Don’t forget the Baltimore dog, Esskay hotdog in a bun with mustard, ketchup and chopped onions, then tell everyone how much better they are in New York.
No beans, only dogs
Submitted 4 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Would ot be possible to have this poster printed? i’d like to hang this in my kitchen.
Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Maine has red hotdogs, we call them red snappers
funkajunk@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I call 'em dog dicks
moonbunny@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
The bagel dog sounds amazing, but I also do love everything bagels
AlDente@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Nice glizzy guide!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Swiss cheese. Really, Kansas City?
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Not kidding, we made and ate all of these over the course of a couple years. Most were good, some were amazing and a couple were terrible.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What’s it called when you’re squeamish about textures so you only put ketchup and mustard on your dog?
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Autism, usually
MotorCade93@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
A true hotdog is just the dog, the bun, and some mustard. Ketchup is blasphemy.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Good list. No churro dog. No chili dog. My hot dog guy has this thing with sweet red cabbage slaw, bacon crumbles, sweet red hot dog sauce (not ketchup don’t get me started) grated cheese, and his buns are grilled in thus great garlic butter he makes. He calls it his Texas dog because he’s from Austin, and once a week he has a brisket dog that’s respectable. Fuck I hope he’s still open when I need dinner
Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 4 months ago
murtaza64@programming.dev 4 months ago
Seattle is probably my favorite. Good hack for New York is to ask them to put the hot sauce they usually use for kebabs/gyro on it
podperson@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Something for everyone then. I was gonna say Seattle is the only one on there that sounds absolutely god awful.
murtaza64@programming.dev 4 months ago
it’s fat + fat + fat. definitely not something I could eat regularly but after a night out in cap hill it’s fire
TheRealKuni@midwest.social 4 months ago
No Cincinnati chili Skyline coney?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.
Rubanski@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Is a Tijuana dog also called devil dog?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
Idk; I didn’t even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.
normalexit@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I just want a good bun and a line of mustard.
flames5123@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The Seattle dog doesn’t have jalapeños, cabbage, or siracha, and instead has grilled onions. It’s delicious.
QueenFern@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The Seattle dog does indeed have jalapenos on it. And grilled onions! It’s so good.
flames5123@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Where do you get yours? All the street vendors in Capitol Hill I see don’t have jalapeños.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The Colombian one is pretty accurate, but it should probably have bacon on it, too.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Once again the Philippines doesn’t know how to food
remer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No currywurst 💔
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
That’s the ~curry ~worst
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
These are hot dogs not thought crimes.
Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
A hotdog by definition always contains a boiled sausage stuffed inside a bun or something similar. A currywurst isn’t a hotdog. It comes with fries and no bun Also that Germany variant in the pic isn’t one. It’s just the plain old delicious Bratwurst and Sauerkraut.
The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.
remer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
geissi@feddit.org 4 months ago
The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.
Where would that be the “standard”?
The most common sausage in a bun combination is just sausage, bun, ketchup/mustard.
Unless you’re specifically talking about restaurants that have an item called “Hot Dog” on their menu, which in turn is rather rare.
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 months ago
I want both. Where is the crossover?
Hmm… I’m sure we could make a vegetarian version with bean based dogs.os4b4@lemmy.world 4 months ago
gruyère is swiss not french btw
telllos@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah, and it’s missing the glorious Swiss hot dog
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Many of those sound gross, but Baltimore…what the fuck man…soggy ass bread? I don’t even have to ask if you’re good because you are so apparently not ok.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Japan didn’t understand the assignment.
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I’ll take a Michigan, hold the mustard. Absolutely love chili dogs.
Belphegor@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Never had a swedish hot dog either, think they confused it with a falafel, which is pretty common in south sweden
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Well, they should have added proper labels to them instead of just writing the country name.
The Swedish one is not strictly speaking a “Swedish-style hot dog” - when we eat hot dogs, it’s mostly a bread/sausage/ketchup/mustard-deal. The one in the picture is a Tunnbrödrulle (flat bread roll), which does contain a sausage, but it’s not what I would call a hot dog by any means.
They are good, though!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Feels like Japan tried hard to make it as different as possible
TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Disclaimer, I’ve only even seen hot dog octopuses in Anime and Manga.
Usually it’s just to be cute. In fact sometimes characters comment on how it’s childish.
I did try making them for my son once because they’re pretty adorable and he likes both hot dogs and sea creatures, and he thought it was lame at 5. At 7 he thought they were awesome.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I had a plate of them at an izakaya once
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I had octopus hotdogs in Kansas in the 80s…
Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 months ago
Coney dogs have mustard on them.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Rhoeri@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The Amsterdam is literally Cheesy Blasters (from 30 Rock)
affiliate@lemmy.world 4 months ago
the norwegian one looks like a cruel joke
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I dunno man, lived in Chicago for a couple of years, never saw green relish. Also, it’s a beef dog, no hog.
MrGooglyPants@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Portillo’s.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 months ago
The hot dog place in the Chicago airport has neon green relish.
IMongoose@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I searched “hot dog” over Chicago and clicked a random restaurant, they had green relish: maps.app.goo.gl/DUp5py5jVHQJBSGXA?g_st=ac