It's the Lord's problem now.

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• PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Human waste management systems in a nutshell.

  Out of sight, out of mind.

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  • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Out of flight

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• dublet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Once and for all

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• gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Literal shit post

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!

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  • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Was looking for this comment. 👏

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    really expecting that gif to end differently

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • undeffeined@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is that Jack Black?

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    • TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Envy (2004)

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    • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman

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  • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yesss was going to comment this!

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  • b34k@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First thing I thought of when i saw this post!

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  • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.

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• Dagamant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have you met “people”?

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  • smh@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.

    I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.

    At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.

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• Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.kya.moe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  North Korea Style

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.

  Fling and forget!

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• YaGirlAutumn@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head

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  • FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It already happens with birds, so it’s not such a big change, if that’s the price of human progress.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern

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• ulterno@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The poo dropped right on someone’s car.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Removed from the environment.

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  • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    into another environment

    No, out of the environment

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They go into space, where they become stars.

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  • purplemonkeymad@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m just hoping the front doesn’t fall off.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.

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  • Joeffect@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift… The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!

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    • Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shit, Zeppelins again

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?

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  • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.

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• Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This really is a shitpost.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    health safety regs, damn OSHA

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• bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Y?

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is a gag gift, right?

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  • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, I’m pretty sure this is a fake gift box that The Onion used to sell.

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is absolutely real. I just ordered a dozen.

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  • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone will gag eventually if this indeed

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  • pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nope, put shit in a trash bag and fill it up with helium… bam! You got floating shit.

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• Xande@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it…

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But we already have the tie it to a bush because I’ll totally come back for it method

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• digital_man@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I prefer Fulton Extraction personally…

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• Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.

  It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.

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• muxika@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  "And that’s how I got the house to Paradise Falls. "

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Send it back into nature! I love it!

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And when it’s high enough, it explodes.

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