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- Comment on Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones. 2 weeks ago:
This punchline comment was voted best religious joke ever according to a 2005 online poll.
- Comment on Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones. 2 weeks ago:
Yes! This is why I hang out here. My day is made when an Emo Phillips joke is in the comments.
- Comment on Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones. 2 weeks ago:
We have yet to ask one simple question. Is this a bug or a feature?
- Comment on Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse... 2 weeks ago:
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 3 weeks ago:
Miller asshole gets axed
- Comment on Old Yeller Style 4 weeks ago:
Not really thrilled about the content of this thread, but yeah. It’s time for Khrusty to take that last walk out to pasture.
- Comment on Old Yeller Style 4 weeks ago:
That precious moment, the look on her face when she has that “come to Jesus moment” when her handlers discuss her fate. That bitch knows what’s up and is giving off that frightened omg, I’m next smell rn.
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- Comment on Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned 4 weeks ago:
I don’t know how my sister is going to get fee pizza from now on. Damnit.
- Comment on Someone got pissed off at this horseshoe, chain and ring puzzle and threw it in the river. 4 weeks ago:
I got in serious trouble with my parents about forty years ago. I figured out the horseshoes with welded chains and a ring. I figured out the puzzle & began hustling some other kids while we were stopped, getting gas & using the restrooms on a road trip. My dad was standing beside this other kids mom while waiting in line for the cashier. My dad overheard the conversation about how the kid got played and was kinda laughing to himself until the kid pointed me out. My dad marched out of line & right over to me and whispered in my ear to call it off with the kid or he was going to do it out loud in front of everyone in the store. He wasn’t messing around. That was for sure. Then he made me show him how to solve the puzzle. Soon he began hustling his drinking buddies for 5 bucks here & there. Meanwhile, I’m like smh. No gratitude dad. WTF?
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 4 weeks ago:
🎶 God Bless Amerikkka 🎶
- Comment on Never Trump Republicans are still issuing dire warnings. Is anyone listening? 5 weeks ago:
This and other news you’ll find here in the “No Shit Files”.
- Comment on I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined 5 weeks ago:
And the chromosome challenged absolutely hate it.
- Comment on No One, Including Our Furry Friends, Will Be Safer in Ring's Surveillance Nightmare 1 month ago:
I’ll put on a ski mask and take down every single one I encounter. Ring owners everywhere hate this one simple trick.
- Comment on Russia Launches First Brain-Chipped Bird Drones for Surveillance Over Cities 1 month ago:
Feeling like I drove up, didn’t even need to roll down the window, got a glimpse of the details & circled on out.
- Comment on 'No One Should Have a Copyright on Vance Being Booed': Video From Olympics Blocked on X 1 month ago:
Unfortunately a hollow straw man.
- Comment on 'No One Should Have a Copyright on Vance Being Booed': Video From Olympics Blocked on X 1 month ago:
He’s not dumb. Oh the contrast, he sure as hell ain’t wise either.
- Comment on 'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams 1 month ago:
They beat up that film like it owed them money.
- Comment on Wokeness ended, check mate leftists 2 months ago:
Hip hip hooray & shit like that. Ooooo looook at me , I am so not like woke or anything. I mean like literally where is the snacks @ stuff? I want to go home to look at my phone rn.
- Comment on At this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do? 2 months ago:
Just think those old black and white films of whimsical aviation fails. That is what they are in real life. We’ll see how history plays out. Not usually too well for these types. Just bad optics overall.
- Comment on At this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do? 2 months ago:
Stand your ground?
- Comment on I have seen a lot of movies where the Catholic School Nuns smack a students hand for being disruptive or something is this a trope or a real something? Like most notable in Blues Brothers 2 months ago:
We lived in a small town suburb of Memphis in Mississippi in the 1980’s. I’d heard about what some of the Sisters did to students from friends that weren’t southern baptists. I proceeded to call them out at the Mall. I was young and have no idea if those nuns were even associated with the Catholic school I’d heard horror stories from. My mom was so apologetic. This husky & tall for his age ten year old ginger headed Martin Luther of my own design delivered my own Theses I felt badass. My mother wanted to strangle me. Forty plus years later she shares it as the funniest thing I ever did as a child.
- Comment on Is geolibertarianism left wing or right wing? 2 months ago:
Left wing, Right wing? Same damn bird.
- Comment on If WW3 breaks out, what countries are going to be on which side? 3 months ago:
That is everyone in my orbit. F yeah 🙌!
- Comment on If WW3 breaks out, what countries are going to be on which side? 3 months ago:
Unfortunately spot on.
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 3 months ago:
Thank you so very much. Spoken like a self realized & actualized soul. We need more individuals to continue posting this type of information in meaningful and thoughtful displays. Again, major domo!
- Comment on The height of sophistication: the 1994 McDonald's manager collection 4 months ago:
I’d wear it for a day & get a feel for what’s happening.
Weird thing is a lot homies that identify as pretty straightforward milk toast peeps might like it. And then it gets into weird mustache opines.
- Comment on The height of sophistication: the 1994 McDonald's manager collection 4 months ago:
I can see that coming being en vogue once more.
😐
- Comment on I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles 5 months ago:
& they all stink.
- Comment on The ELIZA effect: "extremely short exposures to a relatively simple computer program" can "induce powerful delusional thinking in quite normal people" 5 months ago:
Did you hear my joke about Sodium Bromide? Na Bro.
