Asfalttikyntaja
@Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Tesla: 2024 was bad, 2025 was worse as profit falls 46 percent 3 days ago:
- Comment on Huang declares Israel Nvidia’s “second home” with record-breaking campus investment 1 week ago:
Fuck you nvidia.
- Comment on AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns 1 week ago:
Hey, that sounds great. Let me write it down. I’m going to be billionaire in no time.
- Comment on Trump Is Obsessed With Oil. But Chinese Batteries Will Soon Run the World 1 week ago:
Works great in Finland.
- Comment on Tradition is just bullying by dead people 2 weeks ago:
You mean, this is traditional?
- Comment on Hundreds of Millions of Audio Devices Need a Patch to Prevent Wireless Hacking and Tracking 2 weeks ago:
Laughs in 6.3 mm
- Comment on LG Electronics unveils 2026 Gram Laptop line with aerospace composite - up to 50% lighter than macbooks 4 weeks ago:
The question is can I run Linux on it.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
It doesn’t matter, your Time Machine doesn’t need drivers license.
- Comment on If God truly is ‘all-powerful’ and ‘omnipotent,’ then Jesus dying wasn’t the only way to ‘save us.’” 4 weeks ago:
You need to get more shorter showers.
- Comment on We own the hardware, but not the experience anymore — Big Tech keeps building smarter, more connected devices, but the user experience feels more intrusive, more confusing, and less human 4 weeks ago:
I’m holding my breath, do it quickly.
- Comment on Trump, 79, Rants Incoherently About Robots and AI 5 weeks ago:
Götterdämmerung?
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 1 month ago:
That’s nice to know, let’s hope it goes well in the future too.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 1 month ago:
I have never had any problems getting the honey out of the jar with a teaspoon, if you use it correctly you can break a run easily with a teaspoon itself, or the edge of the jar. And I drink tea every day.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 1 month ago:
You know they have invented the thing called teaspoon, it makes it very easy to get the honey out of the jar and into your mug of tea. Try it and you’ll be amazed. I’m sure you can find it at a some farmers market too.
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 1 month ago:
I still don’t get it.
- Comment on U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday 1 month ago:
Did nobody think that the “consumer” is capitalism way of speaking about humans?
I’m not a consumer, I’m a free man!
- Comment on Well. 1 month ago:
I really can’t believe that this is our reality right now. Please wake me up!
- Comment on AI Slop Is Ruining Reddit for Everyone 1 month ago:
My God! You ruined my world.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 month ago:
You know, bananas without “b” is a pineapple.
- Comment on It's the Lord's problem now. 1 month ago:
This really is a shitpost.
- Comment on Porsche Cars in Russia Shut Down After Satellite System Failure 1 month ago:
Yes
- Comment on Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn 1 month ago:
Luckily enough I have a rich imagination and I can wank without any porn.
- Comment on Windows Users Furious at Microsoft's Plan to Turn It Into an "Agentic OS" 2 months ago:
I guess you don’t need to use product what you hate. Make a switch, it’s not that hard.
- Comment on YSK that americans can now deduce private jet expenses from their taxes 2 months ago:
My plumber comes with his private jet all the time.
- Comment on In wake of Windows 10 retirement, over 780,000 Windows users skip Win 11 for Linux, says Zorin OS developers — distro hits unprecedented 1 million downloads in five weeks 2 months ago:
780k should be enough for everyone.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’ 2 months ago:
Well, theoretically you can use assembly lines for making dildos.
- Comment on Also the day that the world found out that Hitler had a micropenis. 2 months ago:
Nice try Vladimir.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 months ago:
Can’t have bedbugs if you don’t have a bed. knock on the head
- Comment on YouTube is taking down videos on performing nonstandard Windows 11 installs 2 months ago:
And same people are complaining that Linux is difficult to install…
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 3 months ago:
Or… 90’s Toyota Corolla, there are plenty of them riding around in here.
