EmoDuck
@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Also, you have been turned into a worm. 2 days ago:
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
- Comment on the truth 1 week ago:
Spaghetti > Meatball
- Comment on a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? 5 weeks ago:
That’s how you get Bretons
- Comment on Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive? 1 month ago:
You dropped this, king: 🤓
- Comment on Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive? 1 month ago:
Meiwes then ran Brandes a bath, before going to read a Star Trek book, while checking on Brandes every fifteen minutes…
Wonder which book he was reading
- Comment on Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive? 1 month ago:
With Armin Meiwes it was argued that the victim couldn’t consent to being killed because he wasn’t mentally sound. And he wasn’t mentally sound because he consented to being killed.
I could imagine that if you could convince a court that you are mentally sound beforehand, you could have someone legally murder you.
The whole eating thing is actually treated somewhat separately because that falls under disturbing the dead
- Comment on Duality of life 1 month ago:
Having to pass exams vs learning for fun
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 1 month ago:
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it’s often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don’t want a full beer
- Comment on It is very therapeutic to garden, though. 1 month ago:
CHAZ was such a bizarre fever dream
- Comment on xkcd #2929: Good and Bad Ideas 1 month ago:
Wouldn’t maggot poo or the eventual maggot corpses cause problems?
- Comment on Kevin may try to sleep with you 1 month ago:
The accident comedy from the post right below
- Comment on The prophecy has been fulfilled 1 month ago:
Wouldn’t Orbama make a lot more sense?
- Comment on A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE. 2 months ago:
People just had a much better work ethic back then
- Comment on AI nowaday is like Bluetooth 20 years ago: they put it everywhere where it's almost never useful 2 months ago:
To be fair, we only know where Bluetooth is useful because we put it in a lot of places where it wasn’t useful
- Comment on xkcd #2920: Survey Marker 2 months ago:
In reality, updating a database to change the coordinates of a location would not physically move items at the location. Arguably, if they did, no-one would much notice, since everything surrounding them should similarly move simultaneously to its corrected position as well.
That’s very reassuring, guess I can take my ground harness off then
- Comment on Considering that Pokemon are stored as computer files, tools like PKHeX probably exist in the Pokemon world too 2 months ago:
Pokemon is stored in the pokeballs
- Comment on We don't really work 9 to 5 but still call our job 9-to-5 2 months ago:
I always thought 9 to 5 was the actual standard american working time. I also thought it was weirdly late.
So at what time do Americans actually work?
- Comment on 1,500-year-old burial of lynx with 4 dogs stacked on it puzzles archaeologists 2 months ago:
Ceremonial purpose
- Comment on Hey Konosuba S3 E2 just got released! 2 months ago:
When Invincible first came out I watched it on Amazon Prime because I happen to have it at the time.
But I hated the layout and the video player so much that I ended up switching back to my favorite pirate site
- Comment on We are beings made of atoms in the universe, who are studying atoms in the universe 2 months ago:
The Boltzmann brain theory gives the idea that it’s more likely for a brain to spawn, complete with memories, in the middle of space than it is for science to have developed (and continue developing) the way it did.
But what if that brain’s knowledge if the universe is wrong? What if matter, should it even exist, is not made from atoms and that brain just thinks that?
- Comment on finna get crunk off the bob 2nite 2 months ago:
Drink responsibility!
- Comment on Is the combined knowledge of humanity safer than it has ever been? 2 months ago:
Just a stone toss away from the World Seed Bank is the Arctic World Archive which houses tons of data in an arctic vault that can last up to a thousand years.
- Comment on the one time peter got death note 💀 3 months ago:
And surprisingly well, I might add
- Comment on those damn vegans! 3 months ago:
I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.
80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
- Comment on Looking for emotional game recommendations 3 months ago:
Rage and anger are emotions so I’d suggest League of Legends
- Comment on Someone fucked up in the design of this stuffed animals tail 3 months ago:
Don’t try to hide what you are, your mind may be strange but beautiful in it’s own way ❤️
- Comment on What are some good games with *zero* replayability? 3 months ago:
I replayed it a few years ago with a meele only playthrough. I had to use the pistol a few times but all in all it was more fun than the original play through.
There is a plasmid that lets you dash into an enemies face, which I combined with perks give your sky hook shock damage and an execute.
- Comment on modern tech 3 months ago:
Cue to Spider-Man rambling about how chai already means tea
- Comment on On social media we have these huge conversations where nobody involved has any actual experience. They're just repeating what other people said. Isn't that literally insane? 4 months ago:
PSA: The antagonist of FarCry 3 is not a credible source for what does or doesn’t constitute “literally insane”
- Comment on Attacking the big problems 4 months ago:
There seem to be a couple of loops where you always end up circling between the same through pages