Salamanderwizard

@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I can handle jumping spiders. I even capture wolf spiders that come into my house and let them back outside. (I heard wolf spiders eat the more meaner spiders.)

  All others can fudge right off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your GF has always wanted to know the answer⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Venture Bros taught me the power of dabbing it. And if all else fails, try mounting the hand dryer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Picked up a copy of Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter for XB360⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does your boss even love you if he doesn't portray himself as the big minion and you as a baby minion?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I fucking envy them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The toys were accurate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  God’s a comedian. The problem is that he’s only funny to himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well be the same thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair enough. I have had an ex who was into the leg locking thing and saying things along those lines. I’m honestly very lucky to only have 1 kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well be the same thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  True. But like right out the gate? Never talked to the person before? I can spit game when I want, but I’ll tell ya there’s just some folks who got a unnatural ability to know what to say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well be the same thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s crazy that I have seen dudes use those words as a pick-up line. It’s even crazier I have seen it work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I replied to the wrong person. I got confused by the diddler comment. I was wondering if Bowie had SA someone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What ya mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's not sure but he thinks he knows what she is shopping for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. I find it so uncomfortable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm lit deal with it 😎⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s horrifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I WON THE LOTTERY!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can get about three fiddy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨are there subtitles for porn?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I respect your yum boat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brother, you say that, yet we have nurses who are anti Vax. Don’t be surprised at the stupid people in jobs they shouldn’t be in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were dropped into a pool of people's spit and prevented from getting out, would you melt to death?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro. No. Just no…

  ✝️✝️✝️ you need Jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would we care?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The crossover you've been waiting for⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’d make me nut so quick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You had my upvote till I saw you throwing shade at corn. I will Cobb your ass for talking shit on corn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey Grok⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat Shit, Rot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More like Rectum for a Dream…

  Please don’t kick me out…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe after they permission, they convinced the friend to do ass to ass. Like that movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chemotherapy mother⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shakespeare wishes he could write a master piece like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, to be fair… I use Lemmy, and i think the same thing. Which then gets the song ace of spades going in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think he meant to be hurtful or anything. I just remember it not being the most classy thing if ya get my drift. It felt very “me me me me!” I still read his comics when I see em. Everyone back then overreacted a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re gold fish. They have gold and refuse to share it with us! The loss we suffer when they won’t give up their gold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I remember he made the whole loss comic about his girlfriend at the time. They had suffered a miscarriage and he spoke about how that was “the straw to break the camels back.” He seemed to have made it more about himself than the fact that they both suffered during that. It was kinda incelish before incels were really a thing.

  I use to like, but that shit did put a bad taste in my mouth. But hopefully he has grown.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every so often it's fun to go back to the retro look⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT ABOUT BUSH’S STRIPPERS?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would be so funny if China colonizes Mars, then the Martian Colonists declare independence, and Mars become a new bastion of Freedom and Prosperity.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All I can think of is that meme of those 2 star wars characters. “Now there are two of them!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some Americans "feel ashamed" for being American even when it's not their fault?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To the point of being furious…