polydactyl

@polydactyl@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair's fair.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  20

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dunno⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know the solution

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨877-CASH-NOW⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Prob not bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Instructions unclear. I now have one leg if pants lodged in the toilet bowl and one leg still in my ass. I’m scared to flush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Congrats, that’s really was pure shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨parental expectation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This took me so long to get, I think I might be one of you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A recent discovery might suggest that we happen to be in a big void, and that a great amount of the universe is much much denser than where we are or what we have observed. If true, Big Crunch time bby

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨English moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I spent 20 minutes on it and could never figure it out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harsh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean? What cuss word? What does it say?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My fat ass got excited⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spill the dmtee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The regrets of life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow that’s hot 🥵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W.a.m.d.i.i.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'ananas⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a pen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but hot grease can damage plumbing and cool fast enough to cause clogging over time. Pour it down the sink is totally fine, but you gotta run hot water with it