âBaked lobsterâ
UNDER THE THC đ¶
Submitted âšâš2â© âšweeksâ© agoâ© by âšTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netâ© to âšscience_memes@mander.xyzâ©
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wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
xylol@leminal.space âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Twice baked
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Bruh
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Top.
You win.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
âI need $5000 to get a lobster high as fuck.â
âWhy?â
âScience.â
wizzor@sopuli.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I need to read the paper that resulted from this experiment.
normalexit@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.
I love science
archonet@lemy.lol âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Some people ask âwhy are you hotboxing a lobster?â
Others ask why not. Others dare to wonder, to dream.
Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Iâm wondering how I become this lobsterâŠ
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
build a hotbox container, buy a volcano for 500ish USD, hook it up to the hotbox, call volcano and ask how to reprogram it for a 50 gallon container instead of a 1 gallon container
smeg@feddit.uk âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Science isnât about why, itâs about why not?
kchr@lemmy.sdf.org âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Aperture Science - We do what we must, because we can.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Srs itâs probably time to rethink oneâs interest in science when you get to this point.
MML@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Thatâs a cruel way of testing, I volunteer instead.
synapse1278@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Leon is getting high
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
R.I.P
JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Aww this is how I learn? Sad times indeed, but at least that lobster lived 3.5 years longer than if anyone other than Brady took him
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jellyfish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobsterhomesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Lots of bubbles
(oooh waaaahh)
Lots of trouble
(oooh waaahh)
altphoto@lemmy.today âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Iâm vegan and gave never partookâŠcould I get my tofu in the THC chamber to calm it down? Its for a friend.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
in all honesty if i was wanting âmagic tofuâ iâd make my own tofu, probably by adding some thc extract to the soy milk before i curdled it and processed it into tofu.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
This chills the crab.
Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Relaxing?
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Poor guy đ
sheepishly@fedia.io âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Does it affect the flavor of the lobster and do the consumers get a secondhand high off of it?
VladimirLimeMint@lemmygrad.ml âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I know itâs a meme, but thc is toxic to many animals including lobster as their liver canât process the chemical. They will get the high but because they canât absorb thc these animals will become suffocated.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
So youâre saying theyâd get so high they die, and the THC will still be in their systems when the human cooks and eats them. Might have an idea why they were doing this âexperimentâ then.
VladimirLimeMint@lemmygrad.ml âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Our most underrated evolutionary advantage is the liver ability to process ungodly amounts of compounds that normally would be toxins for other animals, sometimes multiple substances at once.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Since weâre in science memes, I feel the need ro point out that lobsters donât have a liver, and have a hepatopancreas instead.
Also it tastes good
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
We get it. You vape. Lobsters. For science.
x00z@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Haha animal abuse. So funny.
Not.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Lobster in a Vapor Chamber, wasnât that a song by The Smiths?
Bonus@mander.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
J92@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Lobster humidor?
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Anyone have the details behind this experiment?
bizzle@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Wait can I go in there when the lobster is done?
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Dude certainly prefers the bong to the wok.
elbiter@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
And we cook the lobster after that?
Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
HUH?
MissJinx@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
If I was going to die in a horrible wat like a lobster I would love to be high first fo sure
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
âItâs important to note that special care must be taken to ensure that the vapor generation and delivery system has absolutely no leaks, because otherwise⊠What were we talking about again? In conclusion, lobster is very tasty, especially served with butter.â
Skullgrid@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Cannabis basted lobster.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
seems like it would be faster to just make cannabutter, melt it, and dip mr lobster inâŠ
but science is sometimes mysterious
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Sir, could you repeat that. It is very hard to hear what your saying when the vapour delivery system is on your head.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
âAh sayd pass meh teh pizza!â