Salamanderwizard

@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were dropped into a pool of people's spit and prevented from getting out, would you melt to death?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro. No. Just no…

  ✝️✝️✝️ you need Jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would we care?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The crossover you've been waiting for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’d make me nut so quick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You had my upvote till I saw you throwing shade at corn. I will Cobb your ass for talking shit on corn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey Grok⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat Shit, Rot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  More like Rectum for a Dream…

  Please don’t kick me out…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe after they permission, they convinced the friend to do ass to ass. Like that movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chemotherapy mother⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shakespeare wishes he could write a master piece like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, to be fair… I use Lemmy, and i think the same thing. Which then gets the song ace of spades going in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think he meant to be hurtful or anything. I just remember it not being the most classy thing if ya get my drift. It felt very “me me me me!” I still read his comics when I see em. Everyone back then overreacted a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re gold fish. They have gold and refuse to share it with us! The loss we suffer when they won’t give up their gold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I remember he made the whole loss comic about his girlfriend at the time. They had suffered a miscarriage and he spoke about how that was “the straw to break the camels back.” He seemed to have made it more about himself than the fact that they both suffered during that. It was kinda incelish before incels were really a thing.

  I use to like, but that shit did put a bad taste in my mouth. But hopefully he has grown.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every so often it's fun to go back to the retro look⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT ABOUT BUSH’S STRIPPERS?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would be so funny if China colonizes Mars, then the Martian Colonists declare independence, and Mars become a new bastion of Freedom and Prosperity.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All I can think of is that meme of those 2 star wars characters. “Now there are two of them!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some Americans "feel ashamed" for being American even when it's not their fault?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To the point of being furious…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your childhood smells⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, awesome. Thank you, my friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your childhood smells⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Awesome. My best friend is a (and this is his words) a backwoods twink from Tennessee. Love him to death. He’s been there for me when I couldn’t even buy diapers for my kid. I am very protective of who plays with us. It’d be nice to have other friendly folks to play with us. I Will definitely check this out when I get the chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your childhood smells⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this might sound like a dumb question…but is it free of bigotry? One thing that has really kept me from joining any clan or groups of any kind is getting cool with folks only to find out they’re hateful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy shiiiiit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the classy shit I love to see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This x1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet dollars to doughnuts they look at young girls in a creepy way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should start doing this today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Go fuck myself? Nah, buddy, go fuck yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile, on Facebook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s metal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I use a toothpick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there really no stupid questions?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously from what others say you are a troll.

  But can I also point out how “people disagreed with me, so I ran away!” Is such a cowards way of handling things. How can anyone grow if all you do is surround yourself with folks who only agree with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I used to be with it"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Got em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 462 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish it was on console so damn bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which game would you erase from your memory, in order to experience it fresh once again?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Black and white 1 and 2. 2 cause I loved the rts element they added

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By these powers combined…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How will YOU choose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what I can get behind. Why would a God being care if we worshipped him or not? If anything, as long as you’re a good person and try to do good, I believe they’d be like, “Cool, come on in.” I’d like to believe thar folks who are just evil and hurt others would just die. There’d be nothing after for them except emptiness and lack of all feelings.

  I’m an Atheist, but feel I have a better chance to sit and talk with “God” and get into the kingdom than someone who is a Christian and spews hate.