Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK what legal rights you have in encounters with ICE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  *If you survive. Also you can’t sue the government without their consent.

  Land of the free and whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In multiple shots (no pun intended) it is shown him holding a phone to record. Question is what happened to the phone and why not release his video?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Prolly find it at a pawn shop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Boss Kyle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  THESE COLORS DON’T RUN SON, NOW FUCK ME!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there cannabis CPAP machines?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re looking for stupid questions only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK there is an intense Zionist propaganda campaign ongoing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most recent down vote from user Brainwashed. Checks out lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally cannot understand why every urinal has a permanent piss puddle under it. It’s like once the 1st bastard misses all subsequent pissers are forced to not step in piss and stay further and further away, only leading to more piss. It’s a feed back piss cycle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The amount of sense NYE party glasses make has rapidly declined.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you wanna wear glasses that say 2026 knock yerself out. I was just making a humourous observation, so I could smile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The amount of sense NYE party glasses make has rapidly declined.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t remember the last year I saw one, but it was dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People that go commando have pee and poo on their pants⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Headass, what else can I say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The amount of sense NYE party glasses make has rapidly declined.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m talking about how the 00 used to line up with the eyes. It just feels forced without that.

• The amount of sense NYE party glasses make has rapidly declined.
  Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨31⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Refrigerate after opening and store in the refrigerator door." Why the door for this mayo?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh a connoisseur I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People that go commando have pee and poo on their pants⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is putting a visceral image of my colon get sucked out into my head.

  Thanks I guess?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get out of my head⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never actually seen goatsee so I’ll take your word for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blasting creed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You heard the meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get out of my head⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1st time I dropped acid we ended up in a McDonald’s at one point. Worst time ever. The fountain drink machine kicked on and scared the shit outta me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen the dude who works at the bank out back hitting the pen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think smoking meth is a little harder of a deal. Mostly a joke more than anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you use them they put you in a fascist mental state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a pet theory that amphetamines are inherently fascist. I’d be surprised if the “normal” meth sub is commie, but knowing what chuds consider communist, it’s not surprising that they’d make an even more hard-line sub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gold investing a scam?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also sandwiches are a terrible tasty way to store value.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pickup trucks and SUVs can be used to take out 'problematic' people without anyone knowing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s assuming that OP isn’t just trolling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just came in your cereal. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You think if I could do that I’d be here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There should be a browser extension like the old Cloud to Butt that replaces "AI" with something funny.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anal Intelligence!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does "DNS" work on the dark web?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  FBI Director Kash Patel. He has resting crazy mf’er face. Unfortunately it’s terminal with no known cure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There should be a browser extension like the old Cloud to Butt that replaces "AI" with something funny.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stoopid intelligence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn I forgot all about this guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Feathery?

  Calling someone/something a Turkey is a colloquial insult.