tourist

@tourist@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA CEO Andrew Wilson got a nice pay bump last year, while the company's workers earned less on average⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe its for the best stranger. I say weird shit.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s nothing personal

  I’m not comfortable around anyone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign me up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that’s what it takes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Combine Eurotruck Simulator with remote controlled trucks and you got a fleet of "self-driving" trucks for free.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  mass traffic casualty any% speedrun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m declaring war on Iran because the Ayatollah fucked up my McChicken ☝️ and we don’t like that 👐 they say sir how do you fuck up a McChicken and I tell them it’s too much sauce and you can’t do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  emergency perc purity ring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf i love capitalism now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  pay the gay unaway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A receipt printer cured my procrastination [ADHD]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll read this article later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suggestion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  the feds confiscated my laptop because I kept sending them extremist laughables

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump May Launch Wireless Phone Brand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  are you saying all my Trumpcoins, Trump NFTs, degrees from Trump university and deep frozen Trump steaks are worthless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Basically⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  100 year old artifact

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When asked "are you an honest person?" The only logical answer is yes.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  holy fuck call an ambulance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear family⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ive seen these JD Vance facemorphs so many times that when I saw an actual image of him the other day I almost couldn’t recognise him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d respect it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every other technique I’ve used to attract goth girls has failed so I’d be willing to try this

  As far as cringe goes, I feel like it has some self awareness baked in, so it’s not the worst, but yeah nah if I saw a 40 year old man wearing this I’d wince a bit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't have⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but what about ball sport

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't have⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay so let me think out loud

  August is month 8

  It takes 9 months for babby to formed

  Okay so 9 months prior to August is…

  Wait fuck does that include the first month

  No wait yeah

  So human mating season peaks in December

  Makes sense.

  In the north, it’s too cold to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

  In the south, it’s too hot to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

  So the solution to the declining birth rate is to criminalize ball sport

  I will take my findings to the UN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Should Immediately Nationalize SpaceX and Starlink⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stopping exploitation by Shell, BP & Friends isn’t exactly what made those regimes despotic

• You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've got something special for you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr Stamina

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The FDA Is Approving Drugs Without Evidence They Work⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe we can get LSD pregnancy medicine to market this time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sundar Pichai is vibe coding. 'It feels so delightful to be a coder.'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t even need complex AI to replace CEOs

  One ruby script can easily:

  • Lie to the public
  • Tell shareholders to buy more stock
  • Shift blame when a product horrifically disfigures someone
  • Lobby Congress
  • Lay off thousands of employees and take a fat bonus
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit sues Anthropic, alleging its bots accessed Reddit more than 100,000 times since last July⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bots? On Reddit!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what it is, but if you tell me “You shouldn’t laugh at this because only 13 year olds laugh at this” before you show me something, I will involuntarily laugh 200% harder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Far-right websites got hacked and defaced; 6.5 terabytes of data got leaked.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep one emergency leave day aside so I can celebrate when Rupert Murdoch finally fucking croaks

  Yeah his kids are probably no better, perhaps even worse, but god damn I fucking hate that piece of shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI featured chatbot is pushing extreme surgeries to “subhuman” men⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get pretty violent when I realize I’m talking to a ChatGPT wrapper instead of actual support

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine that’s not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So which one?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didnt even know he was sick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wash hands before boofing psychedelic mushroom