It's the Lord's problem now.
Submitted 1 month ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dublet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Literal shit post
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
qualia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Was looking for this comment. 👏
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
really expecting that gif to end differently
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Is that Jack Black?
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yesss was going to comment this!
b34k@lemmy.world 1 month ago
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
Dagamant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
smh@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.kya.moe 1 month ago
North Korea Style
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
YaGirlAutumn@leminal.space 1 month ago
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It already happens with birds, so it’s not such a big change, if that’s the price of human progress.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Removed from the environment.
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 1 month ago
into another environment
No, out of the environment
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 month ago
They go into space, where they become stars.
purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 1 month ago
I’m just hoping the front doesn’t fall off.
ulterno@programming.dev 1 month ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 month ago
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Joeffect@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift… The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
This really is a shitpost.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
health safety regs, damn OSHA
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Y?
ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 month ago
This is a gag gift, right?
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yes, I’m pretty sure this is a fake gift box that The Onion used to sell.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is absolutely real. I just ordered a dozen.
Natanael@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Someone will gag eventually if this indeed
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nope, put shit in a trash bag and fill it up with helium… bam! You got floating shit.
Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it…
sirico@feddit.uk 1 month ago
But we already have the tie it to a bush because I’ll totally come back for it method
digital_man@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I prefer Fulton Extraction personally…
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
muxika@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
"And that’s how I got the house to Paradise Falls. "
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Send it back into nature! I love it!
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
And when it’s high enough, it explodes.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Natanael@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Out of flight