You’ll turn into us… slowly but surely. Sooner than later you’ll think something looks really cool and then look it up on YouTube. You’ll look up a few more clips then go “Eh, why not give this show a try.” From there it’s a slippery slope into bliss, my friend.
Welcome to the subspace fold.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
That about covers it.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t forget the suffering Irishman.
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setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s not really science fiction though.
teft@startrek.website 1 year ago
Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before duty his duty shift.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 year ago
how delightful-weyoun
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a popular one-man show that’s been on since 1966.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.
dojan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 year ago
delete the wife-janeway
LolaCat@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I like your funny words, space man
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 year ago
You forgot Janeway’s coffee obsession and Data’s obsession with stand-up comedy
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
About her coffee obsession… let’s just say it wasn’t just coffee in that cup.
letsgo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Data’s organ solo’s pretty good too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=45-zgojwMYo
atlasraven31@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Garek - for insudious plotting / assassination / fashion advice
FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Come on now, The Thong Song isn’t that bad.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Um . . Don’t make me ask
z500@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FunkyMonk@kbin.social 1 year ago
do archer and burnham XD
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Archer is a dog loving goofball who is confused that he has the job.
Burham is from some weird non-canon fan fiction.
Eylrid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.