Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well, we each have our talents.

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You must have an interesting family.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that’s not such a worry

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

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  • MrQuallzin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I’d wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing

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    • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn’t fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.

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• Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean, I didn’t expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn’t find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom’s side of the family.

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  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said “its cause you like wine so much!”. She took it really well.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “It’s like, ‘look at me! I drink too much!’”

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    • Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it’d go right past funny straight into “a personal slight upon my honor” territory.

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    • CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve met a few middle aged women that could use that glass unironically.

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• Chev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Esquie

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Brb I’m going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

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  • Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.

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    • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Honestly, I don’t even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.

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• kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sadly doesn’t exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂

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• siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Franzia really stepped up it’s game.

  Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It’s not, like, an amazing wine…but it’s inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I’m not tempted to finish the bottle.

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  • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    SLAP THE BAG

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Plastic is problematic though

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  • StarMerchant938@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      True, but for $~20 I can buy like, a six-pack of premium domestic beer, a 4-pack of craft beer, or 3-5 litres of wine. Box wine is the clear value winner, and tastes significantly better than cheap beer.

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Similarly to how wine bottles with metal caps used to be frowned upon, because “all quality wines were bottled with corks”. I’ve had both awful and great wines from both corked and capped bottles.

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This and I want some boxing sex training too please!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!

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    • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And then you failed it? That sucks, dude :(

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• SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ok but fr fr I have a chair thing like that (no tube ofc) and it’s the most ridiculously comfortable thing you could ever want to sit and be lazy on because if you fall asleep it’s still comfortable af. (It’s not a beanbag, it’s full of polyfill and foam block)

  Add alcohol to it and you’ll never get up, even if you don’t like wine.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    no tube ofc

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The basic white bitches population will be reduced…

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A reason to live, but a vehicle for death :(

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    they should

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally they released the Esquie plushy.

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  • danciestlobster@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My first thought as well

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t it get warm from the body heat?

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That much thermal mass would stay room temp for a while, probably longer than you are conscious. I recommend a cab.

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• andybytes@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Alcoholism is gross. Stop having kids. Abortion abortion abortion

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ll drink to that!

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