He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.
This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government
Submitted 1 year ago by oakey66@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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WiseScorpio@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jollyllama@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What happened to his ozempic bod?
Majorllama@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think he’s an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.
Hypocritical much?
parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
There are also people that aren’t so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
While I’m not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Using intolerance against the intolerant isn’t intolerant though.
If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it’s morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.
Majorllama@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That is almost the dumbest thing I’ve read on this website today.
You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine
Chivera@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Behold the master race
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The butt implants were a mistake.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.
Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
He’s wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal
martin4598@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s what you get with steroids ans no sport.
KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.
b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Could you please name one of these “commies”?
KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Sure, just not for you.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Don’t loop us into that nonsense. It’s 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you’re getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie
KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I find it interesting when people like you chime in without realizing the history behind the word “commie”. Good for you. Ignorance is key to remaining under a dictator.
4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
What commies? This makes no sense?!
KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Putin is a hard line communist. Do you know what that means? And I’m not talking about the socioeconomic philosophy of communism, I’m referring to the oppressive totalitarian “commies” who slaughtered millions of Russians and set up the entire “black market” economy (now called “oligarchs”).
History is important in understanding context.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 year ago
I think it was a Freudian slip
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 year ago
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing…
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…
anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
oakey66@lemmy.world 1 year ago
pfwood178@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Too much HGH
rippersnapper@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He’s not going to like it, but what he’s trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
GaMEChld@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can’t he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.
redlemace@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we’ve seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 year ago
a lot of things about this picture look fake
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d agree with you if there wasn’t unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same…just a lot more difficult to look at.
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
It’s for boys. Teddy wears one too. It’s called a boydle.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I was gonna call it a corset.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 year ago
I don’t understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A saxophone at least.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The President is behind him too. I don’t like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
sorry, I see you’ve made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog
Chaves81@lemm.ee 1 year ago
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
Bwoj@lemmy.world 1 year ago
superdude6504@discuss.online 1 year ago
No, he really is shaped like that
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That may be, but it does kinda seem like there’s some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dude stole Conner O’Malley’s wardrobe.
k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
He’s too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 year ago
He looks like a broiler chicken.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.
ratel@mander.xyz 1 year ago
A shit brickhouse is the opposite term where I’m from.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That works too!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.
aluminium@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Did he shop at the kid’s isle?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 year ago
*aisle, fyi.
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Nah, he’s definitely been to Epstein’s Island
cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
“My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’d be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 year ago
Just need a good penetration value.
w3dd1e@lemm.ee 1 year ago
He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Came here to say just this.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
x4740N@lemm.ee 1 year ago
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Looks like an elderly woman who’s boobs have migrated South to the belly
SamboT@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don’t think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.
Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he’s probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it’s enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you’d expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.
x4740N@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
When you do roids but to lazy to workout.
KingGordon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bro built like a deep breath.
stevegiblets@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not unless it’s fleshy.
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stevegiblets@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe it’s sub-dermal. that’s the sort of thing our planet’s finest mind would do. What a gift to mankind he is.