It should say, I drive truck
TRUCKIN'
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 months ago
He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He already said he was a trucker.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He may have some liver fat
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He has the liver of ten thousand beers
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
He could be into inflation play.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
pewpew@feddit.it 11 months ago
He is the truck
MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You hear that ladies? He is single.
missandry351@lemmings.world 11 months ago
With a belly this big I’m sure has some health issues going on there
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 11 months ago
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conditional_soup@lemm.ee 11 months ago
As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
As a former yachtbuilder om worried over allowed cargo on that boat
medgremlin@midwest.social 11 months ago
As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)
P1k1e@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
There’s my prince!
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
clearly he’s completely over her
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 months ago
letsgo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Reminds me of www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts
madgepickles@lemmy.world 11 months ago
well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 months ago
and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks.
Wilco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The 75 mph 40 ton AI driven trolley problem … coming soon to an interstate near you! Will the semi swerve to kill the family of 5 in the Dodge Caravan, or continue forward and smash through the construction site to kill one construction worker.
You could also play a 70 mph hour version of “Red Light/Green Light” when the autonomous semi truck randomly slams its breaks and does a hard stop on the interstate because it’s LiDAR system suddenly perceived an overpass or guard rail on a curve as a brick wall.
We have 20 years before autonomous trucks are a threat to trucking careers … but about 3 years before they are a threat to everyone on the road.
tauren@lemm.ee 11 months ago
OUT OF JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
and they let straight people adopt children, yikes
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Who will be able to afford ubereats?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now
Iapar@feddit.org 11 months ago
Making this your profile picture takes guts.
rollerbang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
he’s proud of that belly
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 months ago
I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.
tektite@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Or just one big one
Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 11 months ago
Oh frig’ off Randy bo bandy!
HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 11 months ago
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??
abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Absolute unitspirinolas@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have to respect the confidence.
wheelie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
errer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Kingpin body
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers
twice_hatch@midwest.social 11 months ago
Ten thousand crunches every morning
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you’re going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you’re exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.
Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we’ve adopted just isn’t healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Coca cola original recipe for the masses!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You weren’t as committed.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Fuck me. Kinda glad I got back into social circles, let’s call it socialism.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 months ago
It’s also indicative of extreme liver damage
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I mean, my doctor told me mine was bigger than normal. But I didn’t look anything even close to homie
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick
(Can’t find it dubbed… sorry 😅 youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.
I didn’t know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don’t need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.
sowitzer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
But that picture is real. And I’ll say it “this specific person deserves to be judged!”
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Shit, I am judging them…
Thanks for making me figure out for myself.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don’t judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Amateur
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Lol!
Bring it!
I’ve been on my couch for close to a year. What you got?
Hikuro93@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That bitch hated patriotism.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck.
His profile pic is a flag.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
probably because she didn’t fit
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Proud of what, getting divorced?
czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.
iii@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Now that’s confidence
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
That’s actually guts
melisdrawing@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 11 months ago
this guy kicks ass