Salamanderwizard

@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jealousy, turning saints into the sea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How did it end up like this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did I miss something? Is YouTube down?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhhhh sure?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro. That last part would have me livid. I can feel my blood boiling from that. I have made trips across states with only enough money for gas to get where I needed to be…if Google had did something like that to me during those times I’d be fucked without a paddle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I see they have 1 show happening in April. Dude, that would’ve been awesome to see. I saw Tech n9ne in ATL. Only had $100 1 joint and some sandwiches. Had a blast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah. They are one of the many.bands/groups that got me through so much. I’m ready to see them live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s nice to see more folks seeing the cooler side of them. They are great folks, even fans are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met.

  They also helped a few folks get their break. I believe Tech n9ne worked with them for a good minute. Another is Twiztid. They have a lot of those juggalo themed songs, but also some really deep ones. I always recommend “twiztid ldlha ibcsywa” to show how deep these dudes can get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First dates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ^this guy eggsacs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Duality of Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself.

  I’m joking.

  Just stirring the shit a little.

  I’m sure m.h is fun for lots of folks just wasn’t my cup of tea. I’m a simple man, i like my rts and fps…with a dash of rpg. I couldn’t appreciate the beauty of m.h

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that if you hesitate between Ketchup and Mustard, you should pick Mustard. It's healthier.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mustard is better anyway. Ketchup is bbq for weine hut Jr folks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Duality of Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I found Monster Hunter boring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First dates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you are a person of culture as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bushes were people 🤯⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha, but no. A gaming clan. I already got enough family that’s hateful…I wouldn’t want anything to do with the klan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bushes were people 🤯⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re talking out of your ass. I get our football might not be your taste, but a lot of folks from all over the world do like it. I was in a clan where a lot of folks outside of U.S were in. We had a channel set up on teamspeak that would make a sub channel when the superbowl was on. Had some Swedish, folks Brazil, and even 1 Japanese dude.

  It was a good way for us all to come together and have fun over something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Heaven’s a paradise. If you consider worshipping someone nonstop. Oh and if Dante’s inferno was right about anything, it seems you aren’t allowed to grieve in heaven cause it might upset him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twice the rejection⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A tragic tale of a son who gets no tail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the American way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you have a mouth the scream in the off chance you might want to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Witnesses say they saw you with your arms crossed as you plowed into the building.”

  “Officer, I had my knees on the wheel. This was clearly the fault of a car malfunction.”

  I get ya, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So take both hands off the steering wheel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can handle jumping spiders. I even capture wolf spiders that come into my house and let them back outside. (I heard wolf spiders eat the more meaner spiders.)

  All others can fudge right off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your GF has always wanted to know the answer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Venture Bros taught me the power of dabbing it. And if all else fails, try mounting the hand dryer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Picked up a copy of Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter for XB360⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does your boss even love you if he doesn't portray himself as the big minion and you as a baby minion?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I fucking envy them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The toys were accurate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  God’s a comedian. The problem is that he’s only funny to himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well be the same thing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair enough. I have had an ex who was into the leg locking thing and saying things along those lines. I’m honestly very lucky to only have 1 kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well be the same thing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True. But like right out the gate? Never talked to the person before? I can spit game when I want, but I’ll tell ya there’s just some folks who got a unnatural ability to know what to say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well be the same thing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s crazy that I have seen dudes use those words as a pick-up line. It’s even crazier I have seen it work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I replied to the wrong person. I got confused by the diddler comment. I was wondering if Bowie had SA someone.