Salamanderwizard
@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why conservative men repeatedly crash Grindr 17 hours ago:
Them ladies had no idea they were way past Trump’s age limit. The poor hags.
- Comment on i promise 3 days ago:
We love your monkeys Larry!
- Comment on Meirl 4 days ago:
This. I do this and it has saved me from folks who said “fuck it.” And ran the red.
- Comment on sausage party is such a fun movie 1 week ago:
This your sandwich when it talks to me.
- Comment on You both agree that you made a mistake. Now it's time to correct it 1 week ago:
What’s this? “You made the mistake,” Biz, pal?
- Comment on 90's throwback 1 week ago:
Did you not understand the part about a bagel? A pizza bagel? Man has many achievements, but the pizza bagel will be our chariot into Godhood.
- Comment on A product of his environment 1 week ago:
Can never catch a break, can we?
- Comment on A product of his environment 1 week ago:
HOA are bullshit, but the folks who actually use em to cause problems for their neighbors are a different kind of scum.
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’ 1 week ago:
That’s cause they care about ya and want you to want them. They already raw dogged us.
- Comment on The evil is...resident 1 week ago:
Wait really? Well damn, but I get it.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 weeks ago:
Them bitches let ya know if you were getting a text. Loved that shit.
- Comment on President Donald Trump bans Anthropic from use in government systems 2 weeks ago:
Oh god. Are you telling me Trump is the racist white man’s modern Moses?
- Comment on works every time 2 weeks ago:
Fucking ha!!
- Comment on Game over 2 weeks ago:
She is a dangerous type of white person.
- Comment on Jealousy, turning saints into the sea 3 weeks ago:
How did it end up like this?
- Comment on Did I miss something? Is YouTube down? 3 weeks ago:
It’s down.
- Comment on Uhhhh sure? 3 weeks ago:
Bro. That last part would have me livid. I can feel my blood boiling from that. I have made trips across states with only enough money for gas to get where I needed to be…if Google had did something like that to me during those times I’d be fucked without a paddle.
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 3 weeks ago:
From what I see they have 1 show happening in April. Dude, that would’ve been awesome to see. I saw Tech n9ne in ATL. Only had $100 1 joint and some sandwiches. Had a blast.
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 3 weeks ago:
Hell yeah. They are one of the many.bands/groups that got me through so much. I’m ready to see them live.
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 3 weeks ago:
It’s nice to see more folks seeing the cooler side of them. They are great folks, even fans are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met.
They also helped a few folks get their break. I believe Tech n9ne worked with them for a good minute. Another is Twiztid. They have a lot of those juggalo themed songs, but also some really deep ones. I always recommend “twiztid ldlha ibcsywa” to show how deep these dudes can get.
- Comment on First dates 3 weeks ago:
^this guy eggsacs.
- Comment on The Duality of Lemmy 4 weeks ago:
Speak for yourself.
I’m joking.
Just stirring the shit a little.
I’m sure m.h is fun for lots of folks just wasn’t my cup of tea. I’m a simple man, i like my rts and fps…with a dash of rpg. I couldn’t appreciate the beauty of m.h
- Comment on YSK that if you hesitate between Ketchup and Mustard, you should pick Mustard. It's healthier. 4 weeks ago:
Mustard is better anyway. Ketchup is bbq for weine hut Jr folks.
- Comment on The Duality of Lemmy 4 weeks ago:
I found Monster Hunter boring.
- Comment on First dates 4 weeks ago:
Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.
- Comment on A succulent meal 4 weeks ago:
I see you are a person of culture as well.
- Comment on The bushes were people 🤯 4 weeks ago:
Ha, but no. A gaming clan. I already got enough family that’s hateful…I wouldn’t want anything to do with the klan.
- Comment on The bushes were people 🤯 4 weeks ago:
You’re talking out of your ass. I get our football might not be your taste, but a lot of folks from all over the world do like it. I was in a clan where a lot of folks outside of U.S were in. We had a channel set up on teamspeak that would make a sub channel when the superbowl was on. Had some Swedish, folks Brazil, and even 1 Japanese dude.
It was a good way for us all to come together and have fun over something.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Heaven’s a paradise. If you consider worshipping someone nonstop. Oh and if Dante’s inferno was right about anything, it seems you aren’t allowed to grieve in heaven cause it might upset him.
- Comment on Twice the rejection 5 weeks ago:
A tragic tale of a son who gets no tail.