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This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨oakey66@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • stevegiblets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?

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    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not unless it’s fleshy.

      Image

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      • stevegiblets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Maybe it’s sub-dermal. that’s the sort of thing our planet’s finest mind would do. What a gift to mankind he is.

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  • WiseScorpio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.

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  • Jollyllama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What happened to his ozempic bod?

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  • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think he’s an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.

    Hypocritical much?

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    • parrhesia@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There are also people that aren’t so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research

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    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      While I’m not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Using intolerance against the intolerant isn’t intolerant though.

      If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it’s morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.

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      • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That is almost the dumbest thing I’ve read on this website today.

        You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.

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      • ruplicant@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?

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  • Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine

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  • Chivera@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Behold the master race

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The butt implants were a mistake.

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

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  • Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

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    • WhatSay@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal

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    • martin4598@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s what you get with steroids ans no sport.

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  • KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.

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    • b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Could you please name one of these “commies”?

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      • KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sure, just not for you.

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t loop us into that nonsense. It’s 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you’re getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie

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      • KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I find it interesting when people like you chime in without realizing the history behind the word “commie”. Good for you. Ignorance is key to remaining under a dictator.

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    • 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What commies? This makes no sense?!

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      • KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Putin is a hard line communist. Do you know what that means? And I’m not talking about the socioeconomic philosophy of communism, I’m referring to the oppressive totalitarian “commies” who slaughtered millions of Russians and set up the entire “black market” economy (now called “oligarchs”).

        History is important in understanding context.

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      • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think it was a Freudian slip

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth

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  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing…

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.

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  • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…

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  • anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

    All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

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    • oakey66@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yep

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    • pfwood178@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Too much HGH

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    • rippersnapper@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He’s not going to like it, but what he’s trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

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      • GaMEChld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Can’t he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.

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      • redlemace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?

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      • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we’ve seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.

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  • jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    a lot of things about this picture look fake

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  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d agree with you if there wasn’t unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same…just a lot more difficult to look at.

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s for boys. Teddy wears one too. It’s called a boydle.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was gonna call it a corset.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that

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  • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.

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      • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        A saxophone at least.

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    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The President is behind him too. I don’t like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.

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      • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        sorry, I see you’ve made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog

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  • Chaves81@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is a clearly user of protection vest…

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    • Bwoj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

      To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.

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    • superdude6504@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, he really is shaped like that

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      • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That may be, but it does kinda seem like there’s some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?

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      • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Dude stole Conner O’Malley’s wardrobe.

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  • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s too curvy to be a super fx chip render.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He looks like a broiler chicken.

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  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.

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    • ratel@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A shit brickhouse is the opposite term where I’m from.

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      • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That works too!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.

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  • aluminium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did he shop at the kid’s isle?

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      *aisle, fyi.

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      • hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah, he’s definitely been to Epstein’s Island

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  • cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’d be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just need a good penetration value.

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  • w3dd1e@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

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    • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Came here to say just this.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      for the unfamiliar:

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      • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How

        It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like an elderly woman who’s boobs have migrated South to the belly

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  • SamboT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest

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    • Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don’t think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.

      Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he’s probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it’s enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you’d expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.

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    • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head

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  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When you do roids but to lazy to workout.

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  • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bro built like a deep breath.

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