Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
- Comment on Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬 3 days ago:
I believe Dr Fistington is asking what is colloquially known as a joke.
- Comment on Final wishes 3 days ago:
NOW THIS IS SHIT POSTING.
- Comment on When you have to be sure about the diagnosis 3 days ago:
Rename comm to shitty posts?
- Comment on People were no less thirsty back then 1 week ago:
The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.
- Comment on Corporations = communism 1 week ago:
I would kill this guy for your campaign.
- Comment on Corporations = communism 1 week ago:
It’s almost as if all authoritarian hierarchies are fundamentally the same. 🤔
- Comment on How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom. 2 weeks ago:
This is truly insane. I feel like I’m in an episode of the Twilight Zone. What is even real anymore?
- Comment on billionaires are a cancer on society [literally] 2 weeks ago:
I’ve been rubbing for office for years and I’ve nothing to show for it but chaffing.
- Comment on French is such a beautiful language 4 weeks ago:
It’s different.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 4 weeks ago:
Fuckin’ big pharma. I ain’t sticking Pfizer’s goddamn wantons up there, I’m sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.
- Comment on MOTHOS 4 weeks ago:
One time, in my youth, I was up late with a single lamp on. The lamp kept making this buzzing sound. I examined it closer, and saw a moth had somehow managed to work itself into the socket under the bulb.
It was a truly terrifying thing to see. Trapped to certain death so close to that object of obsession. I can’t remember what I did, maybe screwed the bulb tighter to end its suffering, or bring it to shining completion.
- Comment on Are foldable phones as good/bad as they say? 1 month ago:
I’d watch some videos on the YouTube channel JerryRig Everything. He does destructive tests on these kinda phones.
- Comment on Only $50? 1 month ago:
My man. Also username checks out.
- Comment on I am bereaved 1 month ago:
Bardcore everything.
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 2 months ago:
Beautiful. I can hear it in his voice.
- Comment on c/dodgeram@lemm.ee A community for the Ram Pickup 2 months ago:
Is it going to consist entirely of reviews of DUI lawyers?
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
I wouldn’t check your DMs then.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
I’m literally shitting right now y’all.
- Comment on Pretty sure this one qualifies too 2 months ago:
Hey man it’s doing its best.
- Comment on Praise jeebus 2 months ago:
Jesus was tiny.
- Comment on Anyone else quit S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 to play Anomaly? 3 months ago:
Me talking about my peepee.
- Comment on How exactly are people lighting Teslas on fire? 3 months ago:
Leave the phone also.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Some would say his tastes are quite rich.
- Comment on Can I just use my thumb? 4 months ago:
You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
- Comment on Does not the constitution say something one should not be charged or something to vote? If so then why does my home state charge 50$ to get a regular id to vote? Is that no illegal? 4 months ago:
It’s called a poll tax, and yes it’s supposed to be illegal. What godforsaken state (they all are in their own special way.) is pulling that?
- Comment on I have been thinking and am curious what are the worst qualities of authoritarianism that make it so unbreably bad for populations? Why do rulers come to turn towards authoritarianism in tough times? 4 months ago:
Would somebody ban this shitheel please?
- Comment on Is there anything the internet can't do? 4 months ago:
Okay, but you’re not gonna like it.
- Comment on See highest paying hourly jobs in my area 4 months ago:
You fool! You’ve doxxed yourself!