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- Comment on I don't wanna kiss through some cloth, can we do nose kisses instead? 1 week ago:
All Day I Dream About Socialism
- Comment on Another relapse... (again) 1 week ago:
I managed to stop using cocaine. (But not other stimulants)
If I had to choose between an 8ball and an entire thing of oreos (or Oreo knockoffs) I’d be pouring the glass of milk before the offer was complete
- Comment on Is the pipeline true, fellas? 2 weeks ago:
not see what
man Id be fucking hilarious if I went outside
- Comment on Incoming!! 3 weeks ago:
nah I think a lot of planning went into this
- Comment on ZeniMax Online Studios Workers Form Latest Video Game Union with Communications Workers of America 1 month ago:
When Bobby Kotick read this he probably aperture clenched his asshole so tight it burst his prostate.
- Comment on Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024's launch has been marred by long load times, server issues and now it has overwhelmingly negative reviews 3 months ago:
game was too hard for my smoothie brain
also the AI voice actors are kinda rude and sound very bad by today’s standards
the engine is off
you left the brakes on
_stop fucking with the egg yoke I swear to god I will 69ou
//anyone have recommendations for flying games that were mae for dip shit likee lik m
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
The majority of us not being able to suck our own dicks ruined humanity.
I will die on this hill.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
In South Africa, where I live, that kind of thing is a criminal offense known as crimen injuria.
From Wikipedia:
Crimen injuria is a crime under South African common law, defined as the act of “unlawfully, intentionally, and seriously impairing the dignity of another.” Although difficult to precisely define, the crime is used in the prosecution of certain instances of road rage, stalking, racially offensive language, emotional or psychological abuse, and sexual offences against children.
There are also a good number of other laws that deal with child abuse, so offenders won’t just get slapped with a crimen injuria charge on their criminal record and say it was just road rage when questioned.
- Comment on How do you scream? 5 months ago:
During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.
We all already knew it’s bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I’m not gonna fucking do that.
Anyways, someone sent the answer, “Led Zeppelin”, 1ms before me.
I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.
- Comment on Three Mile Island nuclear plant set for restart on Microsoft AI power deal 5 months ago:
I’m not scared of nuclear power
but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 5 months ago:
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
- Comment on DeArrow is an open source browser extension for crowdsourcing better titles and thumbnails on YouTube. 5 months ago:
I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.
Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.
The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.
There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.
- Comment on Some basic info about USB 5 months ago:
My dick fits into all of them
Seems pretty universal to me 😎
- Comment on Some people are in to Deep 5 months ago:
partners mouth
- Comment on Thank you! 5 months ago:
caffeine in suppository formass coffee - Comment on How come roosters crow but crows don't rooster? 5 months ago:
this is multidimensional wisdom
- Comment on Le cancer 6 months ago:
Where do I buy ass cigarettes
- Comment on Climate scientists flee Twitter as hostility surges 6 months ago:
Ah, that makes sense. I thought you meant IT as in information technology. Was very confused.
Brain still problems good yey
- Comment on Climate scientists flee Twitter as hostility surges 6 months ago:
Pardon my ignorance. I may have a mild brain injury.
Could you perhaps rephrase?
I’m not sure if I understood what you said.
- Comment on If buying it isn't owning it... 6 months ago:
is that the mosaic of genitals used to construct his portrait
- Comment on What if? 6 months ago:
perhaps it would serve humanity greatly if I do not reproduce
- Comment on Hmmm 6 months ago:
eep yeah nah fuck that
the SNRI helped with the anxiety anyways
Was kinda just using it to yap with friends. Took “as needed” and am on a low dose. I don’t think I’ll have withdrawals, but I’ll call my psych to confirm.
If he tells me I need to go to Russia for that sketchy coma treatment I’ll just accuse him of being antifa or whatever
- Comment on Hmmm 6 months ago:
I still don’t know why the fuck he said it like that
He’s trying to say the postmasterist libruls suck at getting rid of CP because of DEI or some other weird bigoted shit
Why’d he use the word “find”? He could have said any phrase that meant “stumble upon accidentally”
But he said find. Directly implying he actively looks for it. Did it not fucking register in one fucking synapse? Can benzos really fry your brain that bad? If so, I’m going to need to talk to my doctor about getting off the stuff.
- Comment on I wonder what they smell like. 6 months ago:
To be fair they didn’t specifically say what he saw in the dark.
Night patrol or machine elves. He saw what he saw.
- Comment on TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN 6 months ago:
I need to dig them out with a screwdriver
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
$3 worth of coffee will give you at least 2 more IQ points
$0 PDF on how to cheese IQ tests could probably give you more
- Comment on Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way 7 months ago:
OHHH that kind of lamination. Completely forgot that was an option.
I was thinking about those laminating machines that fully seal the printouts with plastic sheets.
I’m going to look into getting my hands on some vinyl paper. I appreciate it, bud
- Comment on Fortnite Players Band Together to Pick on In-Game Tesla Cybertrucks: 'Destroy on Sight' - IGN 7 months ago:
That is astronomically fucking funny
- Comment on Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way 7 months ago:
The printer is the cheapest canon inkjet printer I could find new in 2021. I don’t have access to the exact model name rn
I think I have glossy photo paper. I also had a few sheets of postcard size sticker paper that was not glossy and didn’t fade, but I recall it being stupid expensive, or that specific brand at least. I cannot remember the name. Would not survive the elements though.
I thought about laminating it but I wasn’t sure if the heat would fuck the adhesive
- Comment on Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way 7 months ago:
Some banks and other places like that still require physical documents for stuff like proof of address, affidavits etc.
Even though they’re going to fucking scan it into pdf anyway
I use my printer to print silly stickers, because I am a manchild, but I don’t think I am using the correct ink or paper, because they fade very quickly and smudge sometimes.
Also use it to print graph paper to doodle on.
