bluegreenpurplepink

@bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So if Lemmy is not named after Lemmy, then what is Lemmy named after?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What are all these stains?

  Blood, urine, or semen.

  Oh god, I hope it’s urine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eat more fibre or something⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Magnesium is the way. You can thank me later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎄. (Turn on sound.)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did I watch that so many times?

  I was mesmerized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  68 must be all about the boobs. That’s what the calculator tells me.

  58008 80085

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the lightning bug table?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit global rank is going down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I clung to Reddit for too long even though it sucked because it was awesome years ago and it was a habit.

  One I joined here I started laughing again. Lemmy is so fun and funny. Reddit is just full of bots that don’t know what humor is and petty people who forgot how to laugh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In with you and I’m still alive. Food is too expensive to throw out.

  There are worst ways to die than keeling over after eating. I’ll take it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like Skyrim, and porcupines⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You had me at Ulfberth War-Bear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've done it, boys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see the triangles. Is it because I have trials too? Now I’m paranoid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've done it, boys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like the tiny little uptick in the red line at the end is just a lie to try to give us a smidge of hope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assumptions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This made me think of the episode Plague of Madness from Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grampa when NYC elects a socialist mayor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this Image from the old film called SSSSSSSS ? That movie freaked me out. It’s about an old guy doing illegal research on snakes out of his home lab and he convinces this naive young guy to participate in his experiments. You can guess it doesn’t go well. And you can also guess what he does to anyone that crosses him. The young guy was played by Dirk Benedict who later played Face on The A-Team tv show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you scared?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t even his final form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Highly reccomend!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now do two weeks worth!