As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
TRUCKIN'
Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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conditional_soup@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
medgremlin@midwest.social 18 hours ago
As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)
P1k1e@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross
LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 17 hours ago
As a former yachtbuilder om worried over allowed cargo on that boat
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Hikuro93@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
That bitch hated patriotism.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck.
His profile pic is a flag.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
probably because she didn’t fit
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
wheelie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
twice_hatch@midwest.social 1 day ago
Ten thousand crunches every morning
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers
errer@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Kingpin body
spirinolas@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I have to respect the confidence.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Absolute unit
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
clearly he’s completely over her
MissJinx@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
He may have some liver fat
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
He has the liver of ten thousand beers
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 hours ago
He could be into inflation play.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
madgepickles@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
tauren@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
OUT OF JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
and they let straight people adopt children, yikes
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Who will be able to afford ubereats?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 20 hours ago
and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks.
Wilco@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
The 75 mph 40 ton AI driven trolley problem … coming soon to an interstate near you! Will the semi swerve to kill the family of 5 in the Dodge Caravan, or continue forward and smash through the construction site to kill one construction worker.
You could also play a 70 mph hour version of “Red Light/Green Light” when the autonomous semi truck randomly slams its breaks and does a hard stop on the interstate because it’s LiDAR system suddenly perceived an overpass or guard rail on a curve as a brick wall.
We have 20 years before autonomous trucks are a threat to trucking careers … but about 3 years before they are a threat to everyone on the road.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you’re going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you’re exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.
Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we’ve adopted just isn’t healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda
BakerBagel@midwest.social 21 hours ago
It’s also indicative of extreme liver damage
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
I mean, my doctor told me mine was bigger than normal. But I didn’t look anything even close to homie
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Amateur
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Lol!
Bring it!
I’ve been on my couch for close to a year. What you got?
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick
(Can’t find it dubbed… sorry 😅 youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.
I didn’t know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don’t need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.
sowitzer@lemm.ee 21 hours ago
How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
But that picture is real. And I’ll say it “this specific person deserves to be judged!”
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Shit, I am judging them…
Thanks for making me figure out for myself.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don’t judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
You weren’t as committed.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Fuck me. Kinda glad I got back into social circles, let’s call it socialism.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
He already said he was a trucker.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
You hear that ladies? He is single.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 19 hours ago
There’s my prince!
pewpew@feddit.it 13 hours ago
He is the truck
Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 22 hours ago
Oh frig’ off Randy bo bandy!
HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 21 hours ago
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 20 hours ago
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??
iii@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Now that’s confidence
melisdrawing@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
That’s actually guts
Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
It should say, I drive truck
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Proud of what, getting divorced?
czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Add Friend
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 21 hours ago
letsgo@lemm.ee 16 hours ago
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
Reminds me of www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts
missandry351@lemmings.world 18 hours ago
With a belly this big I’m sure has some health issues going on there
Iapar@feddit.org 21 hours ago
Making this your profile picture takes guts.
tektite@slrpnk.net 21 hours ago
Or just one big one
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
he’s proud of that belly
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 20 hours ago
I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.
rollerbang@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂