“Baked lobster”
UNDER THE THC 🎶
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to science_memes@mander.xyz
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wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Top.
You win.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“I need $5000 to get a lobster high as fuck.”
“Why?”
“Science.”
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I need to read the paper that resulted from this experiment.
normalexit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.
I love science
archonet@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Some people ask “why are you hotboxing a lobster?”
Others ask why not. Others dare to wonder, to dream.
Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
I’m wondering how I become this lobster…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
build a hotbox container, buy a volcano for 500ish USD, hook it up to the hotbox, call volcano and ask how to reprogram it for a 50 gallon container instead of a 1 gallon container
smeg@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not?
kchr@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Aperture Science - We do what we must, because we can.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Srs it’s probably time to rethink one’s interest in science when you get to this point.
MML@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That’s a cruel way of testing, I volunteer instead.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Leon is getting high
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
R.I.P
JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Aww this is how I learn? Sad times indeed, but at least that lobster lived 3.5 years longer than if anyone other than Brady took him
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jellyfish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobsterhomesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lots of bubbles
(oooh waaaahh)
Lots of trouble
(oooh waaahh)
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’m vegan and gave never partook…could I get my tofu in the THC chamber to calm it down? Its for a friend.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
in all honesty if i was wanting “magic tofu” i’d make my own tofu, probably by adding some thc extract to the soy milk before i curdled it and processed it into tofu.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This chills the crab.
Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Relaxing?
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Poor guy 🙈
sheepishly@fedia.io 1 month ago
Does it affect the flavor of the lobster and do the consumers get a secondhand high off of it?
VladimirLimeMint@lemmygrad.ml 1 month ago
I know it’s a meme, but thc is toxic to many animals including lobster as their liver can’t process the chemical. They will get the high but because they can’t absorb thc these animals will become suffocated.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 month ago
So you’re saying they’d get so high they die, and the THC will still be in their systems when the human cooks and eats them. Might have an idea why they were doing this ‘experiment’ then.
VladimirLimeMint@lemmygrad.ml 1 month ago
Our most underrated evolutionary advantage is the liver ability to process ungodly amounts of compounds that normally would be toxins for other animals, sometimes multiple substances at once.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Since we’re in science memes, I feel the need ro point out that lobsters don’t have a liver, and have a hepatopancreas instead.
Also it tastes good
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We get it. You vape. Lobsters. For science.
x00z@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Haha animal abuse. So funny.
Not.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Lobster in a Vapor Chamber, wasn’t that a song by The Smiths?
Bonus@mander.xyz 1 month ago
J92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lobster humidor?
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Anyone have the details behind this experiment?
bizzle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait can I go in there when the lobster is done?
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dude certainly prefers the bong to the wok.
elbiter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And we cook the lobster after that?
Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
HUH?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If I was going to die in a horrible wat like a lobster I would love to be high first fo sure
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 month ago
“It’s important to note that special care must be taken to ensure that the vapor generation and delivery system has absolutely no leaks, because otherwise… What were we talking about again? In conclusion, lobster is very tasty, especially served with butter.”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cannabis basted lobster.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
seems like it would be faster to just make cannabutter, melt it, and dip mr lobster in…
but science is sometimes mysterious
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Sir, could you repeat that. It is very hard to hear what your saying when the vapour delivery system is on your head.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 month ago
“Ah sayd pass meh teh pizza!”