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Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy fuck Americans, honestly.

    Your obesity issue is out of hand.

    So is your fascism, but geowd dawm those are some chunky soldiers.

    When I was in the army these boys would’ve prolly not been able to keep up and would’ve been sent home to eat Ozempic and diet for a year or two before returning to the brigade.

    Hell, I’m a supply NCO, trained as a quartermaster as well and I don’t think we’d have sizes big enough, lol.

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    • RandomlyGeneratedName@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Our food system prioritizes profits over health hard. You usually have pay more to eat healthy. It funnels unhealthy food to the lower classes. Poverty and obesity are often correlated here - which is weird.

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      • luciferofastora@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, there’s a free bonus in the fact that unhealthy people also require more healthcare. Probably not intended, but you’d have hard time convincing me that it’s an unwelcome side effect.

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s not weird at all.

        A perfectly natural consequence of laissez-faire capitalism leading what should and shouldn’t be regulated.

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

        I find it incredibly weird to imagine that some people think it normal that you can’t walk to a grocery store with fresh vegetables etc.

        Never had Doritos or Funyons or Twinkies in my life. I tried Oreos once, but I’m more used to the equivalent we have here (copied and slightly altered by some decades and decades ago.)

        I don’t think there’s anything I prefer as the American version. Perhaps like if you use the word to encompass all American countries, maybe, ~authentic Mexican is pretty nice and usually gluten free.

        It’s a lot about food deserts and infra and regulation, but also using HFCS instead of some other sugars does have an effect.

        Even though we got very gluttonous people as well, somehow ours aren’t just ever as Michelin Man shaped. It’s more like a huuuuge belly with skinny legs and arms and head. Well some diabetic people do tend to swell up quite a bit but…

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    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gives new meaning to the roll out don’t it

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      • n0respect@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Like they say: “These colors don’t run”

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re the national guard, their job is to help old people in hurricanes.

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      • MrEff@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        At the peak of the Afghanistan and Iraq wars the national guard and reserve (but mostly guard) made up over 75% of the troops deployed. More national guard units saw more combat than active duty units simply by sheer numbers. I did 8 years and 4 months in the guard and over half that time I was activated for two tours to Afghanistan. I did more overseas time than my active duty time equivalent. National guard units were also consistently being placed in shittier places than active duty units because the active duty commanders didn’t want difficult deployments to potentially get in the way of future promotions. So the guard also took the brunt of the casualties. My first tour was in the second worst area in the country at the time and out of all the US troops (we were with the Polish), all but one was national guard. We set the regional record for longest continuous direct fire firefight at the time and a Polish truck set the record for the largest IED hit (aprox. 550 lbs, all died).

        The longest continuous deployment during the Global War on Terrorism was also done by a guard unit. The 34th BCT did 22 months in Iraq.

        To say the guard only helps old people and with hurricanes is beyond an understatement. We provided the bulk of the boots on the ground and did the job and big army literally couldn’t do.

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      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They’re the national guard, their job is was to help old people in hurricanes.

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I served in a military in Finland in peacetime. That’s basically what we use instead of a national guard.

        There was no crisis when our company was on-call, but at least one or two companies stated every weekend to make sure there’s enough people to rapidly deploy assistance anywhere.

        My older brother had to go and help a city out. But yeah, it’s basically just assisting people in crisises.

        Unless Putler decides he wants to give it a go, but I strongly doubt it.

        Taistelukenttä 2020 | Slagfält 2020 | Battlefield 2020

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  • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks about right.

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The new Geneva, Ohio convention has made sprinting a war crime.

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  • LemmyGo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Blart Brigade

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  • unknown@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone else immediately think of Mike from Spaced?

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You seen Gary Tank Commander?

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      • unknown@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not my sort of thing tbh, I’m not really into soldier stuff.

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  • 33550336@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    so they eat mcdonald all day?

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They have those deployable fast food restaurants and by god they will use them.

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Establishing a BBQ exchange program

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  • Lanske@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not hard to outrun these fat bastards

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    • arsCynic@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re so fat you can outrun the bullets they fire.

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    on second thought, we can totally take em.

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great muzzle discipline by middle guy, let’s just keep that belly full and the rifle unloaded

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  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Give me some chicken, franks, and fries, and you can pass me a lettuce, Ima pass it by”

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  • benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sergeant Slaughter twin clones?

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  • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stop commenting on their shapes! The true cynical dirty play here is Divide and Conquer.

    Why don’t they deploy national gaurds who are from Chicago?
    I’m sure there plenty of military servicemen whose origin and families from Chicago itself, that if they really cared about protecting the Chicago community.

    They bring people from the most opposite polictical spectrum, from opposite views and concerns of Chigaco residents, from opposite far states to police and terrorize folks they have the least connections to obey orders and terrorize residents without any objection or understanding!

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    • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only reason Illinois should deploy National Guard is to march these fucks out under threat of arrest

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pritzker should bring in the IL guard to “assist” these guys.

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same reason China didn’t deploy Beijing troops to handle the students back in the day…

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So they’re doing another thing from High Castle, great…

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    • Aspharr@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think part of the point isn’t so much to dunk on these dudes specifically (although they’re not great people for choosing to actually go so I don’t feel bad for them) but rather to point out that not even a week ago Hegseth was yapping about the “ideal soldier”. Meanwhile the only folks that seem to wanna actually do this shit in Chicago are less than ideal specimens by Hegseth own fucked standards.

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  • eve@evecodes.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Call of Foodies

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      MtnDw of Honor

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      • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fat Ops.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well… I really hate to say it but…

    Hegseth was right. Fat troops aren’t a good look.

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  • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pwahaha look at americas finest. Somehow these people don’t look like what they portray in their action movies.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.

    But….

    These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.

    So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes…

    Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.

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    • Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏 just, bravo.

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      These are evil people arriving to do evil things.

      They’re members of the national guard. The typical enlistment period for the National Guard is 8 years. Many would have joined under Biden, and are probably still required to serve out a number of years. If they don’t, then they might have to suddenly pay back the tuition benefits or something. The military, Guard included, isn’t normally something you can just quit if you don’t like how things are going.

      ICE employees? That’s another matter. You had to voluntarily join ICE, and many of them have joined in just the last few months. They knew what they were getting into. They’re wearing masks to hide their identities, and all the bad incidents I’ve heard of (people being shot by rubber bullets, being thrown down and injured, etc.) have been ICE not Guard.

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      • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They have no choice about their lawful orders. These guardsmen were ordered to deploy against America and didn’t refuse. Maybe evil is a strong term but it sure sounds like Treason to me.

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Given the usual missions I’ve seen the National Guard deployed for, I would actually give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they are actually good willed people. Which makes the whole situation all the more deplorable and Trump all the more of an evil cunt. Hopefully he gets hoisted by his own petard.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same. I used to be overweight (though as much as they are), and even though I’m fit now, I would never make fun of a random person’s weight - you never know what illness or psych problem they are dealing with.

      But in this case I think it’s fair, as 1) soldiers should be fit, and 2) they are here to hurt (or at least intimidate) you, so no reason to be nice to them

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      • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also there are four of them in close proximity which is fucking hilarious following shortly after the drunkass Pete Hegswhatever was just lecturing the military commanders about how he was going to get rid of anyone who didn't meet his physical standards.

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      • Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Their body weight and physical build is very, very relevant. Someone physically unfit for the situation will resort to use of deadly force immediately. So bash away.

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    • VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      These last two paragraphs are poetry

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  • giraffes@kbin.earth ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Homeboy in the middle hasn’t passed weapon safety training apparently…

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He also has never passed a bakery by the looks of it.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They ain’t mine

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of

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  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s sad how far the military standards have fallen over the last couple of decades. On the upside with shit cardio, these fat boys shouldn’t be challenging to evade.

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    • warbond@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Knowing very little about the national guard in particular, I would argue that the standards are there but the enforcement isn’t.

      In the Navy, at least, physical training was never a serious priority except for more specialized commands. The standards were identical, but the commands where PT was emphasized were the only places where a majority of people were fit. There’s way more to it than just standards.

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are all porkins.

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  • Eddbopkins@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s to funny. Everyone know why.

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Time for zombies to run.

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  • Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God just from hopping out of the truck, they're hungry already.

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reserves, they been reserving.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They didn’t, which gets them a small write-up or similar, I’d bet. I used to have a coworker in the national guard, and he was never worried about it.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      AFT (Army Feast Test)

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    • noride@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They changed the fitness test to a chili cook off back in '07.

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Simpsons Homer eats chili

        Presented without comment

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      • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        O that checks out. Pete’s going to be upset that there’s nobody he would swipe right on. That’s the new military standard the grinder swipe right test

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  • ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why are these fat boys coming out of a moving truck?

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They probably walked up and are collecting their duffle bags.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus Christ, Meal Team Six inbound, clear the approach vector!

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lemmy.world/comment/19820197

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        whoop, didn’t see your post before i made mine.

        uh… more patrons for the buffet, i guess?

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      • telllos@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Gravy seals are on deck, rolling to first objective!

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    These people look like uniformed ICE targets.

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs

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    • mathiouchio@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this ai or nah. Do they train in the military? Genuine curious.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe Pete Hegseth had a point?

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