Towlie!!??!?
This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important
Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
One side face and hair, other side body and crotch.
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Both are clean so what’s the problem?
Denalduh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tag side = balls Non tag side = face
It’s not that hard lol
Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I always put the tag in the top left corner holding it up. Otherwise the same.
arsCynic@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Additional advantage: using separate towels makes each one less wet, therefore they dry faster.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 months ago
So, what is so holly with the female genitalia that they have to ask this question?
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Their junk is a bigger hazard if anything. My penis ain’t leaking blood or mucus most of the time.
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Ladies, do you have a special towel to dry your ass crack?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I guess it’s the whole internal vs. external thing
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No, cause I wash the fucking towel like a civilized human being.
Nfamwap@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You use a fresh towel every day?
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes, because I’m not a fucking animal.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 months ago
To avoid using the same are for my butthole before my face, I always use the left side of the towel on my upper body and the right side on my lower body. I always keep the left side on the left so I can keep track.
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You dry your balls first, then your ass. Then, you get in the shower. After the shower, you use the same towel again to re-apply your musk. Women love it.
TheFrirish@jlai.lu 4 months ago
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 months ago
Wait, you guys don’t dip your balls in isopropyl?
I mean they’re clean AND dry afterwards…
TheTiltster@feddit.org 4 months ago
Umh…I usually take showers to get clean. So, when I´m done showering (read: when I have successfully finished the task of cleaning my whole body), I use a towel to dry my now clean body. Since my whole body is clean now, I do not distinct between single body parts, because, as previously mentioned, they are all equally clean now.
iridebikes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This. And I use more soap on my ass and balls than about anywhere else on my body JUST TO BE EXTRA CLEAN.
ulterno@programming.dev 4 months ago
But now your chest is less clean and you will end up re-dirtying the EXTRA CLEAN areas.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hey everybody! This guy touches his butt!
Butt toucher! Butt toucher!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
ulterno@programming.dev 4 months ago
First it redirects me (301) to a similar url but at images.lemmy.zip
Then the second url gives an internal server error (500).The other links work.
Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Perfect Dilbert reference, friend. Lol
davidagain@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The links certainly work.
savutano@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Towel has two sides & two ends. Check mate.
davidagain@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Also four sides and four corners. Use this information with wisdom and not foolishness.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
The corners are used for cleaning ears
Routhinator@startrek.website 4 months ago
You just got out of a shower. If you washed well, what’s it matter?
nuko147@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hmm… Two towels? One for body, one for head (hair and face).
TIN@feddit.uk 4 months ago
These threads are always such a fascinating voyage of discovery
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Any time I think I’m mentally fucked up, and for sure I am, I see stuff that at least makes me feel better about myself.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Of course not! I lick it clean first!
Uri@infosec.pub 4 months ago
Thats a 4chan question?
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
This is such an american question.
It’s after a shower. At that point your balls should be as clean as your face, or you’re doing it wrong.
LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You would be shocked how bad most people are at cleaning themselves. They think just being under running water is enough or only wash upper with soap and the “rest runs down and gets washed”
Been washing my balls n ass since junior high and guys would look at me like I’m insane when i mentioned i shampoo downstairs, is how i came to find out most of them don’t even do basic soap let alone scrub down there
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Instead of showering I just roll around in garbage, it fortifies the skin against bees and keeps dangerous people away. It keeps all other kinds of people away too which is a nice bonus.
Redex68@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah, I use shampoo on my balls, ass, front, armpits and hair. Back is a pain so I don’t and I pretend the arms and legs don’t exist cuz I can’t be bothered.
visnudeva@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Exactly
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I hope my balls are clean after I shower.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I have always used the same towel for everything but I do realize now that I pick the towel off the rack and place it over my head the same way, making it so my head gets dried with the “top” of the towel legs with the bottom, and it gets put back on the rod the same direction. So it is possible the ball section of the towel never touches my face, that said… I wouldnt be worried about it anyways. I’m not exactly scared of balls, and they aren’t naturally acidic and even a vaginas acidity (~tomato) level, isn’t dangerous for our skin.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 months ago
this, if anyone os worried about the hygiene of towels, that means they aren’t confident on their shower.
if you’re clean it doesn’t matter if your dry yer anus first.
Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ok, but also no, because how many times are you going to use a “clean” towel to dry off? I usually use it twice then wash it.
BunScientist@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I find this question a little weird, the same thing can apply to women
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Do women dry their balls first or last?
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
They always dry their ovaries first.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Yeah I’m not using a different towel. I’ve just come out of a shower where I’ve scrubbed myself clean.
LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 4 months ago
That’s a thin sheet of woven asbestos and you know it
Godnroc@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Every towel I have ever used has a tag on it, that’s the crotch end, dry your face with the other end.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I eat my fiancée’s ass like she’s hiding crack up there so I genuinely do not care.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I assume you do, in fact, encounter crack at that point.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Indeed, hiding crack in the crack of her crack
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes, I suppose you’re right.
TisI@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I use 4 towels. Hair, face, body, and genitals. And for those saying you should be clean, that’s all fine for yourself, but would you let your mother kiss your face when you know you wiped it after your ass? Yeah, no thanks.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s fucking stupid.
MBech@feddit.dk 4 months ago
Yes? You’re clean, wtf?
TisI@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Even if I’m clean it’s still my ass. Asses could never really be that clean.
glitch@lemy.lol 4 months ago
He apparently doesn’t know how to shower.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Touching your balls is gay.
davidagain@lemmy.world 4 months ago
All day one of your balls is touching another one of your balls. If your balls are gay, you’re as gay as they come.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Oh Gawd, my balls are having gay sex all day!
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Washing your ass is also gay.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Just thinking about it is gay.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 months ago
[deleted]FatVegan@leminal.space 4 months ago
Hah, i worked for the military and had to supervise 60-70 guys from 20 to 40 years old. For some reasons bidets came up and the fact that i have one. They thought it was super weird. I said that i’d find it weird if you accidentally touched some poo, clean it off with a piece of paper and then call it a day until you take a shower.
The big takeaway was that no one washed their ass in the shower ever because that’s gay. Man, i too wonder why no one gives them blowjobs.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You lost, Reddit boy?
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
You shower fucking properly so that it doesn’t matter wtf
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Correct
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 months ago
Who wets their face in the shower?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
WTF? Who DOESNT?
Duranie@leminal.space 4 months ago
I tend to wash my face separately from showering, and also avoid directly spraying water in my face because some lizard part of my nervous system thinks I’m waterboarding myself.
That said, there’s generally enough random drippage and mist during a shower to require I dry my face.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 months ago
The trick is to put on your bathrobe, do other things, and when you’re dry, manually dry the parts that weren’t covered by the bathrobe. Maybe in the meantime I can do something else, which is more efficient.
smh@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Luxury is drying the your folds with a blow dryer in winter.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Winter? This is how I do it year round. My blow drier is not for my hair (it’s long and takes forever to dry but I don’t want to damage it with heat) it is for my balls, ass and feet.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
The butt is the dirtiest part of the body so I usually just remove yesterdays towel from my ass and then insert today’s towel right up there while shaking like a dog to air dry