The_Che_Banana
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
- Comment on Trump says US forces destroyed military targets on Iranian island handling oil exports 1 day ago:
meanwhile Zapp Hegseth
- Comment on Exclusive: US intelligence says Iran government is not at risk of collapse, say sources 3 days ago:
‘Golly’
- Comment on The Iran War Is Unfathomably Depraved 1 week ago:
- Comment on Diphalia 1 week ago:
apparently, for me it’s two penis day
Currently rereading steel beach and this little gem popped up 2 pages in tonight
- Comment on Diphalia 1 week ago:
and here I was sitting on my duck corkscrew penis knowledge like I was a well educated soul…
- Comment on Donald Trump gained 2024 votes in areas where inflation was worse, study finds 2 weeks ago:
Betcha it’s soooo much better now in those areas!
…fucking rubes
- Comment on Stop! BANANA TIME! 3 weeks ago:
…is that what’s in your pocket?
- Comment on Peter Thiel and other tech billionaires are publicly shielding their children from the products that made them rich 3 weeks ago:
You should just think of the shareholders, stop being selfish…jeez
- Comment on Russia gave two Nigerian recruits no training, then sent them into a “meat assault” in Ukraine 4 weeks ago:
many, many countries are either getting duped or forced into the meat grinder for dear Putin’s pet project
- Comment on Sony Patents Buttonless Adaptive Controller With Customizable Layouts 1 month ago:
Stream deck here…yeah I don’t like the touch pads-never did on laptops and it carried over.
- Comment on New study: No-alcohol and low-alcohol beers, and dry pubs, are on the rise 1 month ago:
I will add, however, we have a friend who drinks a lot of beer and he discovered that when he adds a few in between his regular beers he can be just fine (like, out of 12 bottles he has 3 or 4 zeros).
Whatever helps cut it down we’re all for it.
- Comment on New study: No-alcohol and low-alcohol beers, and dry pubs, are on the rise 1 month ago:
Bread flavored soda. I don’t get it either but zero beer is one of my best sellers.
What floored me was Zero Gin…they were offering tastings at the restaurant supply store and I was like: ‘no, please, paint thinner at 10am isn’t my thing’
- Comment on US | Ecuador says ICE agent tried to enter consulate in Minneapolis 1 month ago:
or, at the very least ‘detained’ (disappeared) them
- Comment on Train derailment in Córdoba, southern Spain kills five 1 month ago:
yeah, should have been kph.
Choice of scale is young education in freedom units mixed with adult life in worldwide units. I.E. my brains fucked, to.
- Comment on Train derailment in Córdoba, southern Spain kills five 1 month ago:
10 dead, 24 hurt…high speed rail (200k/hr) from Malaga to Atocha station in Madrid…about an hour into the journey, operated by IRYO (my favorite when picking trains to travel on).
Shit.
Biggest high speed network in EU.
- Comment on Engage 1 month ago:
Last time I did this a coworker and I were driving to a friend’s and his boss passed us, I casually mentioned that we should pull alongside and I would moon him…he didn’t say anything but turned off the AC and hit the gas.
we got a text later saying his wife ‘thought she saw balls’ and a congratulation on making their day more interesting.
- Comment on Oh nooooooo 1 month ago:
well…birds aren’t real…soooo…
- Comment on AI layoffs are looking more and more like corporate fiction that's masking a darker reality, Oxford Economics suggests | Fortune 1 month ago:
Layoffs are only used to prop up quartly/annual profits for shareholders. Period. once that is acheived, the CEO gets his bonus and doesn’t give a fuck if it happens again because if he gets fired he’ll have a golden parachute as well.
- Comment on Gmail's new AI Inbox uses Gemini, but Google says it won’t train AI on user emails 2 months ago:
Nah, they’re just going to straight up lie about it. I mean, whats going to stop them and who would hold them accountable?
- Comment on UK economy showing signs of 'zombie apocalypse,' says think tank 2 months ago:
Fork 'andles?
- Comment on This rugged phone lets you hot-swap batteries without turning it off 2 months ago:
rechargeable batteries don’t last forever, but you can extend the lifespan of it when it starts to shit the bed, which in turn extends the life of the 2nd.
- Comment on Breaking functions down to their constituent parts is nice and all, but this is a step too far. 3 months ago:
Ah yes… it’s crystal clear now!
- Comment on 🎶 Hitting the Brown Note 🎵 3 months ago:
Brown eye girl
- Comment on Dr. Fisher is at risk of head crabs 4 months ago:
This, too, was my thought.
- Comment on Why is Lemmy.ml blocked? 4 months ago:
I started in the Fediverse in Lemmy.ml and hooooooo boy did the move to Beehaw do my mental health so much good
- Comment on United States of Autism 5 months ago:
Acet…achet…ackt.see.tomofin…better known as tylenol THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
- Comment on New Trump executive order guarantees Qatar security after Israeli attack 5 months ago:
Why not? I mean, look how secure Ukraine is?
right?
… RIGHT!!!
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 5 months ago:
Top.
You win.
- Comment on Know your place 5 months ago:
Found the Perseverance account
- Comment on slam dunkle 5 months ago:
why would you not?