Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, it’s trying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time posters be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I too desire this information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that you probably can tell a Policeman (or ICE agent) to go fuck themselves without legal repurcussions.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cops can beat the shit out of you too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honkwiching⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We need him now more than ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This boomer couple would be hit with $700,000 tax bill if they sold their mansion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus they’re in their 70’s. Pretty sure 3.8 mil will last you the rest of your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck Elon, fuck Mars, and fuck you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do AI data centers manage to *consume* water, but when I cool my house, my A/C *makes* water?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just cause you use water in one place doesn’t mean it’ll come back in the same place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is happening to Lemmy instances?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something never buy a car from a mechanic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proving there is no *I* in A.I.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It says a lot about A.I. that I immediately assumed the censored name was a slur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are all asking the same question⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did somebody photoshop this rano picture for a true story? The pictures in the wiki are of a completely different person. I guess to make it a little sexier?

  People are weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The elders crave the slop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s interesting to see the older people in my life not recognize clearly AI generated content that seems obvious. My theory is older folks don’t play video games so aren’t used to seeing digitally generated images and how realistic they can be, but also the subtle things that make it noticeably fake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anal probing doesn't seem that bad⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what you think!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grooming scissors, sure. Full size scissors? Not a chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Years ago, my now deceased grandfather and uncle were flying together. My grandfather had a full ass pair of scissors in his fanny pack, because he was a practical man and having scissors on your person at all times is useful.

  My uncle scanned the row of x-ray machines, and picked the line with the TSA agent that was inspecting booties closer than the x-ray screen.

  My grandpa successfully made the trip with his scissors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pegged⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe Dr Fistington is asking what is colloquially known as a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Final wishes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  NOW THIS IS SHIT POSTING.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you have to be sure about the diagnosis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rename comm to shitty posts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People were no less thirsty back then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporations = communism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would kill this guy for your campaign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporations = communism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost as if all authoritarian hierarchies are fundamentally the same. 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is truly insane. I feel like I’m in an episode of the Twilight Zone. What is even real anymore?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨billionaires are a cancer on society [literally]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been rubbing for office for years and I’ve nothing to show for it but chaffing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French is such a beautiful language⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin’ big pharma. I ain’t sticking Pfizer’s goddamn wantons up there, I’m sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MOTHOS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One time, in my youth, I was up late with a single lamp on. The lamp kept making this buzzing sound. I examined it closer, and saw a moth had somehow managed to work itself into the socket under the bulb.

  It was a truly terrifying thing to see. Trapped to certain death so close to that object of obsession. I can’t remember what I did, maybe screwed the bulb tighter to end its suffering, or bring it to shining completion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are foldable phones as good/bad as they say?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d watch some videos on the YouTube channel JerryRig Everything. He does destructive tests on these kinda phones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only $50?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My man. Also username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am bereaved⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bardcore everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shrimpposters begone!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Beautiful. I can hear it in his voice.