Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
- Comment on French is such a beautiful language 1 week ago:
It’s different.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 1 week ago:
Fuckin’ big pharma. I ain’t sticking Pfizer’s goddamn wantons up there, I’m sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.
- Comment on MOTHOS 2 weeks ago:
One time, in my youth, I was up late with a single lamp on. The lamp kept making this buzzing sound. I examined it closer, and saw a moth had somehow managed to work itself into the socket under the bulb.
It was a truly terrifying thing to see. Trapped to certain death so close to that object of obsession. I can’t remember what I did, maybe screwed the bulb tighter to end its suffering, or bring it to shining completion.
- Comment on Are foldable phones as good/bad as they say? 3 weeks ago:
I’d watch some videos on the YouTube channel JerryRig Everything. He does destructive tests on these kinda phones.
- Comment on Only $50? 3 weeks ago:
My man. Also username checks out.
- Comment on I am bereaved 5 weeks ago:
Bardcore everything.
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 1 month ago:
Beautiful. I can hear it in his voice.
- Comment on c/dodgeram@lemm.ee A community for the Ram Pickup 1 month ago:
Is it going to consist entirely of reviews of DUI lawyers?
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
I wouldn’t check your DMs then.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.
- Comment on Literal interpretation 2 months ago:
I’m literally shitting right now y’all.
- Comment on Pretty sure this one qualifies too 2 months ago:
Hey man it’s doing its best.
- Comment on Praise jeebus 2 months ago:
Jesus was tiny.
- Comment on Anyone else quit S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 to play Anomaly? 2 months ago:
Me talking about my peepee.
- Comment on How exactly are people lighting Teslas on fire? 3 months ago:
Leave the phone also.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Some would say his tastes are quite rich.
- Comment on Can I just use my thumb? 3 months ago:
You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
- Comment on Does not the constitution say something one should not be charged or something to vote? If so then why does my home state charge 50$ to get a regular id to vote? Is that no illegal? 3 months ago:
It’s called a poll tax, and yes it’s supposed to be illegal. What godforsaken state (they all are in their own special way.) is pulling that?
- Comment on I have been thinking and am curious what are the worst qualities of authoritarianism that make it so unbreably bad for populations? Why do rulers come to turn towards authoritarianism in tough times? 3 months ago:
Would somebody ban this shitheel please?
- Comment on Is there anything the internet can't do? 3 months ago:
Okay, but you’re not gonna like it.
- Comment on See highest paying hourly jobs in my area 4 months ago:
You fool! You’ve doxxed yourself!
- Comment on Skyblivion, the fan remake of Oblivion in Skyrim's engine, nears completion 4 months ago:
I thought I’d heard a rumor that TES 6 was going to be an Oblivion remake, which would be a dick move on Bethesda’s part if true.
- Comment on Skyblivion, the fan remake of Oblivion in Skyrim's engine, nears completion 4 months ago:
There are mods that add Skyrim and Cyrodiil.
I think Project Tamriel Rebuilt and Project Tamriel are the ones.
I’ve not played them, watched a stream play one of them. The tippy part is they go off the OG lore so Cyrodiil is a more tropical/Mediterranean climate which is fun.
- Comment on What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository? 4 months ago:
Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Hell yeah. Love me some snow runner.
- Comment on How was your valentines day weekend? 4 months ago:
Nice.
- Comment on Bad UX is keeping the majority of people away from Lemmy 4 months ago:
For real. I’ve seen people being dicks from every instance. I see far more .world peeps going into a frenzy because their world view was slightly critiqued than crazy tankie takes. Not saying those don’t happen, and fuck tankies, but there’s definitely more whining “fuck .ml” memes I see. It’s just jingoistic bullshit. This is the Internet, nothing you do here really matters. Get the fuck over yourselves.
- Comment on I can't be the only one seeing this 4 months ago:
Immaculately impenetrable.
- Comment on Larry Ellison wants to put all America's data, including DNA, in one big Oracle system for AI to study 4 months ago:
Hmmm nice looking cards. I might have to pick up a deck for cribbage.