I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
TRUCKIN'
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Hikuro93@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That bitch hated patriotism.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck.
His profile pic is a flag.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
probably because she didn’t fit
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
medgremlin@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)
P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross
LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
As a former yachtbuilder om worried over allowed cargo on that boat
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
wheelie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Ten thousand crunches every morning
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers
errer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kingpin body
spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have to respect the confidence.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Absolute unit
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
clearly he’s completely over her
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
It’s also indicative of extreme liver damage
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I mean, my doctor told me mine was bigger than normal. But I didn’t look anything even close to homie
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Amateur
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Lol!
Bring it!
I’ve been on my couch for close to a year. What you got?
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick
(Can’t find it dubbed… sorry 😅 youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.
I didn’t know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don’t need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you’re going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you’re exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.
Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we’ve adopted just isn’t healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Coca cola original recipe for the masses!
sowitzer@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
But that picture is real. And I’ll say it “this specific person deserves to be judged!”
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Shit, I am judging them…
Thanks for making me figure out for myself.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don’t judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You weren’t as committed.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Fuck me. Kinda glad I got back into social circles, let’s call it socialism.
madgepickles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
tauren@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
OUT OF JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
and they let straight people adopt children, yikes
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who will be able to afford ubereats?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks.
Wilco@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The 75 mph 40 ton AI driven trolley problem … coming soon to an interstate near you! Will the semi swerve to kill the family of 5 in the Dodge Caravan, or continue forward and smash through the construction site to kill one construction worker.
You could also play a 70 mph hour version of “Red Light/Green Light” when the autonomous semi truck randomly slams its breaks and does a hard stop on the interstate because it’s LiDAR system suddenly perceived an overpass or guard rail on a curve as a brick wall.
We have 20 years before autonomous trucks are a threat to trucking careers … but about 3 years before they are a threat to everyone on the road.
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
iii@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Now that’s confidence
melisdrawing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
That’s actually guts
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He may have some liver fat
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He has the liver of ten thousand beers
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
He could be into inflation play.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
Oh frig’ off Randy bo bandy!
HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Proud of what, getting divorced?
czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
There’s my prince!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You hear that ladies? He is single.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He already said he was a trucker.
pewpew@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
He is the truck
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
letsgo@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts
missandry351@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
With a belly this big I’m sure has some health issues going on there
Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It should say, I drive truck
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
this guy kicks ass
Iapar@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Making this your profile picture takes guts.
tektite@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Or just one big one
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
he’s proud of that belly
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 weeks ago
I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.
rollerbang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂