Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔

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• Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I came here to share that exact image. You beat me to it you bastard! Srs about the bastard part. I’m not trying to be playful.

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gDiXNjhEc

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What a terrible day to be literate.

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I came here to type that exact comment. You beat me to it you bastard! Jk about the bastard part. I’m just trying to be playful.

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Close the damn door, it sounds like a horse pissing on a flat stone in there!”

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• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Amusing thing about this. Women do tend to pee more loudly and my trans brain for whatever reason was dysphoric about it. Post surgery though because of the shorter urethra, wider opening, and general angle of everything, I’m happily peeing like I’m frying pork chops

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine if they gave you an option.

    Bottom Surgery Intake Form

    [ ] Typical Pussy [x] Horse Pussy

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does that mean people with shorter and wider dicks pee louder too?

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i think it’s more that pussy havers can just– speedrun pissing without any consequences, push as hard as you can and there it is, double stream? doesn’t matter. piss went to the left midway through? no worries

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This also my fetish AMA.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What kinda wine do you usually pair with salmon?

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I very, very rarely drink. If I’m eating salmon, it’s most often in the form of nigiri sushi, so I’d say likely a chilled, dry sake.

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    • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I really like the Pouilly-fumé with salmon. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pouilly-Fumé

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In season 6 episode 19 of the 90s television show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, do you think Captain Sisko was justified in attacking Garak for the Assassination of the Romulan Ambassador, even tho Sisko knew full well the extent Garaka was willing to go to fulfil his orders, due to his time in the obsidian order and also told him to " Just get it done”, even if it was successful in bringing the romulans into the war and changing the outcome of the Dominion War?

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve not watched DSN yet, but I’ll let you know when I find out.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I fall asleep, where do the stars go?

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nothing wrong with horse pussy.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Home instance checks out.

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But urine doesn’t come out of the vagina.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, not for guys it doesn’t. It comes out of the balls!

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s just where it’s stored. If it’s coming out of them (like, directly), then you need to see a doctor.

      It should be coming out of your butt.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some mornings I wake up with holes in my balls and the piss goes everywhere.

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    • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And you cannot change my mind.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then you’re not putting enough in there.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I rarely lol at comments, but this one got me.

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not with that attitude

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It may not come out the canal, but the vagina is an all encompassing term.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe they meant vulva when they said “pussy.” Colloquialisms, especially older ones, are not known for their anatomical accuracy.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yall out there judging people’s pissing noise levels? Jesus, humans are strange.

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think the dude I’m the image is savoring the sound.

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bitches that pee loud also pee fast! In and out before you know it. Such an evolutionary advantage, tiger can’t kill when so fast.

  Don’t ask me how I know.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ಠ_ಠ

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A girl who pops

  A girl who shits

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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