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@tourist@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d respect it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Every other technique I’ve used to attract goth girls has failed so I’d be willing to try this

  As far as cringe goes, I feel like it has some self awareness baked in, so it’s not the worst, but yeah nah if I saw a 40 year old man wearing this I’d wince a bit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't have⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  but what about ball sport

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't have⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay so let me think out loud

  August is month 8

  It takes 9 months for babby to formed

  Okay so 9 months prior to August is…

  Wait fuck does that include the first month

  No wait yeah

  So human mating season peaks in December

  Makes sense.

  In the north, it’s too cold to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

  In the south, it’s too hot to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

  So the solution to the declining birth rate is to criminalize ball sport

  I will take my findings to the UN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Should Immediately Nationalize SpaceX and Starlink⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stopping exploitation by Shell, BP & Friends isn’t exactly what made those regimes despotic

• You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've got something special for you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr Stamina

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The FDA Is Approving Drugs Without Evidence They Work⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe we can get LSD pregnancy medicine to market this time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sundar Pichai is vibe coding. 'It feels so delightful to be a coder.'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t even need complex AI to replace CEOs

  One ruby script can easily:

  • Lie to the public
  • Tell shareholders to buy more stock
  • Shift blame when a product horrifically disfigures someone
  • Lobby Congress
  • Lay off thousands of employees and take a fat bonus
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit sues Anthropic, alleging its bots accessed Reddit more than 100,000 times since last July⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bots? On Reddit!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what it is, but if you tell me “You shouldn’t laugh at this because only 13 year olds laugh at this” before you show me something, I will involuntarily laugh 200% harder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Far-right websites got hacked and defaced; 6.5 terabytes of data got leaked.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep one emergency leave day aside so I can celebrate when Rupert Murdoch finally fucking croaks

  Yeah his kids are probably no better, perhaps even worse, but god damn I fucking hate that piece of shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI featured chatbot is pushing extreme surgeries to “subhuman” men⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I get pretty violent when I realize I’m talking to a ChatGPT wrapper instead of actual support

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine that’s not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So which one?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didnt even know he was sick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wash hands before boofing psychedelic mushroom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grow up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rough, because my solution to fatigue is to drink enough caffeine to cause severe heart palpitations and chest burn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immigration Crackdowns Are Booming. So Is the Digital Resistance Fighting Them.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also ResistMap, a network from the Turn Left PAC that solicits ICE agent–sighting reports via a form, displays verified sightings on a map, and allows users to opt in for text alerts.

  Very cool

  How popular is it over there? Would be sick if it gets enough traction to go global and rat on all cops. Not even touching Waze with hazmat gloves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't like em? Ghost em⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  romanc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did they already take the porn?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Killer name for a garage rock band

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  stop smoking marijuana

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Melatonin is what makes people sleep

  You’re thinking of melinoma

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great shoe idea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  full-on dropping trousers, froggy squatting and pinching a fat loaf on someone else’s doorstep in the middle of the day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  mango to the shop and don’t come back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heineken and pot go together well, because they're both so skunky.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  we smoking beer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next pope suggestion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All hail Pope carrion0409

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got to try this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  tackled by security if you leave without paying for your scrotum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As hard as I’ve tried, I have yet to see every butthole. I cannot rule out that there are buttholes that look like these. I shall not rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Describe conservatives with one picture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  all I got atm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence