dalekcaan

@dalekcaan@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring Back the Burned CD— They’re a love language. And a reminder of the hope we once had.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh, I think this is the first time I’ve seen this comic without the caption “OnLy FiVe PeOpLe WiLl GeT tHiS 🤪”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Normal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How else can you tell it’s a girl hotdog?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinity vape gauntlet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My thinking was Scaramanga’s golden gun from James Bond.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHO officials admit they are preparing for possible nuclear weapon use in Iran⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It is a long time ago in terms of how long nuclear weapons have been around, to be fair. The weapons we have today are not like the ones dropped on Japan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one time when he made cheese and it broke the ship⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Uh oh, I shouldn’t have had seconds!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one time when he made cheese and it broke the ship⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I want a version where he plays Neelix but his character is otherwise unchanged

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cracked out wall kitten, back to spread her knowledge and wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Goodbye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ironically, this scene is now 24 years old

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name this Paper⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I recall my undergrad thermodynamics class correctly, you can calculate the calories in food by burning, but in an experiment like this too much of the heat would escape to the surroundings to be usefully measured. Usually they use something like a bomb calorimeter to make sure all the heat is captured and measured.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you look at the time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chronology meets tautology

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End my torment⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to get off Paul McCartney’s Wild Ride.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand loaded and goated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m here to kick ass and shoot bubble gum, and I’m all out of ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 North American 4 you has been created⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like if you know what typical American breakfast foods are, “breakfast taco” is pretty self-explanatory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't sell yourself short. Money isn't everything⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶 Whenever life gets you down…🎵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yikes! Next Janeway is going to ask if he knows one of the mercenaries that tried to steal the Enterprise, or that Klingon who helped to kidnap Dax⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In the not too distant future, lost somewhere out in space, Janeway and her Starfleet pals recognize Tuvok’s face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the public demands ANSWERS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Worth it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse!”

  — Son Goku

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone doesn’t want Tony making pizza

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be shocked and appalled by the tone-deafness if Mr. Beast hadn’t already literally made a Squid Game style gameshow. Media literacy and irony are both well and truly dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on that grindset⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A .jpg of Randy Marsh microwaving his balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cube me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  youtu.be/yBexoB2bBVU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI-generated code contains more bugs and errors than human output⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  surprised_pikachu.jpg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ruh roh raggy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Really gotta Dagwood that shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nutritous and delicious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine he’s not terribly afraid of being associated with a nuts joke

  a gif of Jim Carrey being birthed by a rhinoceros

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey, it’s me, Goku!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  𓁲 𓁆 𓀻

  𓁇 𓁅 𓀣 𓀿

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.

  Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lying can be so complicated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you like piña coladas…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s hate-filled rant ignores facts on immigrant crime and economic benefits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like you could’ve posted this headline at any point after his first bid for presidency (and probably before, if we’re being honest) and it would be accurate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume that one’s discounted for being close to its sell-by date