Asfalttikyntaja
@Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn 1 day ago:
Luckily enough I have a rich imagination and I can wank without any porn.
- Comment on Windows Users Furious at Microsoft's Plan to Turn It Into an "Agentic OS" 5 days ago:
I guess you don’t need to use product what you hate. Make a switch, it’s not that hard.
- Comment on YSK that americans can now deduce private jet expenses from their taxes 5 days ago:
My plumber comes with his private jet all the time.
- Comment on In wake of Windows 10 retirement, over 780,000 Windows users skip Win 11 for Linux, says Zorin OS developers — distro hits unprecedented 1 million downloads in five weeks 1 week ago:
780k should be enough for everyone.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’ 1 week ago:
Well, theoretically you can use assembly lines for making dildos.
- Comment on Also the day that the world found out that Hitler had a micropenis. 2 weeks ago:
Nice try Vladimir.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 4 weeks ago:
Can’t have bedbugs if you don’t have a bed. knock on the head
- Comment on YouTube is taking down videos on performing nonstandard Windows 11 installs 5 weeks ago:
And same people are complaining that Linux is difficult to install…
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 5 weeks ago:
Or… 90’s Toyota Corolla, there are plenty of them riding around in here.
- Comment on Banana 5 weeks ago:
Bananas have seeds? 😳
- Comment on Are we living in a golden age of stupidity? 1 month ago:
No, but we are getting there.
- Comment on Apple Banned an App That Simply Archived Videos of ICE Abuses 1 month ago:
Have you disabled also Google from your life?
- Comment on ParanoidAndroid was the perfect name for a privacy focused android custom rom 1 month ago:
Bananandroid?
- Comment on Polish Train Maker Is Suing the Hackers Who Exposed Its Anti-Repair Tricks 4 months ago:
Same here. Fucking train makers.
- Comment on Think about what today is considered next level vs what it used to be 4 months ago:
I don’t want to brag but I have my 1985 Bang & Olufsen music system still in use. Cassette player, CD-player and vinyl player all work well. They don’t make devices like that anymore.
- Comment on The Death Of Industrial Design And The Era Of Dull Electronics 4 months ago:
It’s funny to think that when everything is made more cheap, the more they cost.
- Comment on kingdom come 4 months ago:
You must be fun at parties.
- Comment on Microsoft suddenly kills its movies and TV store on Xbox and Windows 4 months ago:
Don’t forget that they didn’t succeed on mobile phones too. Despite it was very fine OS and devices were good too.
- Comment on People angry that Superman represents kindness are outright admitting that they don't want to be good people 4 months ago:
I’m sure they have watched it and made lots of notes.
- Comment on Samsung teams up with Glance to use your face in AI-generated lock screen ads 5 months ago:
This is the way.
- Comment on Microsoft laying off about 6,000 people, or 3% of its workforce 6 months ago:
I recommend Mint. It’s super easy to install and maintain. And very easy to use.
- Comment on The FBI launched a special task force targeting anti-Tesla ‘domestic terrorism’ 6 months ago:
Or… he could take one of his self driving cars.
- Comment on Skype was shut down for good today 6 months ago:
Story of the Microsoft…
- Comment on Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads 7 months ago:
Based on your former shopping, here’s what other shoppers have looked.
- Comment on The Fairphone 5 price has been dropped to €499. The phone is designed to be the most advanced environmentally friendly smartphone. 7 months ago:
Look at its specs. Processor and screen and so on.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 7 months ago:
Came here to say that.
- Comment on The Fairphone 5 price has been dropped to €499. The phone is designed to be the most advanced environmentally friendly smartphone. 7 months ago:
I looked at it, but it looks really outdated phone. Would be interesting if we live in a 2015, but not today.
- Comment on YouTube removes 'gender identity' from hate speech policy 7 months ago:
Please think about billionaires!
- Comment on Do you dislike your dependency on Android? To the rescue comes Mobile Linux "PostmarketOS" - Funded via Donations, Focus on Reliabilty for 2025 8 months ago:
Please stop. I can’t get my dick back into my trousers.
- Comment on Microsoft is redesigning the Windows BSOD and it might change to black 8 months ago:
I don’t care what colour the screen is, just make the damn Windows stable enough so I don’t have to see it.