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- Comment on My fat ass got excited 1 day ago:
it has to be poisonious, right?
- Comment on Salmon 4 days ago:
Salmon is one of the most expensive fish types in my city especially when it’s not its season.
So last time I pronounced the L on purpose in the fish market. The guy bit his lip, looked at the ground for a second and replied “Yes we do have SALAmon… The best SALAmon… in the whole market for you sir.”
Inside I was like damn right I wanted a SALAmon and I’m getting what I paid for!
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 4 days ago:
Yes. The infamious theory of infinitly-expanding train track porportionally with train-travelled distence sequared by prof. buttnugget
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 4 days ago:
Actually… this means there are infinite people so:
Let X be the number of people killed = (-infinity)
As infity is defined :
infinity + X = infinity
infinity + (-infinity) =
infinity - infinity = infinty
So no people would have died black guy pointing at his head meme
- Comment on U.S. solar will pass wind in 2025 and leave coal in the dust soon after 5 days ago:
my dylexic brain read it as “US soldier will pass wind in 2025 and leaves coal dust soon after…”
holycrap wtf did they feed them as part of military experiment or wtf is going on???
- Comment on Fans Left Speechless as Capcom Locks Street Fighter 6 Finals Behind Paywall 5 days ago:
How else would they tax their 20,000 stupid audience to brag about $2-millions prize for 1st place?
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 5 days ago:
I never liked streamimg music that demamds constant internet connection, ads in between, and unability to skip forward unless you’re subscribed.
- Comment on ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day 6 days ago:
I wish smartphones only tracked and sent data about your location. They gather every personal information you could and could not imagine about you. They analyze what you click like on socia media and all your circle of friends.
- Comment on Microsoft blocks Israel’s use of its technology in mass surveillance of Palestinians 1 week ago:
History will remeber that Microsoft has comitted the bloodiest and most evil use of AI ever to this date.
Imagine going to court for some case and finding out your judge was an AI software. Now imagine that it would also execute you and your whole family just because they were in the same house with you without jury or human input.
Plantir and Microsoft technology were used to choose targets (with freaking AI) to guide the missiles and directly bomb and kill thousands of innocent civilians.
- Comment on Australia’s under 16s social media ban could extend to Reddit, Twitch, Kick, Roblox, Steam, GitHub, YouTube, TikTok, Pinterest, Discord and even dating apps 1 week ago:
And Pornhub
- Comment on Samsung Embeds Israeli Surveillance App on Phones Across MENA 2 weeks ago:
whats the 2nd? beside their push ads, spying and unremovable overbloated junk?
- Comment on Ubisoft's Saudi-funded Assassin's Creed DLC provokes staff unrest, but the publisher insists partnering with the controversial regime is A-OK 2 weeks ago:
racism?!? what are you talking about ?? are you replying to my comment?!?
- Comment on Ubisoft's Saudi-funded Assassin's Creed DLC provokes staff unrest, but the publisher insists partnering with the controversial regime is A-OK 2 weeks ago:
It’s fucking important for any gamer with a shred of concious humanity to boycott and make this game fail.
The money this game was funded by comes directly and only from blooded oppression of a dictatorship. From forced unpresented taxes and bloody oil money of terrorisim. They beheaded and killed all their citizens and protestors who tried to ask for their share that went to this game.
- Comment on Doot doot 2 weeks ago:
username checks… eww omg
- Comment on Can you share 5 weeks ago:
how about “Hummmmmph” followed by “Heeheee” ?
- Comment on monthly challenge 1 month ago:
a pizza which you have to put in a microwave or oven?
the 2nd one disqualifies sorry bro. let me tell you now why, if you have to use an oven aka go to your kitchen and use timer on your phone or whatever while you listen to shakira waiting for something to cook because oven cooking is not 5 minutes dont tell me otherwise and oh you have to TAKE OUT a clean dish that is suitable for the oven, and you’d even have to have had kitchen experience in first place to know which dish of your wife’s silverware, who IS NOT around otherwise she wouldn’t let you shove bugers in the oven like it was microwave without even removing the plastic wrappings, and once the fire is set ablaze and you luckly get to extinguish it somehow, your neighbor has called 911 already and is outside ringing your doorbell to tell you there is a fire smoke coming from your windows and asking if you were all safe like the concerned neighbor he is, then by the time firefighters arrive you just go ‘Oh… fire…because of the brugers… the plastice?.. i thought it was the oven’s bad then the fire started…omg’ - Comment on This ancient tribe was able to master the technique 1 month ago:
the reason this whole tribe went exinct. but what about the scripts which they inherted from their incestors? This sculpture can’t be all they left us with
- Comment on I hate Wireless devices. 1 month ago:
cant sleep with these on. unlike wired headphones they get lost fast. and the ones that dont because they got gps and wifi ringing inside your ear 247 give you cancer
- Comment on Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way. 1 month ago:
so Trump excluded Apple from his tarriffs, right?
- Comment on Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK 2 months ago:
that’s like saying Amazon fans really lol
- Comment on Peter Thiel’s bestie going mask off 2 months ago:
Omg! this was unexpectedly good!! I almost stopped watching after the first minute thinking it’s another “hollywood movie nerd” talking about imaginary superheros that fly and shoot lazers from their eyes… Then suddenly my guy “the hollywood movie nerd” switched to real mode really quick just before you thought you could sleep on him! This guy! that was awesome!
- Comment on Peter Thiel’s bestie going mask off 2 months ago:
Did he elaborate further on what that means? Seriously, where’s the original tweet? there’s no way nobody ask this racist twat in replies to explain to layman non-philosophers like us what is n-word rich billionares, and what he sees as a problem with his best friends Peter Thiel and Elon Musk? does he mean they they are leeching lazy mutants on society? does he meam they exaggerate or waste their wealth where it should not go? Is he criticizing them or is he actually with classism and billionares but just wants them to get their act together and invest in better things? is that something of the billionare-class shortcomings or does he oppose America’s form of capitilism which lead to their existence?
- Comment on Tesla loses Autopilot wrongful death case in $329 million verdict 2 months ago:
Yes but did they say it was fully functional and would save you when the driver override it with pedal acceleration and steering?
I just don’t see how these tech and tesla fanboys ‘Look ma no hands! Lol!’ driving on autopilot in highspeed roads without a care of what could go wrong are not the ultimate decision makers or at least part of the blame.
- Comment on Tesla loses Autopilot wrongful death case in $329 million verdict 2 months ago:
So if this guy killed an entire family but survived in this accident instead, would the judge blame fucking tesla autopilot and let him go free?
I might as well sue the catholic church because Jesus did not take the wheel when I closed my eyes while driving and prayed really hard!The details of the accidant too of him accelerating and turning while on autopilot. Not even today does any car have a fully autonomous autopilot driving system that works in all cities or roads, and this was in 2019.
did Elon fuck the judge wife and then his entire family left him for it? wtf is $360 millions for wrong crash accident anyway?
- Comment on British Slander. :) 2 months ago:
are you talking british colonism from 17th century until the collapse of the othman empire??
You’re missing about maybe 50 more countries I’d say.
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 2 months ago:
so after he angered his bf he got fucked as in trouble with him or sex? raped? wtf lol
- Comment on YouTube's Latest Update Shows That Online Monoculture Is Dead 2 months ago:
At least Reddit’s front page features some news sometimes while YT front page caters to 3-6 yr olds who are YT’s main demographic. It’s all AI junk clickbait brainrot and shorts content.
I could never click on any YT’s front page links. It’s not appealing to me not even in my drunkiest state - Comment on Steam now generates three times more revenue for Capcom than PlayStation 2 months ago:
People need to vote with their wallets.
that’s why many companies seek to optimize their ports to work for mobile gaming. call of duty mobile -vs- cod pc or console is a case of that imo
- Comment on Google hit with $314m fine for collecting data from idle Android phones without permission 2 months ago:
cries in cheap phone that doesn’t flash GrapheneOS
- Comment on There’s Good Posture, Bad Posture, and Golden Posture 3 months ago:
That’s %120 concentration you can’t stay in that posture for too long