Aurenkin

@Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I cannot tell you a way my life has genuinely gotten better since the advent of "smart" phones.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair enough. My life would be quite a bit worse without it personally. Nobody is forcing you to have one though, if it’s genuinely not doing it for you you can always get a dumb phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live virus samples lost in major Queensland lab breach⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It might even drive me to stop drinking!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says Zelensky is ready for 'deal' with Russia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure Russia will really stick to the deal this time guys for sure. We’ll get them to pinky promise and everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Fly Me to the Moon” is a stupid song. You want to know what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars? Extremely unpleasant.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now look, there’s the moon and mars but if you want to visit the middle of the Milky Way that’s a whole different kind of operation my friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Fly Me to the Moon” is a stupid song. You want to know what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars? Extremely unpleasant.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah and you want to play among the stars? They are all lightyears away from each other so you’d just be playing in empty space. Makes no sense at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you want for Christmas?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very curious that you’d get an odd number of pairs though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is China striding past Europe, America and Japan on nuclear fusion?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on guys, fusion can only be achieved by coming together

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think so!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spock > Rock > Dock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia’s social media ban for kids under 16 just became law. How it will work remains a mystery⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the neat part

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BACK IT UP⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly, that’s why I’m so fat and unhealthy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putin hints at strikes on West in 'global' Ukraine war⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More small stick diplomacy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solution for the Trolley Problem⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Philosophers hate this one weird trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AAAAAHHHHH⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t tell me what to do. My objectives are beyond your understanding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia hardware chain breached privacy with facial recognition — commission report⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please stand with your feet in the circle, remove any hats or glasses and look straight ahead before receiving your snag

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian mining company to pay Mali junta $160m for release of CEO⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, a get rich quick scheme without troubling ethical implications

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got some plans for the weekend...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s going to be a banger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hong Kong political freedoms in spotlight during bumper trial week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hang on, I see the spotlight but there doesn’t seem to be anything there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer, I summon thee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you must answer these security questions three

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to go to the Soup Store⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same deal with fishing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China's push for more babies as demographic crisis deepens lacks real incentives, analysts say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There may be some policy decisions making this especially problematic in this case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who was our best Prime Minister and why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s taken decades for future ‘leaders’ to water down the incredible things he achieved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calcrelatable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was the other way around and CE was clear entry, C was clear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't trust like that.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clever, clever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or if they don’t bother to read the instructions they uploaded

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The peer reviews are downright diabolical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn, must've just missed him⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Must have been the wind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah yes, regression⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One line best-fits all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired, boss.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cast it into the washer…clean it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you deploy in 10 seconds?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you need to add some sleep statements somewhere in your deployment scripts if you want to deploy in 10 seconds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink it, I dare ya⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it seems Wikipedia was wrong at least about the second half of that sentence