“Baked lobster”
UNDER THE THC 🎶
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to science_memes@mander.xyz
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wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Top.
You win.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“I need $5000 to get a lobster high as fuck.”
“Why?”
“Science.”
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I need to read the paper that resulted from this experiment.
normalexit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.
I love science
archonet@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Some people ask “why are you hotboxing a lobster?”
Others ask why not. Others dare to wonder, to dream.
Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online 2 months ago
I’m wondering how I become this lobster…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
build a hotbox container, buy a volcano for 500ish USD, hook it up to the hotbox, call volcano and ask how to reprogram it for a 50 gallon container instead of a 1 gallon container
smeg@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not?
kchr@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Aperture Science - We do what we must, because we can.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Srs it’s probably time to rethink one’s interest in science when you get to this point.
MML@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s a cruel way of testing, I volunteer instead.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Leon is getting high
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
R.I.P
JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Aww this is how I learn? Sad times indeed, but at least that lobster lived 3.5 years longer than if anyone other than Brady took him
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jellyfish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobsterhomesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lots of bubbles
(oooh waaaahh)
Lots of trouble
(oooh waaahh)
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I’m vegan and gave never partook…could I get my tofu in the THC chamber to calm it down? Its for a friend.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
in all honesty if i was wanting “magic tofu” i’d make my own tofu, probably by adding some thc extract to the soy milk before i curdled it and processed it into tofu.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This chills the crab.
Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Relaxing?
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Poor guy 🙈
sheepishly@fedia.io 2 months ago
Does it affect the flavor of the lobster and do the consumers get a secondhand high off of it?
VladimirLimeMint@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
I know it’s a meme, but thc is toxic to many animals including lobster as their liver can’t process the chemical. They will get the high but because they can’t absorb thc these animals will become suffocated.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 months ago
So you’re saying they’d get so high they die, and the THC will still be in their systems when the human cooks and eats them. Might have an idea why they were doing this ‘experiment’ then.
VladimirLimeMint@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
Our most underrated evolutionary advantage is the liver ability to process ungodly amounts of compounds that normally would be toxins for other animals, sometimes multiple substances at once.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Since we’re in science memes, I feel the need ro point out that lobsters don’t have a liver, and have a hepatopancreas instead.
Also it tastes good
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We get it. You vape. Lobsters. For science.
x00z@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Haha animal abuse. So funny.
Not.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Lobster in a Vapor Chamber, wasn’t that a song by The Smiths?
Bonus@mander.xyz 2 months ago
J92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lobster humidor?
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Anyone have the details behind this experiment?
bizzle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait can I go in there when the lobster is done?
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dude certainly prefers the bong to the wok.
elbiter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And we cook the lobster after that?
Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
HUH?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I was going to die in a horrible wat like a lobster I would love to be high first fo sure
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 months ago
“It’s important to note that special care must be taken to ensure that the vapor generation and delivery system has absolutely no leaks, because otherwise… What were we talking about again? In conclusion, lobster is very tasty, especially served with butter.”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cannabis basted lobster.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
seems like it would be faster to just make cannabutter, melt it, and dip mr lobster in…
but science is sometimes mysterious
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Sir, could you repeat that. It is very hard to hear what your saying when the vapour delivery system is on your head.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 months ago
“Ah sayd pass meh teh pizza!”