dalekcaan
@dalekcaan@feddit.nl
- Comment on I hate when this happens and I bet you do too 12 hours ago:
Perfect, exactly what I was talking about! Thank you!
- Comment on I hate when this happens and I bet you do too 13 hours ago:
Reminds me of a story I heard about a new anchor or somesuch being sexually harassed by viewers, always making comments about her looks and her boobs.
So in response, she posted a closeup of a pendant she was wearing which showed off her cleavage. As expected, a ton of assholes started posting how hot her boobs were and how they were jacking off to them.
Then, she posted the same image, uncropped, to reveal the pendant was actually being draped above her co-host’s hairy asscrack.
Wish I could find the original or I’d link it.
- Comment on it's called speedrunning, my dudes 5 days ago:
Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, and came out clean on the other side
- Comment on In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen 1 week ago:
They’ve been around for a while, at least in commercial kitchens. It’s what subway uses to toast sandwiches.
- Comment on Be nice 1 week ago:
I think there are cryptos that fix their value to the dollar
- Comment on Who's got the morbs? 2 weeks ago:
Sad Victorian woman gazing wistfully out the window:
- Comment on mensa 2 weeks ago:
A reddit mod for a mensa sub sounds like possible the most insufferable combination imaginable
- Comment on back in those days... 2 weeks ago:
Where is the other guy? Is he safe? Is he alright?
- Comment on Easy mistake to make 2 weeks ago:
Just a little off the top, please
- Comment on Smart option 2 weeks ago:
I’m just waiting for the US to join the rest of the world in including tax in the price.
- Comment on Hair color is a spectrum 2 weeks ago:
Like it or not, this is what peak male performance looks like
- Comment on GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT 3 weeks ago:
I’m under court order not to answer that question.
- Comment on Personal Responsibility 3 weeks ago:
And whose fault is that?
- Comment on 1940s do be repeating 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on 1940s do be repeating 3 weeks ago:
🎶You may say he’s hypocritical.
He’ll just say he’s apolitical.🎵
🎶"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That’s not my department," says Werner Von Braun.🎵
- Comment on Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
Ouch, too soon. I’m still breaking in this account.
- Comment on Elmo is on fire 3 weeks ago:
Elmo would never!
- Comment on I LIKE CORN! 4 weeks ago:
It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs
- Comment on Get yourself a real man. 4 weeks ago:
Hands down best twist ending
- Comment on Get yourself a real man. 4 weeks ago:
A goddamn classic
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, disliking the format is one thing, but it’s used correctly in this case.
- Comment on Never waste an opportunity 4 weeks ago:
I love how the complexity of life is taken as evidence of intelligent design, since that falls apart if you look at it more than a few seconds. My favorite example is the recurrent laryngeal nerve, which loops down your neck and comes back up for no good reason. Better yet, it’s the same for giraffes, which means they have a massively long nerve that goes all the way up and down its neck just 'cause. If an electrician wired something like that, their fellow workers would call them anything but intelligent.
- Comment on *Now you're playing with power!* 5 weeks ago:
Final Freeza did look like a pair of Airpods, ngl
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 5 weeks ago:
Bone apple teeth
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 5 weeks ago:
Give it a nibble. You might like it.
- Comment on spongebob 5 weeks ago:
