The_Che_Banana
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
- Comment on AI layoffs are looking more and more like corporate fiction that's masking a darker reality, Oxford Economics suggests | Fortune 2 days ago:
Layoffs are only used to prop up quartly/annual profits for shareholders. Period. once that is acheived, the CEO gets his bonus and doesn’t give a fuck if it happens again because if he gets fired he’ll have a golden parachute as well.
- Comment on Gmail's new AI Inbox uses Gemini, but Google says it won’t train AI on user emails 4 days ago:
Nah, they’re just going to straight up lie about it. I mean, whats going to stop them and who would hold them accountable?
- Comment on UK economy showing signs of 'zombie apocalypse,' says think tank 1 week ago:
Fork 'andles?
- Comment on This rugged phone lets you hot-swap batteries without turning it off 4 weeks ago:
rechargeable batteries don’t last forever, but you can extend the lifespan of it when it starts to shit the bed, which in turn extends the life of the 2nd.
- Comment on Breaking functions down to their constituent parts is nice and all, but this is a step too far. 1 month ago:
Ah yes… it’s crystal clear now!
- Comment on 🎶 Hitting the Brown Note 🎵 1 month ago:
Brown eye girl
- Comment on Dr. Fisher is at risk of head crabs 2 months ago:
This, too, was my thought.
- Comment on Why is Lemmy.ml blocked? 2 months ago:
I started in the Fediverse in Lemmy.ml and hooooooo boy did the move to Beehaw do my mental health so much good
- Comment on United States of Autism 3 months ago:
Acet…achet…ackt.see.tomofin…better known as tylenol THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
- Comment on New Trump executive order guarantees Qatar security after Israeli attack 3 months ago:
Why not? I mean, look how secure Ukraine is?
right?
… RIGHT!!!
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 3 months ago:
Top.
You win.
- Comment on Know your place 3 months ago:
Found the Perseverance account
- Comment on slam dunkle 3 months ago:
why would you not?
- Comment on Naked Hiking Day!!! 4 months ago:
and also…not having a dick
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 4 months ago:
Top tier comment right here!
- Comment on The Queen was the victim of an attempted indecent assault as a teenager, book claims 4 months ago:
Was it Prince Andrew?
- Comment on What's everyone doing tonight? 4 months ago:
NARF!!!
- Comment on Russia to import 1 million skilled workforce from India 5 months ago:
yup
- Comment on Dams around the world hold so much water they've shifted Earth's poles, new research shows 5 months ago:
Thank kind of statement doesn’t hold water…
- Comment on War on Iran is part of US plan for global domination. 6 months ago:
I think they need to dominate the US first…
otherwise it’s just the fucking around for profit until they get bored
- Comment on If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine 6 months ago:
I want it in my dick hole
…for SCIENCE!
- Comment on Spain cancels contract for anti-tank missiles built by Israeli company 7 months ago:
TBH they had a shit time from about 1936ish until the 70s and they are so over the bullshit…it’s quite refreshing.
It’s an interesting mix of very progressive social programs mixed with very-very traditional life…it’s kind of hard to put your finger on but we really have enjoyed living here.
- Comment on Video Game Consoles Are Dead · Aftermath 7 months ago:
Traded up from Xbox one to the Steamdeck
best move ever
- Comment on Texas enacts age-verification law for app stores 7 months ago:
rollingstone.com/…/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-…
Because these guys have a fetish for knowing when you’re masturbating.
Really gets them off.
- Comment on This is a shit post. 7 months ago:
Not so fun fact, back in the day we used to have to get a full physical, including piss & shit samples to attend the Culinary Institute…so they send you home with a small jar with a ‘spork’ and instructions.
I diligently made my sample, placed the container in a Starbucks togo bag and left it in the closet in the bathroom… which my mother found and thought ‘mmmmm muffins!’ and looked inside.
Not the type of muffins she was looking for…
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Like, seriously my friend and I at 15/16 went out get a FF job, I went to McDs because the pants were gray, the shirt white with gray stripes…BK (where he worked) was a variation of ass brown colors in small checks shirt with brown corduroy pants…horrible!
- Comment on For the little guys. 7 months ago:
They are all different, not cut from the same moth, if you will.
- Comment on Anting 8 months ago:
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in an ant hill
- Comment on US | Pressed for evidence against Mahmoud Khalil, government cites its power to deport people for beliefs 8 months ago:
Actual Thought Crimes.
- Comment on Nintendo is Bringing Us Kicking and Screaming Into the $80 Game Era with the Switch 2 9 months ago:
lol not for me, thnx