Genuine question
He didn’t listen to the Wu Tang Clan
if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?
Submitted 6 months ago by pebbles@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Seems like he lost a gun debate
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Because he had a hole in his neck, and blood came out of that hole. He needed that blood.
socsa@piefed.social 6 months ago
Fucking welfare queens thinking they are just entitled to blood like that
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
He got a new hole and blood came out? Sounds like transexual surgery to me.
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I don’t think anyone should fuck a person in the neck.
Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 6 months ago
AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well who does Kirk’s wife ask now for not getting satisfied? He’s dead.
Therobohour@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Because he was shot. Its very simple America, too many guns
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
he just needed a gun to fight the guy with the gun. problem solved, no?
Treetrimmer@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Fr why wasn’t he prepared? Sounds like a personal issue.
Therobohour@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No that’s that opposite
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
hypocrite smh
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
He truly was a professional at life.
You see, due to his professialism and resilience, his body produced more blood than an average human. His blood content is comparable to that of Erwin ‘Desert Fox’ Rommel of WWII brilliant commander fame.
They both had 45-65% more blood than an average human in their bodies at all times.
Once the man uttered the words “gang violence”, of incredible importance to himself, that blood rushed into his brain, together with adrenaline and endorphins.
Unfortunately, it was a bit too much for poor Kirk. His blood managed to sever his cartoid. The blood gushed into his head, and the adrenaline compressed his veins.
The rest is history.
Such a pro at life.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Because somebody had to wipe that smug retrograde smirk off his face, that’s why.
qevlarr@lemmy.world 6 months ago
merc@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
AlexLost@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If she saved western civilization, how comes I don’t know who she is?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Diva@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Why is his face to small for his head?
Mamdani_Da_Savior@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Its why he got hit in the neck, his head was too small
Diva@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
forgot to turn off bighead mode before entering pvp zone
wabafee@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Compensate for his new hole
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Every time I’ve checked my phone for about a year I’ve been disappointed not to see today’s headline
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Here’s to many more like it! 🍻
ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
[deleted]13igTyme@piefed.social 6 months ago
His lungs were definitely not full of blood.
ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
i know, i made the meme before i saw the video
Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Charlie Kirk’s dead was an inside job by Trump to take focus off Epstein files!!
See, I said that sarcastically but with the republicans… this is actually quite likely. So who knows. lol.
6stringringer@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
I’m not say you are 100% correct. Also, not saying you are 100% wrong. Somewhere in the middle lay the answer to this conundrum. Probably the most obvious scenario is going to end up the culprit. Charlie Kirk is dead. A brief moment passes, “Ok sir, now about those Epstein files being released. How are we looking with that?
Tja@programming.dev 6 months ago
The senate just voted 51-49 to not release them. That’s how we’re looking with that.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 months ago
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
I would like to see an edit with the mario bro death jingle played right after the shot
noxypaws@pawb.social 6 months ago
I must have listened to that song 15 times today so far
Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The comment section is awesome today
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
You know what would do this justice? We all gaslight the GOP into saying this is fake news. That it’s AI. That he’s completely fine but in a bunker somewhere for his safety.
In fact…this is what’s true.
No way that a shot would show this much blood, especially against a white hetero man. This has woke AI written all over it.
iridebikes@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Love this. Give it right back to them.
meathorse@lemmy.world 6 months ago
People are saying that the crowd was full of crisis actors
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
In 6 months Kash will tell us it was suicide and the video was AI.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 months ago
US students are so desensitize to gun shots, they wouldn’t have run away.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Utah Valley University isn’t even a real place.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Did you see that timing? On the video? From the csmera that was rolling? It all looks way too produced.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
“If something happens that’s really bad, I might just have to blame AI”- Donald Trump, September 2nd, 2025
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 6 months ago
I remember when some nutcase asked Kirk ‘when will it be time to use the guns?’ referring to an all-out armed insurrection, he was in an awkward situation there. What is the takeaway? Fucked if I know…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Someone shot him and the wound was fatal.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
because he’s a hypocrite. simple, really.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Man, I love good news! Bahahahahahahaha!
dumbass@leminal.space 6 months ago
Huh, what a day to be alive.
LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I wonder if he had any regrets in the last moments of his life.
Mossheart@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
with a blood pressure drop that rapid, he’d be unconscious before he knew what was happening.
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
I doubt he had any time to think. He was killed instantly while doing a “debate” so his mind was probably elsewhere before it ceased to exist.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
His only regret was that he had Boneitis.
nialv7@lemmy.world 6 months ago
false flag attack to get people off Trump’s back about Epstein files?
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
If so I say we should keep bringing up the epstein files in the hopes more fascists get shot
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hell of a distraction.
Release the trumpstein files.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 months ago
pebbles@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
He can have one day off for each famous right wing speaker merc’ed
DmMacniel@feddit.org 6 months ago
Eventually Death comes for Donny.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
What a hypocrite
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Prayers Up for the big man. He died debating and he shall be rewarded by spending eternity in Debate Valhalla, rising to Debate every day for eternity.
“Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?” one audience member asked Kirk.
“Counting or not counting gang violence,” he replied before being cut off by the gunshot.
What a legend
nothingcorporate@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is that literally the last thing that happened before the shot?
pyre@lemmy.world 6 months ago
yes, his last word was violence. apt.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
He shall first debate Plato, that’ll make him miserable right quick and will go on for a millennium. What is a chair?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Okay. I accept your first assumption. What is a chair. Why do ducks’ quacks echo but their farts don’t
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
What do you mean by “what”?
Oh wait I was thinking of that Canadian crybaby’s debate tactic.
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
😆
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 6 months ago
At least he’s not stealing oxygen anymore.
100@fedia.io 6 months ago
now everyone has a larger share for themself
TangledHyphae@lemmy.world 6 months ago
All the comments in this thread have made me lose hope for society, but all the people cheering it on will reap what they sow.
rabber@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Nah burn in hell Charlie Kirk I’ll spit on his grave
TangledHyphae@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ironically you’re going to be the one there instead of him. Sweet irony.
socsa@piefed.social 6 months ago
K