Aurenkin

@Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, we each have our talents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to hold onto a subway pole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RFK Jr. Poses for Weird Photos With Argentina's President as They Plot Alternative to World Health Organization⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  World Health Organisation for Morons (WHOM)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I was a kid, "thongs" were footwear...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you’re feeling hot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I understand this will be controversial amoungst scrubs who never got gud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shhh…let people enjoy things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When you read someone’s mind you involuntarily blurt out everything you read.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lil' secret⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Relationships are all about a healthy dose of communication manipulation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gravity sucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can literally defeat gravity by rubbing a balloon on your head…what a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memes, the DNA of the soul⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, memes and the other thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink deep, my loves. As it ever was and will be, this too shall pass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Live and drink, friends

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to crack youtube ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Less incentive to pander to the sensitivities of advertisers too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kangaroo 'tries to drown' man in Australian floodwaters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  as he told Ms Lees that just 12 months ago he had fended off another attack, that time by a great white shark.

  “I feel like they’re trying to kill me, all these animals,” he reportedly said.

  Bloody hell, I wouldn’t be going outside for a while

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catchiest video game song?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m making a note here, huge success…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me a bit of the setting for the Red Alert series of games. Although there they actually go back in time and kill Hitler so different from the scenario in this post but the possible alternate timelines are fun to think about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Typing is woke…oh crap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's bad man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until 420

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being called a loser for liking animation while the entire world is falling for AI slop is beyond.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember everyone, do your best to erase your personality and everything that might make you interesting so people might be interested in you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump hails Air Force One 'gift' after Qatari luxury jet reports⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Such selfless, kind hearted people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heghog⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This hedgehog looks familiar somehow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More than 40% of electricity used in Australia’s main power grid at start of year was renewable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on, man. Literally the first sentence of the article. Start of the year means between January and March. Those months are now in the past, hence the use of ‘was’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"A watched pot never boils" is actually advice for keeping your pot from boiling. Because a soup boiled is a soup spoiled.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why you can’t boil the ocean. It’s so big someone somewhere is always looking at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone uses 4d chess as the example of more intense gambits when 3d chess should suffice because chess is a 2d game⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer 5d chess, myself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kremlin says Russia ready for mass mobilization like in WWII 'at any moment'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Will they be able to have enough scooters and donkeys for them all though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Math is amazing!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello type conversion, my old friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Math is amazing!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  910

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Math is amazing!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A minority Labor government could be truly progressive – and the conservatives know it | Lenore Taylor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I thought that was the whole point of a parliamentary system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨something's got to give⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From $30 parmigianas to $15 pints, can Australia still afford the pub?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I beg your Parma?