EmoDuck
@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Seeing a sticker blocking a macbook's logo makes me realise it's a macbook more than just seeing the apple 6 days ago:
I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quick 1 week ago:
France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation
- Comment on Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor? 1 month ago:
I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice
Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple can be just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet
- Comment on Eureka 1 month ago:
But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder
- Comment on Very thankful 2 months ago:
Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this
- Comment on The phrase "Pics or it didn't happen" is largely meaningless now that AI is a thing. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Hideo 1 2 months ago:
Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love section
- Comment on xkcd #2976: Time Traveler Causes of Death 2 months ago:
Autoerotic asphyxiation
- Comment on xkcd #2973: Ferris Wheels 3 months ago:
TL: “Fire on the Highfield-music festival Ferris wheel in flames”
- Comment on 86' Fleetwood Bounder 3 months ago:
This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed
- Comment on Do it 3 months ago:
Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm”
- Comment on To distinguish between the word woman and women, we change the A to an E, but only change the pronunciation on the O. 3 months ago:
- Comment on Why do people complain about multiple streaming platforms existing? 3 months ago:
The problem is exclusive rights.
If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.
You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.
In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.
In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.
But alas, this is not a perfect world
- Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth? 3 months ago:
So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?
- Comment on Amazon should've made Prime Day fall on a date corresponding to an actual three-digit prime number. 4 months ago:
How the hell is 717 not a prime number? Who fucked that up? I vote we just change that
- Comment on I should be banned from using microwaves 4 months ago:
I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.
Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you
- Comment on Kami 4 months ago:
Meanwhile, a perfectly logical English sentence:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
- Comment on Prequel dialogue 4 months ago:
Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs
- Comment on Also, you have been turned into a worm. 4 months ago:
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
- Comment on the truth 5 months ago:
Spaghetti > Meatball
- Comment on a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? 5 months ago:
That’s how you get Bretons
- Comment on Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive? 6 months ago:
You dropped this, king: 🤓
- Comment on Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive? 6 months ago:
Meiwes then ran Brandes a bath, before going to read a Star Trek book, while checking on Brandes every fifteen minutes…
Wonder which book he was reading
- Comment on Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive? 6 months ago:
With Armin Meiwes it was argued that the victim couldn’t consent to being killed because he wasn’t mentally sound. And he wasn’t mentally sound because he consented to being killed.
I could imagine that if you could convince a court that you are mentally sound beforehand, you could have someone legally murder you.
The whole eating thing is actually treated somewhat separately because that falls under disturbing the dead
- Comment on Duality of life 6 months ago:
Having to pass exams vs learning for fun
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 6 months ago:
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it’s often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don’t want a full beer
- Comment on It is very therapeutic to garden, though. 6 months ago:
CHAZ was such a bizarre fever dream
- Comment on xkcd #2929: Good and Bad Ideas 6 months ago:
Wouldn’t maggot poo or the eventual maggot corpses cause problems?
- Comment on Kevin may try to sleep with you 6 months ago:
The accident comedy from the post right below
- Comment on The prophecy has been fulfilled 6 months ago:
Wouldn’t Orbama make a lot more sense?
