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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s nice to know, let’s hope it goes well in the future too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never had any problems getting the honey out of the jar with a teaspoon, if you use it correctly you can break a run easily with a teaspoon itself, or the edge of the jar. And I drink tea every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know they have invented the thing called teaspoon, it makes it very easy to get the honey out of the jar and into your mug of tea. Try it and you’ll be amazed. I’m sure you can find it at a some farmers market too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I still don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did nobody think that the “consumer” is capitalism way of speaking about humans?

  I’m not a consumer, I’m a free man!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really can’t believe that this is our reality right now. Please wake me up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Slop Is Ruining Reddit for Everyone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My God! You ruined my world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, bananas without “b” is a pineapple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This really is a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porsche Cars in Russia Shut Down After Satellite System Failure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luckily enough I have a rich imagination and I can wank without any porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows Users Furious at Microsoft's Plan to Turn It Into an "Agentic OS"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you don’t need to use product what you hate. Make a switch, it’s not that hard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that americans can now deduce private jet expenses from their taxes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My plumber comes with his private jet all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In wake of Windows 10 retirement, over 780,000 Windows users skip Win 11 for Linux, says Zorin OS developers — distro hits unprecedented 1 million downloads in five weeks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  780k should be enough for everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, theoretically you can use assembly lines for making dildos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also the day that the world found out that Hitler had a micropenis.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try Vladimir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF BIT ME?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t have bedbugs if you don’t have a bed. knock on the head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube is taking down videos on performing nonstandard Windows 11 installs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And same people are complaining that Linux is difficult to install…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was no need to ever improve upon THIS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or… 90’s Toyota Corolla, there are plenty of them riding around in here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bananas have seeds? 😳

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are we living in a golden age of stupidity?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, but we are getting there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple Banned an App That Simply Archived Videos of ICE Abuses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you disabled also Google from your life?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ParanoidAndroid was the perfect name for a privacy focused android custom rom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bananandroid?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polish Train Maker Is Suing the Hackers Who Exposed Its Anti-Repair Tricks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here. Fucking train makers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about what today is considered next level vs what it used to be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to brag but I have my 1985 Bang & Olufsen music system still in use. Cassette player, CD-player and vinyl player all work well. They don’t make devices like that anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Death Of Industrial Design And The Era Of Dull Electronics⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funny to think that when everything is made more cheap, the more they cost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kingdom come⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be fun at parties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft suddenly kills its movies and TV store on Xbox and Windows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget that they didn’t succeed on mobile phones too. Despite it was very fine OS and devices were good too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People angry that Superman represents kindness are outright admitting that they don't want to be good people⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure they have watched it and made lots of notes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung teams up with Glance to use your face in AI-generated lock screen ads⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the way.