I bet the bagger had a good laugh while bagging that carrot up.
Carrot
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lightsong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would’ve tossed in one baby carrot, to make sure it ripped 2.5 on the scale.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
you can’t always get what you want…
but if you try, sometimes, you get what you need
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Taking the approach to carrots might explain your username.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They did you a favor. The advantage is, you only have to peel One Carrot. And it’s not that hard to cut it up, you could even make carrot sticks and dice half of them for stew, or cut half and shred half for carrot salad. The sticks keep nicely in the fridge with a little cold water.
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 2 months ago
You peel carrots? Why‽
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Because they’ve been in the ground, and the ground is mostly poop
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Because the peel tastes nasty?
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Same reason some people peel potatoes. I don’t bother myself, I just wash them (unless I’m eating the carrot fresh without cooking)
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I peel carrots because to me the peel tastes like dirt. As for that whole poop discussion, I’m pretty sure that guano in the soil is not the worst contaminant on the skin of the carrot. E. coli on vegetables for instance usually comes from the hands of someone who handled it.
I grant you that the skin probably also contains lots of vitamins, although there’s still plenty in the interior. And giving the carrot a really good scrub would get the skin clean.
But I’ve never been able to scrub away the dirt flavor to my satisfaction. So I peel them with a carrot peeler. The existence of which indicates it’s a common enough behavior not to merit an interrobang.
Though I do love an interrobang, so thanks.
Chozo@fedia.io 2 months ago
Thumbnail definitely had me expecting something else.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
For some, it’s exactly that.
rosco385@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
That’s an ass carrot if I’ve ever seen one.
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Something something flared base
shneancy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
to fill out the something somethings for the unaware audience -
if you get something into your bum fully, it’s very hard to get out on your own without hurting yourself, and your ass can suck that thing in in a second - so unless you’re an avid fan of going to a doctor to get something out of your butt, the object you’re penetrating yourself with has to have a flared base - that is a base at the bottom of the object much wider than what your ass can suck in, which will stop the thing from sliding in
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 months ago
For extra kicks, try the ginger
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
It makes me act like a twenty year old though.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
vegan dildo
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
If that’s the size of the carrot, I’d hate to see the stick.
Drusas@fedia.io 2 months ago
Average Japanese carrot. And no, that's not a joke. They've got the best carrots.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Robin no!
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well yeah, they’re made to order. Probably forgot to enter a value in the quantity field and the system just defaulted to one, so instead of “2.5lbs, 10 carrots” ya got “2.5lbs, 1 carrot”. You know how much resources if takes to grow a 2.5lb carrot? It’s not a small amount. Wasteful, this is.
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
That carrot might be going places…that many wishes they could.
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kuroda carrot maybe.
If it is those are very juicy and fucking delicious. Go to your nearest Asian market. Enjoy better carrots
Eq0@literature.cafe 2 months ago
When I find big carrots they always end up woody and tough, definitely not as nice as smaller carrots. And you are telling me it’s a difference in type of carrots?
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Seems to be.
Used to eat carrots out of my grandma’s farm when I was a wee lad. Have never found ones that taste the same.
But there is now a Korean grocery store nearest to me and is been great to get different varietals and seeing what ingredients are like from other places just because they grow a different one.
I’ve found the greenish part of the stem can go a bit further in some of the carrots which isn’t the most pleasant but it’s only been like one carrot that was like that, the rest were just a big ole tasty carrot. Surprisingly juicy compared to what I’m used to from the grocery stores I’ve gone to most of my life.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wish my boyfriend was 2.5 lbs
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Your boyfriend is now 10 inches tall
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
10 inches tall, 2.5lbs, all cock
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
thank you for making us small “weight” fellows feel insecure.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tedesche@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have a female friend who is of the opinion that dick size doesn’t matter because only the first few inches of the vaginal canal has erotic nerve endings. I’ve told her that dick size is like breast size: some people care more about it than others and it is a factor. She continues to deny it matters at all.
I’m a guy of average size. I don’t have any insecurities about my junk. But I have enough experience and watched enough (realistic) porn that I know it matters, it’s just not a game breaker like some insecure men fear it is. That being said, size queens are a thing too.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, it was a dumb joke because the carrot is jumbo. Dick size doesn’t matter. Even small dicks are fine. What actually matters is how frequently a guy goes down on a woman.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have an ex who had her most sensitive spot about an inch in at the top. To her, it literally did not matter as long as one hit that spot.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
The possibilities are endless!
alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
CARROT
UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Would
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That there carrot’s named Cletus.
Armand1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re going to need an axe to cut that one
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Communist carrot
lightnegative@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Has that carrot been genetically modified?
*Inb4 all plants are genetically modified, I mean via gene editing and not selective breeding
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
In the old days, god-sized carrots were the norm I was told.
shneancy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
bro, if we could edit the genes of foods to make them grow into huge sizes, i think we would hear from some scientific source that that’s now a possibility
balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Sounds like you got a deal. Geometrically speaking, you got a way higher ratio of carrot to carrot skin.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Great, now I have to buy carrot skin separately.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
It didn’t look like jews or americans got to that carrot… it should have plenty of skin!
explanation, you fools
male genital mutilation.
halvar@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Don’t you mean lower?
balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
By “ratio of carrot to carrot skin” I mean “volume of carrot / volume of carrot skin”. Volume of carrot is ~ length³, while volume of carrot skin is approximately ~ length², assuming a similar shape of carrot, because the skin is a constant thickness (determined by your vegetable peeler). This basically means the bigger the carrot the less money you waste on carrot skin.
monogram@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Depends where the missing comma was ment to be.