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Submitted 16 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
You can always trust @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to chime in with the wholesome memes.
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
I’m starting to remember his name and I don’t want to 🤢
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
My girlfriend does this to me during sex.
Redex68@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Please cease existing.
nthavoc@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
I can just feel this image. This is just the worst thing I could have seen tonight. Good job.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Ok. Where did I put my eye gauging spoon.
wabafee@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Kind of reminds me of peeling a banana.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
If you peel it from the other end you don’t get strings. My department in college had a thing about it to the point I don’t like bananas anymore.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Wait until this happens to your foreskin.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
z500@startrek.website 15 hours ago
Where we’re going we won’t need fingernails
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 15 hours ago
Where is @FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com when you need him?
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Thanks Mr Dinosaur man!
toynbee@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.
This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
You joke, but I’m missing a nail on one of my big toes and it’s so much more comfortable and less hassle that I kind of wish all my toenails were gone.
…not so sure about fingernails though. They’re pretty useful for picking things up or praying things open.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Is your toe nail completely missing, or do you still have some root growing? I have two that have a bit of root that just grows and gets uncomfortable until I pull it out. Not sure is trade the rest of my nails for that tbh
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I’ve got one fucky nail and every two weeks I’ve gotta pull it with tweezers because it grows in cup shaped and the point of the cup is too pointy for my delicate toesies. I’m thinking about burning it off with silver nitrate.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
When you refuse to give answers when tortured! You clearly are no rat. 🙌
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
No.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
The perfect hand doesn’t ex-
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Please tell me this is AI
raltoid@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Fuck you.
Just fuck you and quick attacking me
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Go rinse them fingertips in vinegar.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
I used to get this all the time. Now, if I get a hangnail, I liberally drench my hands in lotion, and put on nitrile gloves for an hour or so to force it to soak in.
A family friend gets me Gojo Hand Medic, which my fragile masculinity appreciates.
I also found it works well for breaking in leather work gloves.
Naz@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Stop eating your cuticles, lol
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Can’t stop. Won’t stop.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
This appears to be a lack of melatonin. When you get sun, there should at least be some pigment.
tourist@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Melatonin is what makes people sleep
You’re thinking of melinoma
asbestos@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Melinoma if what makes people have cancer
You’re thinking of melancholy
digger@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
I’m not going to tell you how long I looked at this, expecting to find loss or Saddam Hussein.
residentmarchant@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
My first thought was “holding a dick” then I went to these memes
funkajunk@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
That’s a girthy dick
random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I did, till I started using soaps without SLS compounds.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
It’s a shame that every sink in every public toilets, workplace toilets or other people’s house still has soap with Sodium Laureth Sulphate in. Even the products that say “gentle on skin” tend to be full of the stuff.
I tried various moisturisers for years with not a lot of effect. Swapping my soap, shower gel and shampoo for ones without SLS in them really made such a difference, and so quickly.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Moisturizer
Get a brand called Cetaphil and use it on your hands every day or whenever they dry out.
I’ve worked in construction and I like working as a mechanic in my own vehicles … it means my bare hands get exposed to a lot of dirt, sand, mud, metal, oil and chemicals … which means I have to wash with lots of soap and chemicals. In the winter it’s worse in the dry cold air.
So my hands get dry chapped and even cracked and start bleeding. My skin is so cracked and broken now that I can no longer use my finger print ID on my phone. I’ve tried resetting it multiple times but a new crack forms and then no longer works again.
For years I put up with it and pretended I was a man that didn’t need help … but I got sick and tired of it and started using moisturizer and I really don’t care what anyone says about it.
I still get dry cracked skin but not as often and not as severe.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I have similar problems and have found many solutions, but Vaseline and cotton gloves overnight are freaking amazing. Kinda gross though. It’s like the nuclear treatment, afterwhich normal moisturizer works for maintenance.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
I don’t blame you … when your skin is literally melting into blistering flesh, you will try anything to save yourself. I remember when it first happened about 15 years ago, it went from a small open sore to full blown skin melting all over my hand, forearm up to my elbow the reaction was so strong. I was bandaged up to the elbow for about a month before I saw a dermatologist and it was scary because I thought I was done for and that it would only get worse.
So any nuclear option that is gross, ugly, weird or just strange is fine by me as long as it works.
Like the old saying … ‘If it looks stupid but it works, then it isn’t stupid’
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Pain relief O’Keefes. Stuff is miracles.
Am electrician, I carve my hands up all the time.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
I tried a bunch of them including O’Keefes but I’m allergic to something and I’ve had the skin on my hands break out in blisters. I can abuse them with motor oil and auto chemicals but if some weird skin lotion ingredient gets into a crack in my skin, my skin literally just starts to break down for some reason.
Cetaphil is the only one I’ve found that doesn’t have any weird ingredients … it was recommended by the dermatologist that treated me during a really bad break out. Haven’t had a problem since.
9point6@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I swear by O’Keefes “working hands”
It’s one of the few moisturisers that doesn’t leave my hands feeling greasy
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Cerave is even better than O’Keefes
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just dabbing a tiny bit on the the backs of your fingernails and rubbing them against each other to spread it only on your cuticles. No slimy fingerpads or palms, and it really helps.
shalafi@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Mom turned me onto corn husker’s oil. Figured since we shared genes, and it worked for her, might as well. Shit is the bomb. Tiny dab’ll do ya, doesn’t leave your hands greasy, dries fast, works fast, cheap, all that.
My fingertips split in cold and dry air. Apparently I got a weird gene from great grandma, never met another person with the problem. Tiny crack across the tip, skin dies and turns hard, splits deeper, rinse and repeat. And the pain is stunning, like having an infected splinter stuck in your fingertip. Got that shit this year working outside in February and into March. Only took a few nights of using corn husker’s oil, GTG.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Those cracks are called skin fissures.
De4dSpace@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
My Grannie told me to lotion up and wear rubber gloves while sleeping to help my dry hands. I only did once, but I am now adamant about keeping my hands moistized and covered during the winter work weeks. My job is messy so I don’t mind at all.
I will keep that oil in mind if it ever gets out of hand again.
rbos@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
I find just snipping off the skin tags with clippers keeps it from going too far.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
That’s like wiping your nose until it’s a bloody stump. Your hands are falling apart because they’re dry. Moisturize!
rbos@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
Sure. That works preventatively. Once you have the peeling, best to clip and sanitize.
philophilsaurus@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
The problem is they’re never around when I need them 🙃
dan69@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The clean hands club!!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
Such is the nature of my work. Is that what caused this?
brezel@piefed.social 16 hours ago
No.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just putting a
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Guys, they got Mouselemming
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Augh, I’m okay but so embarrassed!
Just gonna add, you can use a stick of lip balm on cuticles!
UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Why did I get in this thread 😨
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 16 hours ago
tpihkal@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Your hands look like my hands. Have you been complimented on your lunula?
El_guapazo@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
You need something with hydrocortisone to soothe. Not just a lotion
Tracaine@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Yes but I have acral deciduous skin syndrome.
wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 15 hours ago
Dermatophagia is a bitch.
Get some of that nail polish that prevents you from biting your nails and tastes really sour and put it on your skin instead of your nails. It won’t stop you from biting necessarily but it will stop you from unconsciously biting.
Flying_Dutch_Rudder@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Hand lotion and learn how to give yourself a manicure. 5 minutes a week and your hands will thank you.
pyr0ball@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Hello Anxiety, my old friend…
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
All my life
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Your hands are dry. Use moisturizer. Or lather your hands in Vaseline before bed and sleep with cotton gloves. You will have a new set of hands in the morning.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn’t have a problem with it?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
No.
Moisturize with lotion, especially if you wash them very frequently or have other underlying skin conditions such as pet allergies.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
If your cuticles do this on their own, or you notice pitting on or under your nails, it might be an early sign of psoriasis.
Broadfern@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
My sibling in Christ Please Drink Some Water
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
I did until like a week ago.
I’d had enough as they hurt and wasn’t getting better, I do a lot of rock climbing so the chalk makes the issue worse, plus I have not been doing great mentally so diet and hydration was awful.
What I did:
My nails are better now. My mental health not so much but one step at a time.
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I’m positive 95% of your results came just from drinking more water. when your hands look like the picture, it’s almost definitely because you’re chronically dehydrated.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 hours ago
I am not so sure. As I said in the post I drink a lot of water.
So I wake up and have a cup of tea and for evening meal I have a can of Pepsi. Everything else in the day is just water and never less than 1.5 litres.
For me at least I think it was the climbing chalk and poor eating habits so lacking vitamins. I guess I’ll never truly know and it’s good advice to be hydrated.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I think the vitamin deficiency is more likely, I have similar issues. Lived in Phoenix for years and had a water bottle on hand all the time, it’s a part of the bigger picture but not the main driver I’d surmise.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I didn’t know about the nail ridges-vitamin deficiency thing until my lady told me recently, makes sense. She got me a case of the ensure plus for extra calories to supplement through the day and it does help. Eat some veggies, get some sunlight, maybe go to a shelter and walk some dogs. Hopefully the physical elevates the mental, I’m in a similar spot and hope you get feeling better internet stranger 👍
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
Thank you for this.
I already do plenty of walking as if I didn’t I don’t think I’d be here honestly. I might look into ensure as I’ve had them from the doctor when my diet has been poor in the past.
Don’t know if you’re the same but life’s like a rollercoaster man. One minute I’m doing good and mentally happy the next I can’t get out of bed and off YouTube.
It’s like I’m just passing as much time as possible with no end goal in mind. Just death at the end.
Sorry for being dark.
PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
This is very relatable. Can I ask you about your age? I’m 35 and struggling with eating enough my whole life.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours ago
I’m early 40’s. Never really had a big appetite and just saw food as a means to not die, but things are untenable right now.