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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hold up…is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the breast dogs hand?

    In what context does this exist?? 😄

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Apparently it’s from a restaurant in Chicago.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Drugs are a hellva drug.

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      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean… gestures broadly at Chicago

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        After all, Alvin and the band’s best work is from when they were on opiates.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    WELL HAAAWWWT DAWWG 👀👅🤩

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  • rslogix89@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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      • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Hey that’s my aunt

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      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Pink Panther lookin’ his age in retirement.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The SNOC logo is my favorite part.

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    • percent@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      mototboat

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  • wowwoweowza@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And a very wide stance.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?”

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That reminds me of the ancient Egyptian fertility god, Min.

      You know how fertility gods are often attractive women, think Aphrodite and the like? That was a relatively recent invention, the ancient Egyptians had a black guy with a huge erection and a “flail”:

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That was a relatively recent invention

        Idk man I think the paleolithic predates ancient Egypt.

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        Most date from the Gravettian period (26,000–21,000 years ago).[1] However, findings are not limited to this period; for example, the Venus of Hohle Fels dates back at least 35,000 years to the Aurignacian era, and the Venus of Monruz dates back about 11,000 years to the Magdalenian, and the Catalhoyuk figurine[2], 8000 years old.

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

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  • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And a wiener.

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL

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  • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It IS supposed to be hot…

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Alvin and the Titdogs

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  • RustyShackleford@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.

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    • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Or a couch fucking VP.

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      • RustyShackleford@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cows, pigs and chickens have udders, so it should be udders.

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    • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Chickens

      1266

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      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You’ve never seen a chicken udder? How else do you think we get chicken milk?

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      • CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Udder confusion

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    • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Chickens do not have udders.

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      • Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        not with that attitude.

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      • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        ImageGuess what?

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  • Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The animated actor who played that hot dog later wound up as a superhero car in this role:

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I want breast implants on my wiener.

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    • mr_eckneim@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      rib it for pleasure

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    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Those are all naturals

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Look further down

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    • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Is that the inverse of shitting dick nipples?

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  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn’t procreate.

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    • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image You’re welcome

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s a challenging wank

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No cloacas in Jurassic Park

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    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection?

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Life, uh, life finds a way

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  • adaveinthelife@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hotdogette

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  • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How else can you tell it’s a girl hotdog?

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  • 58008@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah that’s its chin. Handsome Squidward-lookin’ ass.

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Microwave bubbles is all. Nothing to gawk at.

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  • Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A simple misunderstanding. He ordered a hot bitch.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You are what your main ingredient is.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s taking a dump. Titties and scat.

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  • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And a wiener!

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  • W3dd1e@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And a wiener.

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    • CareHare@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And a bum, uh I meant bun

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    the perfect woman

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can I eat it?

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That means she must gotta weiner vag

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    • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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      Looks more like they are mid wiener transition

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