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How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • liran@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      leaves the girls belted in

      If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.

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      • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If I’m ever in a relationship again

        I could learn from that optimism.

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    • Suru@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was definitely 14 or 15 when breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.

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    • Gerudo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My wife says it’s uncomfortable not having yhem belted in

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sometimes you get tired!

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    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Only a complete masochist

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My Girlfriend does. None of my exes do. Seems to be a.preference by woman really

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  • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    20

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    • polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      20

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      • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hindsight is…

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    20 at home, 18 when away.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My life progression so far.

    • 3
    • 18
    • 20
    • 2
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    • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      47 Six pack is back.

      Dayum, good for you!

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I’m sixty.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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    • tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends on if I had sex or not. I’m not putting them back on after, but I also don’t really see the need to take them off just to go to sleep.

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  • Fortatech@gregtech.eu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    18 at home, 20 when with homies

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But with your socks still on, right?

      Right?

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  • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    18 doesn’t matter if it’s hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.

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    • nagaram@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had to kill the fan. Its been fucking up my sinuses.

      Rip hospital fan

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Usually 18, sometimes 3.

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same. Depends on the weather.

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Usually shirt bad. Sometimes sensory issues make shirt superior to other random torso-fabric interactions.

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

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  • hikaru755@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated

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    • Matombo@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      my exact reaction: AI slop

      also my option isn’t even on there

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most women don’t sleep in bras. Or as I call them “titty jail”.

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.

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      • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.

        I don’t know how we learn this. But it’s just something we figure out and perfect at some point.

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  • KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    20 lol

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  • palordrolap@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.

    Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.

    There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.

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    • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.

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      • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah except it gets that much more difficult to get up when everything around you is fucking freezing.

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      • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have “emergency blanket” under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.

        Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.

        So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen

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      • Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        More blankets don’t help the moment you get out of bed in the morning. The apartment was unheated for much of the winter during my teenage years, so I usually wore two pairs of thick woolen socks and thick woolen PJs (along with a thick duvet and several blankets) so I wouldn’t freeze to death the moment I got out of bed. The period between rushing out of bed and into an 8 ply woolen bathrobe was still painful though.

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    • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sometimes when my room is very cold, I sleep with socks on, though the rest usually stays off.

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  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    10 is unhinged

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Donald Duck

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You gotta let it get some air

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    20

    Stop denying yourselves over shame.

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  • ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    20 unless it’s really cold

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    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just pile more blankets on

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      • ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yup. I usually have a down comforter sloppily rolled up down one side of the bed and can easily grab it if need be. Lightweight and extremely effective.

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    1. Occasionally 9. I can’t imagine sleeping in a bra, that seems dreadfully uncomfortable.
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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t sleep with a bra, either. It’s just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I’m a cis male, though.

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      • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Seems bad for circulation too.

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      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah this is accurate.

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    • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The first 3 girlfriends i had, always slept in their bras. So i just assumed that was normal. I haven’t met anyone who does that ever since, and thinking about it, it seems like torture

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    • kokoto@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To me sleeping in a bra is like trying to sleep with glasses on

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  • H3mp79@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Twenny all night erry night

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  • treeofnik@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Missing the difference between 8 and 9?

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    • misfitx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.

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    • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This has been changed since the original (someone else linked). 8 should be 7 and 7 should have 17. Eight looks like an adult diaper.

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      • treeofnik@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That makes much more sense! Figured it was inconsistent.

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    • Karjalan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Male version Granny panties vs nickers.

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    • nagaram@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Diaper?

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  • Beebabe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1, always

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  • gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    20 is the best. Sleeping naked is the best way to sleep for me. Especially in summer when i don’t need to use blanket or any other cover.

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  • Datz@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where socks?

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    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Take it easy there, Satan

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      • Datz@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I need extra warmth bro, it’s actually cold in here.

        I also wear underwear under my pyjamas.

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    3

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is the way.

      Tried 5 but it got too floppy.

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice try, FBI.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    15, (I’m a dude)

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Got to cradle dem bois

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it’s 3.

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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    18 all night

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  • PetteriPano@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.

    Now it’s 17.

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    • rollerbang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      😳

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ai generated garbage or why do the bh look different every time?

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