EmoDuck
@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on YSK: Gas stoves cause cancer 3 days ago:
Induction is best in theory, however in practice it’s unfortunately often paired with these shitty buttonless capacitive controls that are harder to decipher that hieroglyphics as well as “”“smart”“” features
They do still sell induction stoves with classic dumb buttons but they are either hard to come buy or aimed at professional chefs, which instantly adds two zeros to their price
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
The title is somewhat ambiguous on weather the daughter also lives in France, so I’m assuming she still lives in her original, non-French speaking country but just talks to you in French now
- Comment on We should have a WET timezone 2 weeks ago:
Upvoted for pointing out what made me upvote this post
- Comment on Should I be Concerned? 3 weeks ago:
Holy shit, I love things. Some of my favorite things are things
- Comment on xkcd #3047: Rotary Tool 3 weeks ago:
“Sidereal” pronounced /saɪˈdɪəriəl, sə-/ sy-DEER-ee-əl, sə-
- Comment on It's just a Planck bro 3 weeks ago:
Nah, I can imagine half a plank length Image
- Comment on Head Canon 4 weeks ago:
Say, what would one have to look up if they were interested of the further plot of the comic strip on the left?
- Comment on New year new brew 1 month ago:
A volumetric flask is for general mixing and titration. You wouldn’t apply heat to a volumetric flask. That’s what a boiling flask is for. Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class?
- Comment on Fashion is cyclical 2 months ago:
I read “Orcas” as “Oscar” for a second was very surprised as to what gad happened to the academy awards
- Comment on Seeing a sticker blocking a macbook's logo makes me realise it's a macbook more than just seeing the apple 3 months ago:
I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quick 3 months ago:
France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation
- Comment on Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor? 5 months ago:
I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice
Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple can be just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet
- Comment on Eureka 5 months ago:
But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder
- Comment on Very thankful 5 months ago:
Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this
- Comment on The phrase "Pics or it didn't happen" is largely meaningless now that AI is a thing. 5 months ago:
- Comment on Hideo 1 6 months ago:
Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love section
- Comment on xkcd #2976: Time Traveler Causes of Death 6 months ago:
Autoerotic asphyxiation
- Comment on xkcd #2973: Ferris Wheels 6 months ago:
TL: “Fire on the Highfield-music festival Ferris wheel in flames”
- Comment on 86' Fleetwood Bounder 6 months ago:
This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed
- Comment on Do it 6 months ago:
Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm”
- Comment on To distinguish between the word woman and women, we change the A to an E, but only change the pronunciation on the O. 6 months ago:
- Comment on Why do people complain about multiple streaming platforms existing? 6 months ago:
The problem is exclusive rights.
If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.
You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.
In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.
In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.
But alas, this is not a perfect world
- Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth? 6 months ago:
So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?
- Comment on Amazon should've made Prime Day fall on a date corresponding to an actual three-digit prime number. 7 months ago:
How the hell is 717 not a prime number? Who fucked that up? I vote we just change that
- Comment on I should be banned from using microwaves 7 months ago:
I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.
Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you
- Comment on Kami 7 months ago:
Meanwhile, a perfectly logical English sentence:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
- Comment on Prequel dialogue 7 months ago:
Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs
- Comment on Also, you have been turned into a worm. 8 months ago:
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
- Comment on the truth 8 months ago:
Spaghetti > Meatball
- Comment on a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? 9 months ago:
That’s how you get Bretons
