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- Comment on Why people say they have a "boy cat" or a "girl cat" but when the cat grows up, they don't call is a "man cat" or "woman cat"? 1 week ago:
I inherited it from my grandfather 12 years ago.
- Comment on Why people say they have a "boy cat" or a "girl cat" but when the cat grows up, they don't call is a "man cat" or "woman cat"? 1 week ago:
I have a dead cat. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Crypto mogul Do Kwon, known as ‘the cryptocurrency king,’ pleads guilty to fraud charges 1 week ago:
I’m up 192% for the year, so I’ll take the tiny dick jokes. Admittedly the signal to noise ratio is pretty awful, but the assets themselves can be smart investments.
- Comment on PARTY TIME 1 week ago:
Same. We threw a big college party and made “trashcan punch”. A couple hundred dollars worth of fruit, several big containers of koolaid, everclear, and a garden hose. Everyone was wasted and we still had to pour out over half down the sewer drain the day. Worth it.
- Comment on Perplexity offers to buy Google Chrome for $34.5 billion 1 week ago:
The CEO also said in an interview that he would use Chrome to mine endless amounts of user data. As the dead internet becomes a problem, he wants to use Chrome itself to detect when it’s being used by a human and scrape all the data they produce. I instantly uninstalled the Perplexity app after seeing that.
Sorry I can’t find the link.
- Comment on Some heroes don’t wear capes 2 weeks ago:
Within days of Maxwell’s complaint, Batman – a career criminal convicted of being a prohibited person in possession of a firearm – was moved to a different cube.
Epstein’s madam didn’t fare much better with her replacement, however, as the newcomer quickly kicked off about avid jogger Maxwell failing to take showers and stinking out their cramped living quarters with her sweaty sneakers.
Maxwell would come straight off the running track and not wash. It’s something you often see with sex offenders, they are worried about being attacked in the shower,’ added our source.
Eventually they had a huge argument – this time over a clothes hanger – and it got so heated that the new bunkie threatened to beat Max with a padlock.
Of course, Max complained, and this girl was also removed. Max seems to think she will eventually get a cube all to herself if she keeps stirring up trouble.’
DailyMail.com revealed last month that Maxwell earned her 'prison Karen’moniker because of the 400-plus petty complaints she has lodged while behind bars.
- Comment on New executive order puts all grants under political control 2 weeks ago:
The other option is to boycott everything — bring the entire economy to a halt. Don’t show up to work, don’t shop, block the highways, stop paying taxes, etc. I guarantee the entire situation would be fixed in under a week.
Of course, this requires critical mass. And everyone is so conditioned to get to work on time and not endanger their next paycheck, that it’s unlikely to happen anytime soon. Things will have to get worse before they get better.
- Comment on One Angry Man 2 weeks ago:
Ah hell. Thanks for telling me. I hadn’t checked the formatting after posting. Added line breaks.
- Comment on One Angry Man 2 weeks ago:
First Sense Fantastic one Man in black
TV shows are fun too
Game of throne Soprano Slow horse Reno 1
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 3 weeks ago:
Direct link to the comment explaining it.
- Comment on YSK Iranian developers have created an open-source censorship bypass solution that works on desktop and mobile. 3 weeks ago:
That’s a bad ass domain name.
- Comment on YSK De-banking is often how the US first declares you "homeless" 4 weeks ago:
That’s what scares me about the government trying to switch to crypto. It’s a whole new way to track and trap people financially.
- Comment on YSK De-banking is often how the US first declares you "homeless" 4 weeks ago:
It started in earnest under Regan. It’s just been difficult to see where all those changes would lead until all at once it smacked us in the face.
- Comment on MEGA launches new large file transfer service Transfer.it with no file size limit 5 weeks ago:
Keka is great for macos
- Comment on Adblockers stop publishers serving ads to (or even seeing) 1bn web users - Press Gazette 5 weeks ago:
Unix and lawnmowers are nothing new or exotic either. I’m not stupid for not knowing how to repair a lawnmower, and I wouldn’t presume you’re stupid just because I can run circles around you at the command line.
I would, however, question your intelligence if you lack the ability to perceive the reasons behind different people knowing different things. It’s not that complicated.
- Comment on Adblockers stop publishers serving ads to (or even seeing) 1bn web users - Press Gazette 5 weeks ago:
It’s happened directly on Google before. Advertisers aren’t vetted except in specific industries. It could happen on any site, trusted or not.
- Comment on Adblockers stop publishers serving ads to (or even seeing) 1bn web users - Press Gazette 5 weeks ago:
I was even okay with images. It’s when the images started moving, making it difficult and distracting to read text that I realized if they are willing to sacrifice the core purpose of the page for ads, it’s only going to get worse.
Remember the target that would move back and forth really quickly to try to get you to click it?
- Comment on Adblockers stop publishers serving ads to (or even seeing) 1bn web users - Press Gazette 5 weeks ago:
I know surgeons who can’t start a zoom call. Being uneducated in a particular area is not stupidity. If you avoid dating someone over their lack of adtech knowledge, I would assume they are the one that dodged a bullet.
- Comment on Why Americans Can’t Buy the World’s Best Electric Car 1 month ago:
Is it a level playing field? In China workers rights are pretty non-existent and there’s no OSHA equivalent, at least not to the degree we have in the US. Then add in government subsidies, lower worker pay, reduced R&D costs because they pilfered the engineering from a US company, and you end up with a very lopsided market.
To be clear, I am in no way defending the US auto industry. They have little customer loyalty for a reason – low quality, overpriced, subscription dependent vehicles with terrible warranties, expensive service requirements, and invasive telemetry. They need more competition to force them to make more consumer-friendly decisions, but China is hardly a fair competitor.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 month ago:
Fuck. It’s 2am and I’m so high. Why did I have to read this‽
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 month ago:
Oh fuck off.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 month ago:
I’m not blowing smoke here … that’s great writing. It works well if you imagine voice growing frantic and speaking faster as it goes.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
You monster
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
True (and happy cake day) but the star looks most like an A to me, which I think is why I write it the same way.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
I think of a capital A, which is why I’m in the 4135 camp.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
I think we are in a teeny tiny minority.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
Out of curiosity, how do you write a capital letter A?
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 1 month ago:
Do you write a capital A starting at the top?
- Comment on Always there 2 months ago:
You forgot “Sticks and Stones” which is the better title for WWIV
- Comment on ! Mastodon new ToS from July 1has a binding abbreviation wave !!r 2 months ago:
This entire exchange is refreshingly wholesome.