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- Comment on Unofficial Reddit API 4 months ago:
I haven’t been on Reddit since the day they killed the apps.
Life has been more peaceful in some ways, and I’m not as stressed out. I stopped watching the news too, which had a similar effect.
- Comment on What would be a good glue to repair this spatula with that wont he toxic or come undone in a dishwasher? 8 months ago:
Buy 10 spatulas and get one FREE!!
- Comment on Dramatic rise in women and girls being cut, new FGM data reveals 8 months ago:
I imagine being in tact would feel better because it’d be protected like it’s supposed to. I haven’t had any issues with the underwear, but I did recently find underwear down at the Walmart that has a separate compartment specifically for your junk. It’s an absolute game changer. No more awkward ball pulling!
I was just messing with you, I am bored!
- Comment on Dramatic rise in women and girls being cut, new FGM data reveals 8 months ago:
Hey, I like my weiner!
I do wish I had that cheese pocket though…
- Comment on Dramatic rise in women and girls being cut, new FGM data reveals 8 months ago:
If I’m not mistaken, the FGM they’re referring to is cutting off their clitoris.
To compare to circumcision would mean just trimming the clitoral hood exposing the clitoris, not cutting it off.
I’m circumcised, they didn’t cut the entire tip off, I can still use the lil guy. Also, like the other dude said, women tend to be relieved to find out you’re circumcised.
I see where you’re coming from, but I just don’t think comparing the two is very equal.
- Comment on _Real_ gaming router - GTA Vice City on a TP-Link router 8 months ago:
Thank you, I appreciate that
- Comment on _Real_ gaming router - GTA Vice City on a TP-Link router 8 months ago:
What’s the first song that plays in the car?
I am not in a position to Shazam it.
- Comment on Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all 9 months ago:
I saw one in person 2 days ago. I took a picture, and none of my coworkers think it’s a real picture (or that I took it).
It was surreal. I could see it coming from WAY down the road and I was thinking to myself “there is absolutely no way I am seeing a cybertruck right now”
I am dumbfounded they actually made them. I still can’t believe what I saw the other day
- Comment on How can you drive off a gas station with the hose still connected? 9 months ago:
I was drunk and couldn’t drive, so my wife took me to get more beer. She asked me to put gas in our vehicle so I did because it was cold out. I noticed the pump behind me had the nozzle sitting on the ground which was hilarious to me. I took a snapchat picture and posted it saying “what a dumbass!” then I went inside to get my beer.
I get back in the truck and I’m having a grand old time showing my wife what the idiot behind us must have done when I hear the “CLUNK”. I was told I turned as white as a ghost. I’d done it. It was my fault.
I went inside, the cashier knew I was drunk (I was being obnoxious). I was profusely apologized and admitted it was all my fault. She went outside with me, explained it didn’t break and that they can reattach it, BUT there’s a charge.
The cashier then said to me “get in your truck and get as far away as possible immediately. I didn’t see you, this didn’t happen, and I don’t know what happened to the camera footage. Have a nice night.”
I hopped in the truck and just told my wife DRIVE. Security came rolling up as we were leaving (by chance).
- Comment on You may want to wear sunglasses though 9 months ago:
Tony Pizza!
- Comment on HP customers claim firmware update rendered third-party ink verboten | Then the company cranked up the price of cartridges, complaint alleges 10 months ago:
I work on copiers for a living. Seriously, fuck HP.
I swear they’re designed not to be worked on. Just speaking of the fuser on any Laserjet photocopier, they heat up and cool down constantly. Obviously stuff is going to break and it needs to be repaired.
HP says fuck you! On the little desktop printers, on some models, you have to take all plastic panels off, and they all connect to each other so good luck getting it put back together right. They’re built exactly like a rubix cube. I literally clip off plastic tabs and just leave it. The customer never knows.
I’ve been through official HP training. They told me “we can’t teach you on a specific model because we average a new model every month, so we’ll just give you a ball park on what to look for”
I stopped calling HP support because they don’t even know their own machines. Shout-out to Laser Pros, they’re the best.
- Comment on Electric School Buses More Than Doubled In USA From March 2022 To June 2023 10 months ago:
I was walking around one morning and heard that unsettling futuristic electric car noise.
To my surprise, it was an electric school bus! It looked like every other school bus, but the bottom was blue. I saw it take off too, it seemed like it had a lot of giddy up to it.
- Comment on HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated' 11 months ago:
I am a professional photocopier technician, focusing on office sized, but also desktop laser photocopiers. I am certified in HP, Lexmark, various Xerox models, and various Canon photocopiers.
I say with all of my heart: Fuck HP.
- Comment on Inspired by real events 11 months ago:
HOG CRANKED BARBS - Sent from Toto Washlet G450 Integrated Smart Toilet MS922CUMFG#01
- Comment on The Cybertruck Is a Disappointment Even to Cybertruck Superfans / Looking at the specs alone, the car is delivering 30 percent less range than expected for 30 percent more money 11 months ago:
Oh I fully understand that. I am a huge car enthusiast, I see right through it
- Comment on The Cybertruck Is a Disappointment Even to Cybertruck Superfans / Looking at the specs alone, the car is delivering 30 percent less range than expected for 30 percent more money 11 months ago:
A tech enthusiast will have all the smart devices in their house.
Somebody that works in tech will shoot the microwave if it beeps when it’s not supposed to.
- Comment on The Cybertruck Is a Disappointment Even to Cybertruck Superfans / Looking at the specs alone, the car is delivering 30 percent less range than expected for 30 percent more money 11 months ago:
I watched the mkbhd video on it.
It was like he was trying to make everything sound cool, even though he knows it’s a disappointment.
- Comment on Bad day 11 months ago:
“bwaaaah!” - Hank Hill
- Comment on Don’t forget the exposed ceiling 11 months ago:
I went to a food truck at the local university that only sells Macaroni and cheese (with sides). That’s it.
It was the worst macaroni and cheese I’ve ever had. And the tritip was all gristle, so I couldn’t even eat that. $20 gone just like that
- Comment on Which burn was worse? I'm gonna vote for #11. 11 months ago:
Just wait till you get to #12 /s
- Comment on Senior Citizen Sex 1 year ago:
That’s where they get practice 😉
And don’t get me started on when they remove the dentures!
- Comment on Senior Citizen Sex 1 year ago:
Seriously.
I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I’ve ever met.
…but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
This is sad! I have so many great memories on Omegle.
I have a logitech g920 race wheel. I used to set up my phone as a Webcam and use OBS studio to make it look like I was a YouTuber and I’d go on there and stream BeamNG.
I met people from all over the world, and had some super deep conversations with people. It was like free therapy.
- Comment on Don't forget to tip your gas station 1 year ago:
It’s $5.99 where I’m at.
We’re winning!
- Comment on Coming soon to cinemas near you 1 year ago:
I just spit out my water all over!
He just posted a video to his YouTube channel. He’s back. And it’s more disturbing than before.
- Comment on I could totally do that if I wanted... 1 year ago:
I recently found out an old buddy is a famous YouTuber with 5 million followers.
My kids were watching him, and I said “that’s weird, we used to hang out in high school!” Their minds were blown. He’s gotta be rolling in the big bucks.
- Comment on Reddit will start paying you real money for your karma 1 year ago:
Can I just cash out my karma? I need money lol