The_Che_Banana
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
- Comment on If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine 1 week ago:
I want it in my dick hole
…for SCIENCE!
- Comment on Spain cancels contract for anti-tank missiles built by Israeli company 2 weeks ago:
TBH they had a shit time from about 1936ish until the 70s and they are so over the bullshit…it’s quite refreshing.
It’s an interesting mix of very progressive social programs mixed with very-very traditional life…it’s kind of hard to put your finger on but we really have enjoyed living here.
- Comment on Video Game Consoles Are Dead · Aftermath 3 weeks ago:
Traded up from Xbox one to the Steamdeck
best move ever
- Comment on Texas enacts age-verification law for app stores 3 weeks ago:
rollingstone.com/…/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-…
Because these guys have a fetish for knowing when you’re masturbating.
Really gets them off.
- Comment on This is a shit post. 4 weeks ago:
Not so fun fact, back in the day we used to have to get a full physical, including piss & shit samples to attend the Culinary Institute…so they send you home with a small jar with a ‘spork’ and instructions.
I diligently made my sample, placed the container in a Starbucks togo bag and left it in the closet in the bathroom… which my mother found and thought ‘mmmmm muffins!’ and looked inside.
Not the type of muffins she was looking for…
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Like, seriously my friend and I at 15/16 went out get a FF job, I went to McDs because the pants were gray, the shirt white with gray stripes…BK (where he worked) was a variation of ass brown colors in small checks shirt with brown corduroy pants…horrible!
- Comment on For the little guys. 4 weeks ago:
They are all different, not cut from the same moth, if you will.
- Comment on Anting 1 month ago:
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in an ant hill
- Comment on US | Pressed for evidence against Mahmoud Khalil, government cites its power to deport people for beliefs 2 months ago:
Actual Thought Crimes.
- Comment on Nintendo is Bringing Us Kicking and Screaming Into the $80 Game Era with the Switch 2 2 months ago:
lol not for me, thnx
- Comment on Papers strewn on Newcastle street feared to be sensitive army documents 2 months ago:
They should start communicating via signal 👊🇺🇸💥
- Comment on Iran dimisses prospects of nuclear negotiations, denies receiving letter from Trump 3 months ago:
I’m sorry but this actually mirrors Trump/GOP supporters.
The only platform they offer is absolutely humility to their adversaries, and as long as you toe the line you can have the illusion you’re with the ‘in’ crowd. - Comment on It begins: Pentagon to give AI agents a role in decision making, ops planning. 3 months ago:
Absolutely, Im sute this will be FAR down the checklist for any authentication/action
- Comment on It begins: Pentagon to give AI agents a role in decision making, ops planning. 3 months ago:
I mean…every time they feed GROK AI the perimeters of the constitution vs. today’s gov. it cites Trump and Musk as traitors… so this may not be a bad thing for the Pentagon to have?
- Comment on Microsoft Publisher will no longer be supported after October 2026. 3 months ago:
This sucks.
- Comment on US Republicans take to airwaves to suggest Zelensky may have to step down 3 months ago:
They’d need to have actual spines for that
- Comment on Sun God 3 months ago:
Well, my socks are off.
…so are my pants
and underwear
and shirt
- Comment on Regeneration from the commerical seed bank 3 months ago:
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower
- Comment on Russia will not return to the G7, German finance minister says 3 months ago:
Good.
- Comment on 'Europe did more than the US' — EU defense commissioner pushes back against Trump accusations 3 months ago:
When…not if.
Putin’s puppet will poop his panties
- Comment on EU will discuss 'anything' to avoid Trump tariffs, says Commission trade chief 4 months ago:
That reminds me of some dude named Neville… something about peace in our time?
- Comment on EPIC, Democracy Forward, and Federal Worker Sue DOGE for Illegal Seizure of Personal Data From Treasury, Personnel Systems. 4 months ago:
Neat, but you can’t unring that bell.
- Comment on Jewish Leaders Call for Boycott After Elon Musk's Nazi Salute, Holocaust Jokes 4 months ago:
Yeah, but…but Genocide Joe something or other…Protest vote…no ragrats
- Comment on More Google Spyware to Enjoy! 4 months ago:
thanks for the heads up, found it was added during my last update, and uninstalled quickly.
- Comment on ‘Forbidden Words’: Github Reveals How Software Engineers Are Purging Federal Databases 4 months ago:
such fragile masculinity
- Comment on USA | CDC ordered to stop working with WHO immediately, upending expectations of an extended withdrawal 4 months ago:
Just one more step to Pol Pots killing fields.
Pretty soon all intelectual ‘libruls’ are going to be rounded up.
- Comment on Elon Musk email to X staff: ‘we’re barely breaking even’ 4 months ago:
The whole point was to solidify the singular point of view (i.e. propaganda) and he’s done so…the rest is show
- Comment on X, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube sign EU pledge to tackle hate speech 5 months ago:
*T&C apply
- Comment on Government reverses visa rule for Heathrow transit passengers 5 months ago:
That would have been a nightmare scenario of bureaucracy.
- Comment on UK | Hospital patients dying undiscovered in corridors, report on NHS reveals 5 months ago:
That was sold to pay off Boris’s hair stylist