Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Chev@lemmy.world 10 months ago
andybytes@programming.dev 10 months ago
Alcoholism is gross. Stop having kids. Abortion abortion abortion
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll drink to that!
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I mean, I didn’t expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn’t find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom’s side of the family.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said “its cause you like wine so much!”. She took it really well.
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve met a few middle aged women that could use that glass unironically.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it’d go right past funny straight into “a personal slight upon my honor” territory.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Brb I’m going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.
meliaesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Honestly, I don’t even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!
kungen@feddit.nu 10 months ago
And then you failed it? That sucks, dude :(
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Franzia really stepped up it’s game.
Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It’s not, like, an amazing wine…but it’s inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I’m not tempted to finish the bottle.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SLAP THE BAG
StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 10 months ago
See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
True, but for $~20 I can buy like, a six-pack of premium domestic beer, a 4-pack of craft beer, or 3-5 litres of wine. Box wine is the clear value winner, and tastes significantly better than cheap beer.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Plastic is problematic though
Dicska@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Similarly to how wine bottles with metal caps used to be frowned upon, because “all quality wines were bottled with corks”. I’ve had both awful and great wines from both corked and capped bottles.
Dicska@lemmy.world 10 months ago
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 months ago
Finally they released the Esquie plushy.
danciestlobster@lemm.ee 10 months ago
My first thought as well
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Ok but fr fr I have a chair thing like that (no tube ofc) and it’s the most ridiculously comfortable thing you could ever want to sit and be lazy on because if you fall asleep it’s still comfortable af. (It’s not a beanbag, it’s full of polyfill and foam block)
Add alcohol to it and you’ll never get up, even if you don’t like wine.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The basic white bitches population will be reduced…
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
they should
sundray@lemmus.org 10 months ago
A reason to live, but a vehicle for death :(
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Sadly doesn’t exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂
siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 10 months ago
Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine
MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I’d wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing
exasperation@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn’t fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.
hOrni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wouldn’t it get warm from the body heat?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That much thermal mass would stay room temp for a while, probably longer than you are conscious. I recommend a cab.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 months ago
Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that’s not such a worry
FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You must have an interesting family.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Well, we each have our talents.
halvar@lemy.lol 9 months ago
why yes i use that comically large beanbag chair as a wine making barrel thanks for asking