This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It does however, make the target easier to hit

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• NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Someone’s gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that’s what it looks like to me

    He’s still a fat fucking idiot though

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  • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe a corset when on stage?

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    • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hope it’s not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.

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  • SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.

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  • LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just shedding his old skin.

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    • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.

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• QuincyPeck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ohgawd he saw Liefeld’s Captain America and said “I want that.”

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh that’s good! He’s gonna not last long.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Really hope he has an aneurysm soon

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• shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That girdle working overtime

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.

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    • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN

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  • Beefcyclone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    😂😂😂😂😂

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