Asfalttikyntaja

@Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moats are back!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazon, I presume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately I don’t find that source from YLE’s site. I will try to find it somewhere though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No it isn’t. Finland did the same thing and now our schools are fucked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You should feed your cat more often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X's Algorithm Pushes Users to Lean More Conservative, Researchers Find⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Surprised rise your hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stalagTite and stalagMite: The "t" in stalactite looks like a stalactite, hanging from the ceiling. Similarly, the "m" in stalagmite looks like a stalagmite, rising from the floor.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You should shower less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kremlin’s “Bio-Drone” Pigeons Fail to Deliver—but Still Get Funded⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Enough is enough. I think I’m done with this reality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did Elon taught his AI by himself?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Can't Trust the Internet Anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, I am too upside down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good news everyone! I write this from the better place.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google criticizes Europe's plan to adopt free software⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So it must be good thing then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I go with a wet mud, I hate all those banana flies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We will never know the name of a human that lived 50,000 years ago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ben. I’m sure he was Ben. The caretaker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world is trying to log off U.S. tech⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not my Mahjong in my Linux laptop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t never understood those jokes. There’s billions of women in this world, you have picked up one for yourself. Why would you pick up one you hated for? It doesn’t make any sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla: 2024 was bad, 2025 was worse as profit falls 46 percent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huang declares Israel Nvidia’s “second home” with record-breaking campus investment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck you nvidia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, that sounds great. Let me write it down. I’m going to be billionaire in no time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Is Obsessed With Oil. But Chinese Batteries Will Soon Run the World⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Works great in Finland.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tradition is just bullying by dead people⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean, this is traditional?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hundreds of Millions of Audio Devices Need a Patch to Prevent Wireless Hacking and Tracking⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Laughs in 6.3 mm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG Electronics unveils 2026 Gram Laptop line with aerospace composite - up to 50% lighter than macbooks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The question is can I run Linux on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t matter, your Time Machine doesn’t need drivers license.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If God truly is ‘all-powerful’ and ‘omnipotent,’ then Jesus dying wasn’t the only way to ‘save us.’”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to get more shorter showers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We own the hardware, but not the experience anymore — Big Tech keeps building smarter, more connected devices, but the user experience feels more intrusive, more confusing, and less human⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m holding my breath, do it quickly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, 79, Rants Incoherently About Robots and AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Götterdämmerung?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s nice to know, let’s hope it goes well in the future too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never had any problems getting the honey out of the jar with a teaspoon, if you use it correctly you can break a run easily with a teaspoon itself, or the edge of the jar. And I drink tea every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know they have invented the thing called teaspoon, it makes it very easy to get the honey out of the jar and into your mug of tea. Try it and you’ll be amazed. I’m sure you can find it at a some farmers market too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I still don’t get it.