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You may want to wear sunglasses though

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Remember six feet for covid, Nine for Nuclear.

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    • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Six for Sneeze, Nine for Nuke

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    • Hotdogman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.

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      • LostWon@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I thought it was “duck, and cover”

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      • blusterydayve26@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Everything’s getting so complicated these days, they even added a fourth step: Stop, drop, Atoll, Atone.

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  • Gott@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You wouldn’t suffer any long term effects from the blast at that distance.

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    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nuclear brain move

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  • Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You either want to be close enough for instant death or far enough to be mostly unaffected. The middle ground where you die slowly from cancer or get crushed by debris or something would suck

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    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The burns and your body turning into soup from radiation is the real terrible part.

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      • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        slush

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  • InfiniWheel@lemmy.one ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, getting instantly vaporized is safer than getting hit by debris or getting all types of cancer at once.

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    • clb92@feddit.dk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You and I define “safer” differently.

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you’re vaporized, bits of you have no chance of hurting anyone else.

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  • vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you have to stay 9 feet away as the shockwave expands. That’s the trick

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    • PopcornTin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The shockwave will help keep you safe by moving you another 500 away from the epicenter.

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In many different directions.

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    • HopFlop@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Would that actual save you? Because, I thought the radiation also kills peoples far outside of the shockwave range…

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      • blusterydayve26@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s the thing: people wouldn’t survive that. The only thing that could survive it is some sort of glassified sand immediately beneath the explosion. So sand dgaf, I guess?

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      • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can’t outrun radiation

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  • Ultraviolet@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Google’s featured snippet thing is not only a bad feature, it’s actively causing harm. It’s extremely unreliable, but people who aren’t tech literate, which is most people, think “well it’s Google, so it must be right.” Sometimes it’s obviously wrong in a funny way, but more often, it’s doing something like parroting dangerous medical misinformation. To make things worse, it’s very likely to answer a question, which is the search form preferred by the technologically illiterate, with a yes. I would go so far as to say they should be sued for criminal negligence for implementing it.

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    • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

      Sorry, you’re not wrong about the misinformation and how removal from context can change the meaning of the he snippet. This is just my favourite.

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    • kilgore_trout@feddit.it ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s going to be more and more unreliable as the results it’s snipping from are increasingly machine-generated.

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    • ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is true.

      But this screenshot is old if even real. I googled it and the snippet was much more realistic and detailed.

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  • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, but what is the distance from the blast to perfectly cook a frozen pizza?

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes you can find instructions for different ways to cook a pizza on the back of the box. For example I checked mine and underneath airfrier instructions there were “nuclear blast”…

      Nuclear Blast

      Remove pizza from all packaging and shrink wrap. Be sure to remove and discard the cardboard tray.

      Place pizza on metal baking tray within a clear path of the blast source. Do not use glass cookware as it might shatter.

      About 5 miles out from the blast source. Find a sturdy structure, like a rock deeply embedded into the ground.

      Place pizza on the tray and tilt tray to a 45 degree angle on the rock. Angling toward the blast to evenly cook.

      Bake for 5secs for 15 kiloton yield atomic bombs or until pizza is golden brown. Grab pizza and run to shelter before the shockwave hits. If the shockwave hits your pizza it will disintegrate.

      All atomic bombs cook differently, so be sure to keep an eye on your pizza as it cooks. Pizza is done when the cheese is melted and edges are golden brown.

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      • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Damn, my nuclear bomb is only 8 kiloton and I never know how to convert.

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      • GreenSkree@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pretty sure this isn’t real guys. There’s no “Do not thaw pizza” clause.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tony?

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      • Copythis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tony Pizza!

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      • Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Frankie Delicissio? I hear he’s datin your sister.

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    • Abnorc@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This sounds like a question for Randall Munroe.

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      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Very much so

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this A"I"?

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    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Artifical Idiot still fits. The question is, why we invent an artifical idiot having too much of the real ones.

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      • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There is a reason, antennas that are searching for intelligent life are directed away from earth

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      • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They were right. They’ll always make a better idiot.

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      • MEATPANTS@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Because this is an idiot you don’t have to pay to do his job

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      • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Feelings of control. “Hey Idiot, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in this weekend (and every weekend from now on).

        If you could do that, yeah that would be great.”

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  • EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    oh no, I only have 2 feet

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    • zaphod@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same, guess we’ll die.

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      • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ll taking both of your feet tqvm.

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was told that when you see a nuclear explosion then you should carefully observe it because you’ll never see anything like it again in your life.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This must be the “dangerous misinformation” I keep hearing about.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What is that from?

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      • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Waterworld, when the Exxon Valdez ignites.

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      • Bigvanhorn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Waterworld

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just stay inside a refrigerator and you will be OK 👍

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    • elvith@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtu.be/jn4Vhkmb4Lw

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      • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What the fuck? I thought that was some clever photoshop shit until I started reading the comments

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sarah Connor already told us how to prepare:

    “Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day”

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  • Contramuffin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well for what it’s worth, it didn’t specify that it’s 9 feet from the blast center. If we define the blast by its radius of safety, then staying that distance plus 9 feet will, in fact, keep you safe

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  • init@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, maybe if it’s a really, really small nuclear explosion

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    • 7heo@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are now three sets of imperial units: UK, US, and U235.

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Time is relative so this is technically true

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks ChatGPT

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  • Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or hide in a fridge.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “The goggles sunglasses, they do nothing!”

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, does it have to be exactly 9 feet?

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Of course. An inch in either direction would be extremely dangerous.

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    • MxM111@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No. The second option is 9.31 feet.

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      • MxM111@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ok, 9 feet and 3.72 inches.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m gonna need that in feet and inches my friend. This ain’t the metric system, and I don’t feel like doing math :/

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  • Lath@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It got confused by all the American measuring units. Probably meant 9 chinchillas.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How many farthings is that?

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      • Lath@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Depends on the colony you're counting them in.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        9

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Been eating paint chips all my life for this moment

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  • SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whose feet, JFC! :O

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    • EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jersey Fried Chicken?

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      • SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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  • xta@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what PF 🧴 should also get?

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At least 10.

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