Salamanderwizard
@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
- Comment on The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS 11 hours ago:
I bet dollars to doughnuts they look at young girls in a creepy way.
- Comment on You should start doing this today 5 days ago:
Go fuck myself? Nah, buddy, go fuck yourself.
- Comment on Meanwhile, on Facebook 1 week ago:
That’s metal.
- Comment on YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port. 1 week ago:
I use a toothpick.
- Comment on Are there really no stupid questions? 2 weeks ago:
Obviously from what others say you are a troll.
But can I also point out how “people disagreed with me, so I ran away!” Is such a cowards way of handling things. How can anyone grow if all you do is surround yourself with folks who only agree with you.
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 2 weeks ago:
Got em.
- Comment on Day 462 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
I wish it was on console so damn bad.
- Comment on Which game would you erase from your memory, in order to experience it fresh once again? 3 weeks ago:
Black and white 1 and 2. 2 cause I loved the rts element they added
- Comment on Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits 3 weeks ago:
By these powers combined…
- Comment on How will YOU choose 3 weeks ago:
This is what I can get behind. Why would a God being care if we worshipped him or not? If anything, as long as you’re a good person and try to do good, I believe they’d be like, “Cool, come on in.” I’d like to believe thar folks who are just evil and hurt others would just die. There’d be nothing after for them except emptiness and lack of all feelings.
I’m an Atheist, but feel I have a better chance to sit and talk with “God” and get into the kingdom than someone who is a Christian and spews hate.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Definitely trying to start shit.
But I’ll answer in a calm way.
Why? Why would we need it? Have straights been beaten, mutilated, raped, assaulted, cursed, damned, made to feel like less than human, to be cut out of family for whom they love, to be killed for they are? Have they? If the gays rise up and start offing straight folks and putting em in camps, sure ill be pro straight.
But the bottom line is, the world is already pro straight. You talking about it, asking about it proves it. The fact that your dad fucksd your mom and nutted in her pussy means pro straight was always there. Humans wouldn’t be here with out folks of opposite sex/gender fucking. Thr LGBT+ folks just want to love and live and be left the fuck alone.
Do you realize, my dude, how weak this question was? No one is killing you for being straight. Go find a gay club amd tell em you’re straight, then go find a skinhead bar and tell em you’re gay. Come back and tell me which one beats you within an inch of your life.
- Comment on Everything I can't remember 4 weeks ago:
Which sucks cause I remember jamming to this song with my ma. It’s a good song, but god what a cunt.
- Comment on Why do people say "as sweet as canned beans"? 1 month ago:
I see you.
Almost had me.
But I see you
And I respect the game
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I used it for Bob’s burgers which i listen to when going to sleep and for my kid to have some shows to watch.
Canceled em, though. Told em they were coward who bent to Nazis.
- Comment on Southern hospitality 1 month ago:
I mean… more supportive than the government.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
And they say the left can’t meme. Ha!
- Comment on His message touched me. I feel no empathy 1 month ago:
I feel empathy that he could have changed. Had so many times to see what he was doing was wrong and could’ve been a force for good. But choose to be evil. I feel empathy that he couldn’t see what the road he traveled would hold. How he didn’t see the harm he would bring his daughter and wife.
But for the man himself? I wouldn’t piss on him, even if it closed up that hole he got.
- Comment on if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead? 2 months ago:
Man, I love good news! Bahahahahahahaha!
- Comment on breakfast 2 months ago:
Bro. Stop.
- Comment on breakfast 2 months ago:
I just can’t. I gotta have my milk like it just came out of the fridge. One thing that I always thought was off the walls, though, was my dad would put ice in his milk.
- Comment on breakfast 2 months ago:
No… just no. Milk has to be ice cold… Anything warmer is disgusting.
- Comment on Hep mak fren 2 months ago:
Y’all are bad, Heps.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I apologize on behalf of my fellow American. Education for free or provided by the government is an alien idea to us.
- Comment on Impressive cock too 2 months ago:
You gotta be joking…right?
- Comment on Impressive cock too 2 months ago:
I heard he cheated, but what else did he do?
- Comment on Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way. 2 months ago:
I figured. Sorry if I came off rude, my bad.
- Comment on Popup Ads in Your Pickup Truck? RAM Trucks Now Feature Scammy Ads on the Center Display 3 months ago:
This is why my old shitty 2001 accord will always be best.
- Comment on Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way. 3 months ago:
To be completely honest, I had forgotten. His sexuality really makes no difference to me. It’s just sad to see so many folks sucking up to Trump.
And no I wouldn’t be surprised, while true Epstein didn’t traffick boys, I would be surprised if he didn’t have some connections to that. Again nothing on Tim’s preference for male or female or whatever he likes…but god it seems rich folks can’t help but be into horrible things.
- Comment on Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way. 3 months ago:
Just suck him off already, you fucks. Come on commit!
- Comment on Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way. 3 months ago:
What if he’s on the list and doesn’t want his name coming out.