The_Che_Banana
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
- Comment on United States of Autism 3 weeks ago:
Acet…achet…ackt.see.tomofin…better known as tylenol THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
- Comment on New Trump executive order guarantees Qatar security after Israeli attack 3 weeks ago:
Why not? I mean, look how secure Ukraine is?
right?
… RIGHT!!!
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 5 weeks ago:
Top.
You win.
- Comment on Know your place 5 weeks ago:
Found the Perseverance account
- Comment on slam dunkle 5 weeks ago:
why would you not?
- Comment on Naked Hiking Day!!! 1 month ago:
and also…not having a dick
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 1 month ago:
Top tier comment right here!
- Comment on The Queen was the victim of an attempted indecent assault as a teenager, book claims 1 month ago:
Was it Prince Andrew?
- Comment on What's everyone doing tonight? 2 months ago:
NARF!!!
- Comment on Russia to import 1 million skilled workforce from India 3 months ago:
yup
- Comment on Dams around the world hold so much water they've shifted Earth's poles, new research shows 3 months ago:
Thank kind of statement doesn’t hold water…
- Comment on War on Iran is part of US plan for global domination. 3 months ago:
I think they need to dominate the US first…
otherwise it’s just the fucking around for profit until they get bored
- Comment on If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine 4 months ago:
I want it in my dick hole
…for SCIENCE!
- Comment on Spain cancels contract for anti-tank missiles built by Israeli company 4 months ago:
TBH they had a shit time from about 1936ish until the 70s and they are so over the bullshit…it’s quite refreshing.
It’s an interesting mix of very progressive social programs mixed with very-very traditional life…it’s kind of hard to put your finger on but we really have enjoyed living here.
- Comment on Video Game Consoles Are Dead · Aftermath 4 months ago:
Traded up from Xbox one to the Steamdeck
best move ever
- Comment on Texas enacts age-verification law for app stores 4 months ago:
rollingstone.com/…/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-…
Because these guys have a fetish for knowing when you’re masturbating.
Really gets them off.
- Comment on This is a shit post. 4 months ago:
Not so fun fact, back in the day we used to have to get a full physical, including piss & shit samples to attend the Culinary Institute…so they send you home with a small jar with a ‘spork’ and instructions.
I diligently made my sample, placed the container in a Starbucks togo bag and left it in the closet in the bathroom… which my mother found and thought ‘mmmmm muffins!’ and looked inside.
Not the type of muffins she was looking for…
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Like, seriously my friend and I at 15/16 went out get a FF job, I went to McDs because the pants were gray, the shirt white with gray stripes…BK (where he worked) was a variation of ass brown colors in small checks shirt with brown corduroy pants…horrible!
- Comment on For the little guys. 5 months ago:
They are all different, not cut from the same moth, if you will.
- Comment on Anting 5 months ago:
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in an ant hill
- Comment on US | Pressed for evidence against Mahmoud Khalil, government cites its power to deport people for beliefs 6 months ago:
Actual Thought Crimes.
- Comment on Nintendo is Bringing Us Kicking and Screaming Into the $80 Game Era with the Switch 2 6 months ago:
lol not for me, thnx
- Comment on Papers strewn on Newcastle street feared to be sensitive army documents 6 months ago:
They should start communicating via signal 👊🇺🇸💥
- Comment on Iran dimisses prospects of nuclear negotiations, denies receiving letter from Trump 7 months ago:
I’m sorry but this actually mirrors Trump/GOP supporters.
The only platform they offer is absolutely humility to their adversaries, and as long as you toe the line you can have the illusion you’re with the ‘in’ crowd. - Comment on It begins: Pentagon to give AI agents a role in decision making, ops planning. 7 months ago:
Absolutely, Im sute this will be FAR down the checklist for any authentication/action
- Comment on It begins: Pentagon to give AI agents a role in decision making, ops planning. 7 months ago:
I mean…every time they feed GROK AI the perimeters of the constitution vs. today’s gov. it cites Trump and Musk as traitors… so this may not be a bad thing for the Pentagon to have?
- Comment on Microsoft Publisher will no longer be supported after October 2026. 7 months ago:
This sucks.
- Comment on US Republicans take to airwaves to suggest Zelensky may have to step down 7 months ago:
They’d need to have actual spines for that
- Comment on Sun God 7 months ago:
Well, my socks are off.
…so are my pants
and underwear
and shirt
- Comment on Regeneration from the commerical seed bank 7 months ago:
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower