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- Comment on Can you share 2 weeks ago:
how about “Hummmmmph” followed by “Heeheee” ?
- Comment on monthly challenge 3 weeks ago:
a pizza which you have to put in a microwave or oven?
the 2nd one disqualifies sorry bro. let me tell you now why, if you have to use an oven aka go to your kitchen and use timer on your phone or whatever while you listen to shakira waiting for something to cook because oven cooking is not 5 minutes dont tell me otherwise and oh you have to TAKE OUT a clean dish that is suitable for the oven, and you’d even have to have had kitchen experience in first place to know which dish of your wife’s silverware, who IS NOT around otherwise she wouldn’t let you shove bugers in the oven like it was microwave without even removing the plastic wrappings, and once the fire is set ablaze and you luckly get to extinguish it somehow, your neighbor has called 911 already and is outside ringing your doorbell to tell you there is a fire smoke coming from your windows and asking if you were all safe like the concerned neighbor he is, then by the time firefighters arrive you just go ‘Oh… fire…because of the brugers… the plastice?.. i thought it was the oven’s bad then the fire started…omg’ - Comment on This ancient tribe was able to master the technique 4 weeks ago:
the reason this whole tribe went exinct. but what about the scripts which they inherted from their incestors? This sculpture can’t be all they left us with
- Comment on I hate Wireless devices. 4 weeks ago:
cant sleep with these on. unlike wired headphones they get lost fast. and the ones that dont because they got gps and wifi ringing inside your ear 247 give you cancer
- Comment on Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way. 5 weeks ago:
so Trump excluded Apple from his tarriffs, right?
- Comment on Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK 1 month ago:
that’s like saying Amazon fans really lol
- Comment on Peter Thiel’s bestie going mask off 1 month ago:
Omg! this was unexpectedly good!! I almost stopped watching after the first minute thinking it’s another “hollywood movie nerd” talking about imaginary superheros that fly and shoot lazers from their eyes… Then suddenly my guy “the hollywood movie nerd” switched to real mode really quick just before you thought you could sleep on him! This guy! that was awesome!
- Comment on Peter Thiel’s bestie going mask off 1 month ago:
Did he elaborate further on what that means? Seriously, where’s the original tweet? there’s no way nobody ask this racist twat in replies to explain to layman non-philosophers like us what is n-word rich billionares, and what he sees as a problem with his best friends Peter Thiel and Elon Musk? does he mean they they are leeching lazy mutants on society? does he meam they exaggerate or waste their wealth where it should not go? Is he criticizing them or is he actually with classism and billionares but just wants them to get their act together and invest in better things? is that something of the billionare-class shortcomings or does he oppose America’s form of capitilism which lead to their existence?
- Comment on Tesla loses Autopilot wrongful death case in $329 million verdict 1 month ago:
Yes but did they say it was fully functional and would save you when the driver override it with pedal acceleration and steering?
I just don’t see how these tech and tesla fanboys ‘Look ma no hands! Lol!’ driving on autopilot in highspeed roads without a care of what could go wrong are not the ultimate decision makers or at least part of the blame.
- Comment on Tesla loses Autopilot wrongful death case in $329 million verdict 1 month ago:
So if this guy killed an entire family but survived in this accident instead, would the judge blame fucking tesla autopilot and let him go free?
I might as well sue the catholic church because Jesus did not take the wheel when I closed my eyes while driving and prayed really hard!The details of the accidant too of him accelerating and turning while on autopilot. Not even today does any car have a fully autonomous autopilot driving system that works in all cities or roads, and this was in 2019.
did Elon fuck the judge wife and then his entire family left him for it? wtf is $360 millions for wrong crash accident anyway?
- Comment on British Slander. :) 1 month ago:
are you talking british colonism from 17th century until the collapse of the othman empire??
You’re missing about maybe 50 more countries I’d say.
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 2 months ago:
so after he angered his bf he got fucked as in trouble with him or sex? raped? wtf lol
- Comment on YouTube's Latest Update Shows That Online Monoculture Is Dead 2 months ago:
At least Reddit’s front page features some news sometimes while YT front page caters to 3-6 yr olds who are YT’s main demographic. It’s all AI junk clickbait brainrot and shorts content.
I could never click on any YT’s front page links. It’s not appealing to me not even in my drunkiest state - Comment on Steam now generates three times more revenue for Capcom than PlayStation 2 months ago:
People need to vote with their wallets.
that’s why many companies seek to optimize their ports to work for mobile gaming. call of duty mobile -vs- cod pc or console is a case of that imo
- Comment on Google hit with $314m fine for collecting data from idle Android phones without permission 2 months ago:
cries in cheap phone that doesn’t flash GrapheneOS
- Comment on There’s Good Posture, Bad Posture, and Golden Posture 2 months ago:
That’s %120 concentration you can’t stay in that posture for too long
- Comment on Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public? 2 months ago:
you can look him up there was a rapist who would lick his victims which was his memo… yeah
- Comment on Honda successfully launched and landed its own reusable rocket 2 months ago:
- Comment on Honda successfully launched and landed its own reusable rocket 2 months ago:
Honda is cool they build robotics and the best motorbikes in the world per cost
- Comment on Gold Phone and Mobile Service Blasted as Latest 'Trump Family Profiteering' 2 months ago:
All his family coins are 95% down. The worse problem is that their coins were designed from the start with the plain purpose to draw international donations indirectly to Trump ( but for favors in return? as the case was with Justin Sun, who is the #1 Trump coin holder, and he previously donated a million to trump to pardon him from his fraud case. )
Both of the Trump and Malenia coin whitepapers, fee percentages, premined allocations and locked durations…etc everything shows clear as day that it’s a grift to the Trump family and that all coin revenues go to them that it’s impossible for the coin to gain any value.
That’s not my opinion. Those are the facts that everyone has reported on already.
- Comment on God is a girl 🎶 2 months ago:
I thought nightcore was a dj who speeds up anime songs and uploads them as his remix. I even tried to look him up because I loved his work
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 2 months ago:
finally! enough internet for the day :D
- Comment on Peak male form 2 months ago:
what in the fuck is that. I look better and I never workout. I work desk job 50+ hrs/week. I’m supposed to be mr universe :(
- Comment on YouTube relaxes moderation rules to allow more controversial content. Videos are allowed if "freedom of expression value may outweigh harm risk" 2 months ago:
youtube shadowbanning, demonitization and censorship is the most retarded shit that’s ever happened to the internet. the whole website is videos and comments of people who cater to kids and commercial advertisers and cant say shit.
- Comment on Pro-AI Subreddit Bans 'Uptick' of Users Who Suffer from AI Delusions 3 months ago:
"Artifical"Intellegence has already taken over “Social” Media and the internet.
Most of Facebook, Insta, Youtube, Reddit, Twitter…etc is AI profiles, AI channels, and AI sloptrash content that gives back google-ad revenue money to some russian or indian dude who doen’t even speak english
- Comment on Calm down 3 months ago:
“relax” is one of the banned words I cannot use with my wife. If she was shouting about something and I said the word “relax”, it would start a fight probably leading to divorce
- Comment on Japan can't seem to catch a break 3 months ago:
how tf do you NOT comply with a skirt-wearing highpitched-voice big-titted japanese officer. you guys suck.
- Comment on WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS 3 months ago:
worse when it happens to small screws in electronics. shit like this makes you want to just smash your laptop
- Comment on A Gaza doctor was at work. At home, nine of her 10 children were killed in an Israeli strike 3 months ago:
no you ignorant dumbbutt, it’s the opposite way. the reason is because life expectency in Gaza under ethnic cleansing is 35 :
- Comment on GeoGuessr Map Makers Make Most Popular Maps Unplayable In Protest Of Saudi-Backed Esports World Cup 3 months ago:
This almost never hapoens in Esports. A team to stand up to the dirty bloody millions of esport-washing of saudi arabia. 99% of your gaming heros, once offered with the cash, bend their knees then lubricated and opened their buttocks wide open with that saudi oil for that bag. It’s too hard for young dumb fucks who only care about games to not sellout and take blood-stained dirty money taken from the taxes and wealth of poor oppressed unrepresented people in an oppressive dictatorship. Same happened for saudi soccer/golf/mma/boxing sportwashing. 8 oit of the top 10 athlete earners in 2024 ($100millions earned+ each) got their money from saudi arabia. that tells you all need to know