And yet, unhitched from the menial task of transportation, the average horse today enjoys a far better quality of life than the average pre-car horse. Why? Horse girls. You see, now that the market demand for horses is no longer based on actual horsepower, horses can render the service of “just being themselves” for those who appreciate that most (in much more forgiving circumstances). In this way, horses truly are forever… and the real losers really are mankind. And its machines. In this essay, I will
It doesn’t make sense to use automobiles. Imagine having to build out paved roads everywhere and also set up stations along these roads to refuel. Just completely impractical.
kabi@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I once thought I saw a real horse. Turned out it was just a unicorn that lost its horn
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I hear age can make you less horny.
Lommy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like can you even imagine?
kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
It’s kinda weird that between unicorns, centaurs, giraffes, and horses, horses are the only made-up ones. Like come on, it’s a centaur with a dumb face, but instead of a chest and arms it’s just more neck?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, living with !horseblindness@lemmy.world is really tough…