Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe Dr Fistington is asking what is colloquially known as a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Final wishes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  NOW THIS IS SHIT POSTING.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you have to be sure about the diagnosis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rename comm to shitty posts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People were no less thirsty back then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporations = communism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would kill this guy for your campaign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporations = communism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost as if all authoritarian hierarchies are fundamentally the same. 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is truly insane. I feel like I’m in an episode of the Twilight Zone. What is even real anymore?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨billionaires are a cancer on society [literally]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been rubbing for office for years and I’ve nothing to show for it but chaffing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French is such a beautiful language⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin’ big pharma. I ain’t sticking Pfizer’s goddamn wantons up there, I’m sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MOTHOS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One time, in my youth, I was up late with a single lamp on. The lamp kept making this buzzing sound. I examined it closer, and saw a moth had somehow managed to work itself into the socket under the bulb.

  It was a truly terrifying thing to see. Trapped to certain death so close to that object of obsession. I can’t remember what I did, maybe screwed the bulb tighter to end its suffering, or bring it to shining completion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are foldable phones as good/bad as they say?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d watch some videos on the YouTube channel JerryRig Everything. He does destructive tests on these kinda phones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only $50?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My man. Also username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am bereaved⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bardcore everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shrimpposters begone!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Beautiful. I can hear it in his voice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨c/dodgeram@lemm.ee A community for the Ram Pickup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it going to consist entirely of reviews of DUI lawyers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t check your DMs then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m literally shitting right now y’all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sure this one qualifies too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man it’s doing its best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise jeebus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus was tiny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else quit S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 to play Anomaly?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me talking about my peepee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How exactly are people lighting Teslas on fire?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Leave the phone also.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some would say his tastes are quite rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I just use my thumb?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t say?

  Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does not the constitution say something one should not be charged or something to vote? If so then why does my home state charge 50$ to get a regular id to vote? Is that no illegal?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called a poll tax, and yes it’s supposed to be illegal. What godforsaken state (they all are in their own special way.) is pulling that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have been thinking and am curious what are the worst qualities of authoritarianism that make it so unbreably bad for populations? Why do rulers come to turn towards authoritarianism in tough times?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would somebody ban this shitheel please?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there anything the internet can't do?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, but you’re not gonna like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See highest paying hourly jobs in my area⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You fool! You’ve doxxed yourself!