Salamanderwizard

@Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say "as sweet as canned beans"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you.

  Almost had me.

  But I see you

  And I respect the game

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used it for Bob’s burgers which i listen to when going to sleep and for my kid to have some shows to watch.

  Canceled em, though. Told em they were coward who bent to Nazis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Southern hospitality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… more supportive than the government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they say the left can’t meme. Ha!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His message touched me. I feel no empathy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel empathy that he could have changed. Had so many times to see what he was doing was wrong and could’ve been a force for good. But choose to be evil. I feel empathy that he couldn’t see what the road he traveled would hold. How he didn’t see the harm he would bring his daughter and wife.

  But for the man himself? I wouldn’t piss on him, even if it closed up that hole he got.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I love good news! Bahahahahahahaha!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro. Stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just can’t. I gotta have my milk like it just came out of the fridge. One thing that I always thought was off the walls, though, was my dad would put ice in his milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No… just no. Milk has to be ice cold… Anything warmer is disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hep mak fren⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all are bad, Heps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I apologize on behalf of my fellow American. Education for free or provided by the government is an alien idea to us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impressive cock too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta be joking…right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impressive cock too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard he cheated, but what else did he do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I figured. Sorry if I came off rude, my bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Popup Ads in Your Pickup Truck? RAM Trucks Now Feature Scammy Ads on the Center Display⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why my old shitty 2001 accord will always be best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To be completely honest, I had forgotten. His sexuality really makes no difference to me. It’s just sad to see so many folks sucking up to Trump.

  And no I wouldn’t be surprised, while true Epstein didn’t traffick boys, I would be surprised if he didn’t have some connections to that. Again nothing on Tim’s preference for male or female or whatever he likes…but god it seems rich folks can’t help but be into horrible things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just suck him off already, you fucks. Come on commit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What if he’s on the list and doesn’t want his name coming out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Collective Shout Purge Sees Horror Games In Crosshairs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  God, I’m getting flash backs to that lawyer who hated video games and wanted them all banned. He had a hardon for the stars series. Jack something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juggalos Not Happy as Insane Clown Posse Releases AI-Generated Video⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never known a jug to ever be into that nazi shit. They’re not about that shit as far as I can tell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juggalos Not Happy as Insane Clown Posse Releases AI-Generated Video⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? I’m no Juggalo or furry, but I’ve never known a bad one. Some of em are rough sure, but generally very accepting of people. Hell, I was broke aa hell at years ago, and my friend, who was a juggalo, kept me fed and gave me a home to stay in.

  I’m guessing you only pay attention the surface level and judge folks for being who they want to be. What a shame to live life like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian anti-porn group claims responsibility for Steam's new censorship rules in victory against 'porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists', and things only get weirder from there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally. I just mean if you don’t want porn or violence in your home more power to ya, but keep your rules to yourself. Let me live and enjoy my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian anti-porn group claims responsibility for Steam's new censorship rules in victory against 'porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists', and things only get weirder from there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It always is. These are the type of folks who have that feeling of shame wash over after they bust a nut to something they “despise.”

  That literally all these types of groups are. They want us to feel the same shame, too. I wish folks could just keep their shit to themselves. Have rules for your own home, sure, but eat shit and rot if you think you should be able to tell me how I should live my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh ya, I definitely vetted em before letting them listen. It’s funny, I think of a lot of the music I was allowed to listen to growing up. I listen now and I’m like “Why would my folks let me hear this?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually just got into glass animals not to long ago. My 5 yr old loves singing their songs, which I think is one of the reason I like em.

  Are they and Coldplay in the same circles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a lot of mouth diarrhea to say you’re a piece of shit who doesn’t respect your partners wishes for monogamy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do movie actors or actress keep the skills they learned? Like no one would screw with Keanu after seeing all the John Wick films? And if they did would they just be fucked from the start?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I read this in The Soldier’s voice. “Sun tzu said that!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elmo is on fire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess Jewish hating Nazis/Bigots can hate pedophiles too, which I can agree with… I mean, it’s like agreeing that everyone looks good in black.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having the ability to lie and manipulate with no remorse will get you much further in this world than having morals and being correct⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll die poor with morals rather than rich and evil. I’m okay with that.