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- Comment on EU’s Top Court Just Made It Literally Impossible To Run A User-Generated Content Platform Legally 1 day ago:
Fucking technologically illiterate nincompoops.
- Comment on Samsung smart fridges have started displaying ads 1 day ago:
If I were dumb enough to own one of these pieces of shit, that screen would see constant need for repair under warranty.
“Sorry, the darned thing fractured spontaneously again. Seems to happen every time something I paid for shows me an unsolicited advertisement. I guess the fact the some dickhead would do that to their customers shocked me so much that I tripped and hit the screen with my fist by accident. As it made my knuckles bleed, I’ll have to sue you pricks for damages.”
- Comment on Sam Altman’s Dirty DRAM Deal 1 day ago:
Good for him, even better for us.
- Comment on US | State Department to deny visas to fact checkers and others, citing 'censorship' 2 days ago:
You’re right, of course: It’s not that they oblivious (well, Trump notwithstanding); it’s that they just don’t care whether they’re being flamingly hypocritical or not. They’re essentially 4-chan trolls.
This timeline, man…
- Comment on Sam Altman’s Dirty DRAM Deal 2 days ago:
I don’t care if he enjoys it or not. If it prevents him from passing on his clearly defective genes, I’m all for him chasing that Darwin Award.
- Comment on Sam Altman’s Dirty DRAM Deal 2 days ago:
The AI industry is apparently in need of a file system check.
- Comment on Sam Altman’s Dirty DRAM Deal 2 days ago:
I’m emphatically not saying somebody should soccer-kick Altman repeatedly right in the scrotum, I’m just saying I’d enjoy a good drink with a sigh of contentment if someone did.
- Comment on US | State Department to deny visas to fact checkers and others, citing 'censorship' 2 days ago:
The perverse irony appears to be completely lost on them.
- Comment on WHY??? 4 days ago:
Aguiar, Ana C. Barbosa, et al. “A laboratory model of Saturn’s North Polar Hexagon.” Icarus 206.2 (2010): 755-763.
- Comment on Afghan Taliban authorities publicly execute man for murder 4 days ago:
…Keep going.
- Comment on Microsoft’s latest Windows 11 update improves and breaks dark mode 4 days ago:
May I present: Vibe coding and a disbanded QA department in action, everyone.
- Comment on Do you cheat in video games? 5 days ago:
Truly the very apex of human artistic expression. Frankly, we might as well just call it quits. If you grab the chairs, I’ll turn off the lights.
- Comment on Do you cheat in video games? 5 days ago:
Only singe player games – and usually only after they become monotonous playing the intended way.
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 6 days ago:
You’re selling cheetahs short here. I’m confident that they’re perfectly capable of face-munching.
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 6 days ago:
More than you’d enjoy.
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 6 days ago:
Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!
- Comment on Honestly wtf? 6 days ago:
Uh, that’s… Shit! I was going to sleep soon too!
- Comment on ˚₊‧꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ 6 days ago:
“…That’s a moth, you idiot.”
- Comment on How come there is not a pope without grey hair? I mean a much younger pope like 30s 40s. Really can't be that hard. You got an ocean of cardinals and priests who pretty much tell say? 6 days ago:
Because they wouldn’t have the required time to manipulate everybody into hating everybody else just a little bit more than them.
- Comment on zingiberales 6 days ago:
“It’s biology. You wouldn’t understand.”
- Comment on England’s water industry issued £10.5bn in ‘green bonds’ despite pollution record 6 days ago:
And still no regulatory intervention in sight. Lovely.
(Yeah, that’s sarcasm)
- Comment on Become a wolfgirl with a fliphone and explore brutalist, liminal dreamscapes in nophenia 1 week ago:
How did they know?! I’ve told no one about that fetish!
- Comment on Aluminium OS will be Google’s take on Android for PC 1 week ago:
I wouldn’t touch that with a stolen hand mounted on the end of a ten-foot barge pole.
- Comment on Truly an institution of culture 1 week ago:
Nothing important, no.
- Comment on Shopify lays off staff to keep team ‘fast, sharp and focused’ 1 week ago:
Oh, they’re going to be very focused. Just… on the wrong thing, that’s all.
- Comment on Immich Is Now Stable! 1 week ago:
The presentation is quite funny, I wonder wha-
AI
Welp. I’m out.
- Comment on xkcd #3173: Satellite Imagery 1 week ago:
Pft. Ahaha!
“We have no idea where they’re hiding the real program. This is clearly just the decoy we were meant to find!”
“How can you be sure?”
“It’s obvious: There would be no point if this was all they had.”
- Comment on xkcd #3173: Satellite Imagery 1 week ago:
“We immediately dispatched a covert team being inserted under the cover of darkness.”
“And?”
“Nothing. Not a damned thing. The only material evidence left is large cardboard camouflage panels and some steel struts. Somehow they must’ve know we were coming. We’ve got no idea how they managed to pack everything up and exfiltrate. It’s maddening.”
- Comment on Usually 13. 1 week ago:
2, no contest.
- Comment on I'm in a hotel in America with no kettle in my room, if I want tea I have to microwave it. 1 week ago:
Yup, welcome to the US.
(I’m Danish, we have kettles, obviously - I just watched a YT video about how Americans don’t just days ago - the poor bastards)