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- Comment on AI cheating surge pushes schools into chaos 19 hours ago:
I guarantee you that would not work, because I went through cyber schooling as a kid long before covid was a thing and they tried the same with me when I procrastinated and played games instead of doing my work. They locked it down progressively more and i kept breaking out until finally, they gave me a computer so locked down you couldn’t open task manager, command prompt, safe mode had a password…
I was back to full access in <3 days. At the age of likr 12. And apparently, the school’s IT department basically said “we can’t lock it down any more or else he wouldn’t be able to do work on it, either”. And then they gave up.
In short, that will not stop a crafty enough, stubborn enough kid. Guaranteed.
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 19 hours ago:
Higher than giraffe titties, huh?
- Comment on What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems? 1 day ago:
I swear, the best way to experience Helldivers 2’s community is to just be decent in games with randoms, maybe watch CommissarKai’s videos (do not go into the comments section) for tips on teamplay, and absolutely positively do not venture into the steam forums, the discord, or any other big discussion forum centered around the game because it w i l l be a cesspit, unfortunately.
- Comment on What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems? 1 day ago:
WE’RE RICH
- Comment on What are some good cooperative shooters? Hidden gems? 1 day ago:
In-game everyone is usually wonderful.
The official discord server, on the other hand… no. Just no.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
so you mean I get to exist as a creature of pure joy that everyone else loves when they see me? And I gain the ability to lick my own balls?
I’m not sure you understand this whole “monkeys paw” thing.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
pfft, people already think I’m weird and inappropriate, I’m on the spectrum. Is that the worst you’ve got?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Almost every antidepressant I’ve tried has side effects I don’t like, but especially the way they fuck up your libido is incredibly frustrating to me, and every antidepressant that has had any effect on my mood has also made my dick useless. The only one I’d tried that didn’t was Wellbutrin, and that just didn’t do anything.
Oh, runners up prize for “worst side effect” goes to Prozac, which made me grind my goddamn teeth unconsciously, in addition to my dick not working. that got seriously painful after a few days.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
being happy
I don’t need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun’s over, let the monkey’s paw curl.
- Comment on Jo jay! 1 week ago:
Jeansus Christ.
- Comment on A mother caring for her child 1 week ago:
ok good all those national geographic/animal planet educational shows I watched weren’t just a way for 9 year old me to waste time.
Instead, they have helped 28 year old me critique memes. Hallelujah.
- Comment on A mother caring for her child 1 week ago:
isn’t that an alligator though? or have my reptile identification skills failed me
- Comment on 4 fundamental forces 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but we have no useful way to channel the energy from nuclear fission into propulsion, so that’s a moot point if we’re talking in practical terms. At least, we don’t without irradiating everything.
- Comment on 4 fundamental forces 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on I use Zip Bombs to Protect my Server 4 weeks ago:
destroy your device by… having to reboot it. the horror! The pain! The financial loss of downtime!
- Comment on Why am I seeing political ads for Donald Trump in April of the year of his second inauguration? 4 weeks ago:
him being a shitty human being is something his supporters like and admire, but even really terrible people prefer a leader that has some idea of what they’re going to do as a leader.
- Comment on Why am I seeing political ads for Donald Trump in April of the year of his second inauguration? 4 weeks ago:
I, almost for certain, thought that was the end of him at the time. Entire political careers have lived and died on sub-10-second sound bites, and there is no way to spin that to make him sound like he knows what he’s doing.
- Comment on The internet 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral 4 weeks ago:
nah fuck that, I can guarantee you next to nobody he’s sent to CECOT or wants to send to Gitmo deserve any of this.
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
in my defense I was on my desktop and I’m lazy
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
it is done
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
yearly calendar reminder, just says “do you remember?”
- Comment on TIL about dating 4 weeks ago:
I am that weirdo when it comes to Earth Wind & Fire’s “September”.
Every September 21st, I’m sending that to someone or posting it somewhere.
- Comment on Discord CEO steps down, replaced with former Activision Blizzard CSO as they work towards being a public company 4 weeks ago:
Oh yeah, we’re about to see things get really shitty on Discord.
- Comment on When a pope dies are they being fired or promoted by the Boss? 5 weeks ago:
Snatched up by corporate.
- Comment on The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce 1 month ago:
first of all you’re not shittymorph, and second of all, I believe we prefer meta shitposts about beans around these parts
- Comment on Hotel prices 1 month ago:
as someone who has worked in both kinds of hotels: can confirm, below $100 and the usual mixture of drug addicts, prostitutes, and general “people bringing fucking issues” come out of the woodwork.
- Comment on xkcd #3073: Tariffs 1 month ago:
- Comment on xkcd #3073: Tariffs 1 month ago:
hey now, if those pineapple pizza lovers could read, they’d be very upset with you right now!
- Comment on Some local LLMs tested on an average gaming PC 1 month ago:
I was gonna say, 4x the amount of RAM I have, made me feel inadequate.
