mixers, just for the taste! Now bring this glass of bleach to Kash.
Binturong@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Exactly as intended by the administration. All governmental bodies will be made subservient to the great leader through installing purposely incompetent and bad faith loyalists and sycophants. This should not be a surprise at this point, it should fill us all with righteous anger.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pretty much exactly this. You stick useless people in these important roles so they can’t get enough traction to try for your chair, but you also want people who are at least smart enough to do whatever you tell them to do. Patel is actually a smart pick, he;s just too dumb to know how to push around actual field agents and only knows how to push around analysts and media
harmbugler@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
This is the clicktatorship. Actually competent at the job? No, just tweet more about it, in a costume if you can.
58008@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Charlie Kirk’s killer turns himself in. This cunt literally says “we got him”.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
TronBronson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is beautiful art. Masterpiece of our time.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
A job well done. Time for a beer and some 'caine.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No offense to the Guthrie family but it was pretty clear that local LE and the FBI don’t give a shit when it was weeks later that they asked people to send outdoor camera vids and even more clear when the local delivery driver was their only suspect after that.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
really makes you think how valuable teh surveillance state can actually be making a case against Luigi Mangione when it can’t find a an old lady whose family is cooperating
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
She should’ve tried hanging out in a McDonalds with all the “evidence” needed to make a case on the abductor and a note explaining the night’s events
^/s^
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Gee, it’s almost as if rich snobs are looking down at us the poor and pious from their fancy-shmancy mansions and laughing at us while we’re on the streets begging for food and money. The solution to this problem is seize the means of production and redistribute all that wealth to the poor. Seriously!
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, encourage people to disengage from the system entirely - it’s not like that’s exactly what Republicans you to do or anything.
ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
How the fuck did you misread that comment so wrongly?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
bugieman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bad bot
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
What do you think of socialism?
notso@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Fail hard, play hard.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The American way!
FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I’ve since learned only 5% of USA hockey players identify as Democrats so I guess this should not be shocking.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
sports is pretty much as political as Politics, so theres a “that side and your side” and conservatives love these types of tribalism.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can see them in the video. Even in the picture.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Back home they used to call him the bitch with the boner sized tits but now that he’s head of the FBI he gets to call himself cash money. One day he’ll go back to his old name and everyone will know him for the little wanker he is.
ReCursing@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
There’s been two: The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince last week, and Peter Mandelson today. Both in the UK. Glad we can get SOMETHING right!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Something something right thing something after trying everything else?
leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Fast forward 5 years to when he’s featured as “very serious person” on the Sunday morning news junket, and Eric Trump is the new Lord High Imperial Police Director.
AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Idiocracy, this govt is idiocracy
Zink@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
At this point we would be lucky to have somebody like president Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho who actually seems to govern in good faith.
What would the current government do if presented with a super-intelligent advisor? Fix our problems? Lol to that. They would be lucky to be kept alive because somebody that smart is clearly a threat to those who already got theirs.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s batshit crazy, I wonder if he can run for President he seems pretty presidential nowadays
I’m not going to look it up, I’m depressed
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
What a joke that guy is. He’s like a rich nerd who gets to party with the cool kids while displaying the over-the-top eagerness that marks their kind. We need a serious guy who takes things seriously not a frat boy mentality power guy.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We will never get that with the current administration. Best we can hope for is an alcoholic podcast bro.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’ve never heard of this Guthrie person. Every time I hear about it on the news, I think it’s some kind of distraction from the Epstein files
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
she is the mother of news anchor and legal analyst Savannah Guthrie.
dumbass@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Yeah, thta still doesn’t help.
ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I dunno who that is either
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
it is, they want the MSM to be flooded with not-epstein news, right now its “KASH patel partying with hockey team”
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
Yeah I searched it once and it was something about some nonpartisan news anchor’s mom? Like, who gives a fuck?
ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I mean, some people might, but that doesn’t mean it needs national attention
jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 2 weeks ago
IMO it’s part distraction part MWWS
I was at my parents house where it was being discussed nonstop on the news, then during a commercial break they showed a picture of a brown 9yo kid who has been missing since November of last year for five seconds.
When the news came back, they were talking about the missing 84yo woman and I made the decision to not pay attention and block it from my news feed
dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
X files would have been very different with Kash instead of the mysterious smoking man
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Kash never got past L in school so would he even be aware of them?
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Skinner’s glare of disdain would have flayed the flesh from his bones. It would have been a Monster of the Week episode. Mulder would actually help with the coverup and chalk it up to a one time involuntary psychic event. Scully would have cocked her head, pursed her lips, squinted, and said, “hmph.”
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Working exactly like it’s supposed to under trump.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is there somewhere on Lemmy that we can discuss the Guthrie case or missing persons? Because I think the ransom is a cover up!
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Everyone with experience in these cases agrees the woman is dead, it was a home invasion gone wrong. I think the authorities know this. I assume the ransom and ensuing press coverage is just a huge distraction from other things going on, because it makes LE look good. They certainly don’t give a shit when a brown person goes missing, but a famous white lady’s mom, yeah that’s gripping news POTUS needs to be involved with
Cruel@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Which of the Epstein files indicate a criminal offense requiring an arrest? I’ve seen so many of Epstein emails with comments like “WE NEED TO ARREST EVERYONE!” attached to a photo of Epstein with his goddaughter on his lap.
Like… Epstein was already arrested… and it does not appear he trafficked minors to anyone. Am I missing a key email somewhere?
JustAGuy@lemmy.org 2 weeks ago
He has connection to those 1800 rings.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The head of the FBI:
Still being a fucking banchode.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I think that the FBI is probably working better than normal with ol googly eyes out partying.
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
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mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his asshole, and he’s lowkey enjoying it but is trying not to react.