Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
- Comment on Could my daughter, who is a lawyer, defend my son’s girlfriend, who killed my cousin’s family in a DUI accident? 1 week ago:
Worst Apple product. Would not recommend.
- Comment on We should be thankful that humans only evolved a sympathetic yawning response and not a sympathetic farting response 1 week ago:
Are you supposed to say all that every time? Seems like a lot to remember.
- Comment on I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in? 1 week ago:
Hell yeah. I need to do a replay one of these days.
Here’s my favorite quote:
"TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD—FOR NEW PEOPLE IT IS TOO LATE FOR US
WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS”
- Comment on I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in? 1 week ago:
Disco Elysium?
- Comment on Wise horse 1 week ago:
That’s not a fart.
- Comment on Either David Mitchell is Slavoj Žižek putting on a funny accent or Slavoj Žižek is David Mitchell cosplaying English as you never will ever see them together because they are the same person. 2 weeks ago:
Tangentially related; I saw a video of Slavoj where he was speaking his native Slovenian, and he didn’t once nervously touch his nose. Seems to be a thing he only does in English, which is interesting.
- Comment on It seems like when I eat meat my ears ring more. Any ideas if what causes this? Not so much with hamburger but more with pork. Thoughts? 3 weeks ago:
Like while you’re eating it or after the fact? I’ve heard that pork is “inflammatory” maybe slight swelling in your sinuses?
- Comment on I am an amateur propagandist. A hobbyist. Enthusiast, if you will. 3 weeks ago:
Yup making you sign up for it makes it automatic. They just have to call you up, which they haven’t done in quite some time, but that’s not much of a guarantee or comfort.
- Comment on update 3 weeks ago:
I’ve heard of power bottoms, but the sub bottom was just redundant and made me chuckle.
- Comment on update 3 weeks ago:
As opposed to dom bottoms?
- Comment on I am an amateur propagandist. A hobbyist. Enthusiast, if you will. 4 weeks ago:
There is a draft. Every man in the country is signed up for it. They just haven’t used it since Vietnam.
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 5 weeks ago:
The Onion Newspaper fucking slaps. Everyone should get a subscription, well worth it.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Seems like there should just be a meta post announcing a new porn instance, and not spamming this comm with every single niche of porn. I keep blocking the posters, but there are many accounts posting.
Not trying to see porn on my main feed.
- Comment on But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000! 1 month ago:
The one year I actually tried to watch the Olympics, every time I turned it on, it was always curling. Which seems like it’d be a fun game if you were drinking a beer and playing, but not the greatest spectator sport.
- Comment on ‘A good way of dealing with overpopulation’: Epstein files reveal how the rich fuel climate denialism 1 month ago:
Imporrisbol.
- Comment on But bro please 1 month ago:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There are worse things than dying in a firefight.
- Comment on Rechargeable electric arc lighters kinda suck for the average person, and will typically end up as e-waste. 1 month ago:
This isn’t a shower thought. You’re clearly in your car!
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 1 month ago:
There are little gnomes inside and when it gets hot they start hopping. That hopping powers the fan.
- Comment on There isn't a person on earth that doesn't look cooler with sunglasses on. 1 month ago:
Kim Jung-il.
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 1 month ago:
Every time I see a Tesla with the fuckin, “we bought this before he went crazy,” sticker I get so mad. He’s been a POS the whole time I’ve heard about him, most people don’t pay any attention I guess.
- Comment on Road to Vostok Early Access Trailer 1 month ago:
This looks fucking rad as all get out. Big fan of STALKER and Finnish STALKER sounds real cool.
- Comment on YSK what legal rights you have in encounters with ICE 2 months ago:
*If you survive. Also you can’t sue the government without their consent.
Land of the free and whatever.
- Comment on In multiple shots (no pun intended) it is shown him holding a phone to record. Question is what happened to the phone and why not release his video? 2 months ago:
Prolly find it at a pawn shop.
- Comment on The Boss Kyle 2 months ago:
THESE COLORS DON’T RUN SON, NOW FUCK ME!
- Comment on Are there cannabis CPAP machines? 2 months ago:
You’re looking for stupid questions only.
- Comment on YSK there is an intense Zionist propaganda campaign ongoing 2 months ago:
Most recent down vote from user Brainwashed. Checks out lol.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I literally cannot understand why every urinal has a permanent piss puddle under it. It’s like once the 1st bastard misses all subsequent pissers are forced to not step in piss and stay further and further away, only leading to more piss. It’s a feed back piss cycle.
- Comment on The amount of sense NYE party glasses make has rapidly declined. 2 months ago:
If you wanna wear glasses that say 2026 knock yerself out. I was just making a humourous observation, so I could smile.
- Comment on The amount of sense NYE party glasses make has rapidly declined. 2 months ago:
I can’t remember the last year I saw one, but it was dumb.
- Comment on People that go commando have pee and poo on their pants 2 months ago:
Headass, what else can I say?