Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There should be a browser extension like the old Cloud to Butt that replaces "AI" with something funny.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Anal Intelligence!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does "DNS" work on the dark web?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  FBI Director Kash Patel. He has resting crazy mf’er face. Unfortunately it’s terminal with no known cure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There should be a browser extension like the old Cloud to Butt that replaces "AI" with something funny.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Stoopid intelligence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn I forgot all about this guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Feathery?

  Calling someone/something a Turkey is a colloquial insult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did Russian Roulette come to be? I find it hard to believe someone came up with it one day saying see how lucky I am today? I include suicidal people in this too.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Very interesting Wikipedia page. Thanks for sharing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True romance, despite everything.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *created by

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard would it be to trap gated communities by crashing dozens of cars into the front of their gates blocking them from leaving ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some years ago I lived next to a weird subdivision neighborhood, with the looping streets and what not. Not a gated community, but there was only one road in and out. One day a tree fell across that road and everybody that lived there was stuck most of the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's so annoying when you just can't spell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes people know the name of what street they’re on from memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why not just move to a gated community⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really struggle to understand the purpose of gated communities. As a workmen type dude who has regularly had to go into these places, every time I’m stuck at a gate calling someone to open up, without fail someone else waiting behind me will buzz me in no questions asked. Also usually nothing stopping you from walking around the gate, sure you can’t bring a car in, but other than that nothing stopping you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the half-asleep brain thinks the power-tool running next door is singing "holy holy holy" or maybe "horny horny horny" 👼😈⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sleep in the shower?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Piss baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Babe are you okay? You've hardly touched your No Pegging Poctober⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me first!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carrot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨coping⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frog........right.....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always the most wrong when the answer is stated confidently. When it says this appears to be, or this might be, it’s often right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big savings⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Read glands instead of grands accidentally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the USA ever rewrites their constitution it will likely have embedded ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s kinda how it already is:

  Minorities White People The 1%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's got the talent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  3 1/2 to 1? What the fuck kinda ratio is that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If someone lower-ranked is sleeping with a superior, they should at least get some authority in return.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL that authority is an STD.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Noted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worth a try since it's free⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The price was right, but the after care was nothing to write home about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fetal alcohol syndrome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget his name. Guy who capped the Minnesota dem state reps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brad buys a house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They are if you vote by mail. All ballots have the signature matched to the one on your driver’s license.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protesters set fire to Nepal's parliament building.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this boring? Or necessarily dystopic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, it’s trying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time posters be like⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I too desire this information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that you probably can tell a Policeman (or ICE agent) to go fuck themselves without legal repurcussions.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cops can beat the shit out of you too.