The_Che_Banana

@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo is Bringing Us Kicking and Screaming Into the $80 Game Era with the Switch 2⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  lol not for me, thnx

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Papers strewn on Newcastle street feared to be sensitive army documents⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They should start communicating via signal 👊🇺🇸💥

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iran dimisses prospects of nuclear negotiations, denies receiving letter from Trump⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry but this actually mirrors Trump/GOP supporters.
  The only platform they offer is absolutely humility to their adversaries, and as long as you toe the line you can have the illusion you’re with the ‘in’ crowd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It begins: Pentagon to give AI agents a role in decision making, ops planning.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely, Im sute this will be FAR down the checklist for any authentication/action

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It begins: Pentagon to give AI agents a role in decision making, ops planning.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean…every time they feed GROK AI the perimeters of the constitution vs. today’s gov. it cites Trump and Musk as traitors… so this may not be a bad thing for the Pentagon to have?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Publisher will no longer be supported after October 2026.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Republicans take to airwaves to suggest Zelensky may have to step down⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’d need to have actual spines for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sun God⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, my socks are off.

  …so are my pants

  and underwear

  and shirt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regeneration from the commerical seed bank⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russia will not return to the G7, German finance minister says⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Europe did more than the US' — EU defense commissioner pushes back against Trump accusations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When…not if.

  Putin’s puppet will poop his panties

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU will discuss 'anything' to avoid Trump tariffs, says Commission trade chief⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That reminds me of some dude named Neville… something about peace in our time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EPIC, Democracy Forward, and Federal Worker Sue DOGE for Illegal Seizure of Personal Data From Treasury, Personnel Systems.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Neat, but you can’t unring that bell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jewish Leaders Call for Boycott After Elon Musk's Nazi Salute, Holocaust Jokes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but…but Genocide Joe something or other…Protest vote…no ragrats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More Google Spyware to Enjoy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  thanks for the heads up, found it was added during my last update, and uninstalled quickly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Forbidden Words’: Github Reveals How Software Engineers Are Purging Federal Databases⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  such fragile masculinity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | CDC ordered to stop working with WHO immediately, upending expectations of an extended withdrawal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just one more step to Pol Pots killing fields.

  Pretty soon all intelectual ‘libruls’ are going to be rounded up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk email to X staff: ‘we’re barely breaking even’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole point was to solidify the singular point of view (i.e. propaganda) and he’s done so…the rest is show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube sign EU pledge to tackle hate speech⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *T&C apply

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Government reverses visa rule for Heathrow transit passengers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That would have been a nightmare scenario of bureaucracy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | Hospital patients dying undiscovered in corridors, report on NHS reveals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That was sold to pay off Boris’s hair stylist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | Hospital patients dying undiscovered in corridors, report on NHS reveals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Should be fixed any day now with all those millions of £s coming back because of Brexit.

  …right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨21 Star Trek Actors That Died in 2024 | TrekCulture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tekken 8's next character will be revealed this week, and clues point to a certain lady in red⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chris De burgh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German WWII Soldier’s Grave Found in Poland with Mesolithic Tools, Roman and Byzantine Coins, and Other Artifacts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do nazi what you mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨vines of the animal kingdom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Emperor protects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The future of customer service is here, and it's making customers miserable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because there is no profit in servicing customers. They have your money, and the longer it takes for you to access it the more it makes for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:( rejected vibes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fantastic!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:( rejected vibes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The playlist: What’s new pussycat -Tom Jones What’s new pussycat -Tom Jones What’s new pussycat -Tom Jones The playlist: What’s new pussycat -Tom Jones What’s new pussycat -Tom Jones It’s not unusual -Tom Jones What’s new pussycat -Tom Jones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Bird flu detected in raw milk sold in California as fears rise of virus spreading⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, JFK Jr. Will be on the case soon!