FFS let people eat what they want in peace.
Grab your pitchforks
Submitted 5 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world 5 months ago
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.
DerArzt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Feel free to hate me then. My favorite pizza for a while was topped with
- chicken
- pineapple
- black olives
- sriracha
LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is a breach of the Geneva Convention
irelephant@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 months ago
My daughter and wife both made the appropriate horrified, shocked face when I showed them this.
Personally, as long as I can have my deep pan, spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, spicy sausage x2, doner meat x2, peperonni, fresh chilli, and jalapeno pizza I don’t care what other people have on theirs. My wife likes sweetcorn and pineapple, and knowing this I still married her.
dan69@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.
i_ben_fine@midwest.social 5 months ago
real pizza fan
dan69@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m not pizza racist. I just won’t eat deep dish consistently
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I’d like to see the fruit chunked into smaller bits, a little think/charred red onion, some matchstick peppers, oregano and basil, maybe a light grate of lime zest.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
People that legitimately judge people based on their pizza topping preferences are on the same level of emotional intelligence as those who refuse friendships with people who root for a rival sports team
jukmehrk@lemmy.org 5 months ago
I concur (although I roll my eyes at the idea of rooting for a sports team, especially if it’s big)
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I agree. Can’t knock it until I try it.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
It’s torches and pitchforks time people.
LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve no clue why you’ve been downvoted twice for your amusing comment
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Probably disgusting Kiwi-pizza eaters.
argarath@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Nah we don’t have a common enemy, you couldn’t accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there’s someone with a worse taste, you’ll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you’ll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you’ll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more “flamboyant” than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?
scrohawk@reddthat.com 5 months ago
I’m convinced.
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why? This fits under the pineapple on pizza category. It’s exactly the same concept. At least now you get to feel how everyone feels about pineapple on pizza. :V
Soup@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t love pineapple on pizza, personally, but you’re ao right that this is just a pineapple hater thibking that the people who do love it would actually give a fuck like they do.
“I hate you and so you must hate me! Let’s hate this new thing together!”
“Umm…no I just think you’re weird and ignore you.”
coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I love Hawaiian BBQ Pizza.
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I wouldn’t try it but whatever floats your boat. Who the fuck am I to tell someone what they should eat and like? Matter of fact, who the fuck are you?
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I wouldn’t try it
Not very “PieMePlenty” of you.
JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
I mean, I’d try it, I love pineapple pizza but wouldn’t expect to
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 months ago
thats alot of kiwi on a pizza.
airbornestar@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Does that make it an Australian pizza?
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I am waiting for the Aussies to agrily reply to this one.
tamal3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?
klemptor@startrek.website 5 months ago
I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
i’ve had peach prosciutto and provolone with the balsamic glaze and it was amazing. i’m now angry peach season is over.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
You don’t peel kiwis before putting them on pizza COME ON
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Fuck yeah - I love to floss and pizza!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Do you mean kiwi skin? Or you talking about something else?
TechyTochy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
You are all banned from entering Italy. I will personally deport you all and put your asses in a reeducation camp.
This is tribalism, pure unadulterated satanic ritualistic shit. If jesus was here he would be crying now.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Nah, I don’t judge people based on their food preferences.
TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What about cannibals?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dinner with a Cannibal: The Complete History of Mankind’s Oldest Taboo Hardcover by Carole A Travis-Henikoff (2008) is a great read ;)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
it’s not the eating other people i judge, it’s the methods of acquisition
uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Nah I wanna try that I love kiwis
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
a kiwi strawberry dessert pizza sounds fantastic
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I feel like I’m the only one with no strong opinion either way about pineapple on pizza.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
there’s a place nearby that does a fantastic bacon and pineapple. perfect size bacon crumbles, crushed pineapple instead of chunks or tidbits. fuck now i want one and i’m not supposed to eat that without beer, doctor’s orders.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
It is named Hawaiian, because he used a brand of pineapple called Hawaiian, was created in Ontario Canada. Portland Oregon already had papaya and pineapple pizza.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’ve always disliked kiwi, only recently discovered it’s because I’m allergic to it. Mild reactions so far but now I’ll just avoid it altogether because subsequent exposures can cause worse reactions.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
New Zealand style pizza: kiwi, chicken, and mutton as toppings. Guaranteed to make the new Zealander in your life very angry you attributed this to them
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Seams like the exact depravity a filthy pp* goblin would eat
*(P)ineapple (P)izza
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Can confirm, am a pp goblin and I’d try this at least once.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Potato on pizza 1000% victory
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Cubed or whole?
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Sliced
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Potato and bacon pizza is where its at
Vertelleus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Asafum@feddit.nl 5 months ago
“I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!”
“…no, no, that’s fine I’m still going to eat it.”
MoonRaven@feddit.nl 5 months ago
… I’d try it…
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fake outrage was funnier when we didn’t have real problems to argue about.