It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine
Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I’d wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing
exasperation@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn’t fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I mean, I didn’t expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn’t find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom’s side of the family.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said “its cause you like wine so much!”. She took it really well.
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it’d go right past funny straight into “a personal slight upon my honor” territory.
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve met a few middle aged women that could use that glass unironically.
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Sadly doesn’t exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂
siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 3 weeks ago
Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Brb I’m going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.
meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Honestly, I don’t even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Franzia really stepped up it’s game.
Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It’s not, like, an amazing wine…but it’s inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I’m not tempted to finish the bottle.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Plastic is problematic though
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SLAP THE BAG
StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
True, but for $~20 I can buy like, a six-pack of premium domestic beer, a 4-pack of craft beer, or 3-5 litres of wine. Box wine is the clear value winner, and tastes significantly better than cheap beer.
Dicska@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Similarly to how wine bottles with metal caps used to be frowned upon, because “all quality wines were bottled with corks”. I’ve had both awful and great wines from both corked and capped bottles.
Dicska@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Chev@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Ok but fr fr I have a chair thing like that (no tube ofc) and it’s the most ridiculously comfortable thing you could ever want to sit and be lazy on because if you fall asleep it’s still comfortable af. (It’s not a beanbag, it’s full of polyfill and foam block)
Add alcohol to it and you’ll never get up, even if you don’t like wine.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!
kungen@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
And then you failed it? That sucks, dude :(
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The basic white bitches population will be reduced…
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
A reason to live, but a vehicle for death :(
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
they should
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 weeks ago
Finally they released the Esquie plushy.
danciestlobster@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
My first thought as well
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wouldn’t it get warm from the body heat?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That much thermal mass would stay room temp for a while, probably longer than you are conscious. I recommend a cab.
halvar@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
why yes i use that comically large beanbag chair as a wine making barrel thanks for asking
andybytes@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Alcoholism is gross. Stop having kids. Abortion abortion abortion
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ll drink to that!
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 weeks ago
Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Well, we each have our talents.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You must have an interesting family.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that’s not such a worry