dalekcaan

@dalekcaan@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor man’s sawstop: just wrap the cord around your hands while you’re cutting!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello girl!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birds of peace ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  … Just checking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨otaku⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, you’re only an otaku if you come from the otaku region in Japan, otherwise you’re just a sparkling weeaboo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memory Alpha has an entry for "Slap" and it's tagged under Medicine 😂⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FROG FACT MONDAY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  God.

  Damnit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate when this happens and I bet you do too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect, exactly what I was talking about! Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate when this happens and I bet you do too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of a story I heard about a new anchor or somesuch being sexually harassed by viewers, always making comments about her looks and her boobs.

  So in response, she posted a closeup of a pendant she was wearing which showed off her cleavage. As expected, a ton of assholes started posting how hot her boobs were and how they were jacking off to them.

  Then, she posted the same image, uncropped, to reveal the pendant was actually being draped above her co-host’s hairy asscrack.

  Wish I could find the original or I’d link it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's called speedrunning, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, and came out clean on the other side

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve been around for a while, at least in commercial kitchens. It’s what subway uses to toast sandwiches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be nice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think there are cryptos that fix their value to the dollar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's got the morbs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sad Victorian woman gazing wistfully out the window:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mensa⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A reddit mod for a mensa sub sounds like possible the most insufferable combination imaginable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back in those days...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where is the other guy? Is he safe? Is he alright?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy mistake to make⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a little off the top, please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart option⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just waiting for the US to join the rest of the world in including tax in the price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hair color is a spectrum⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like it or not, this is what peak male performance looks like

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m under court order not to answer that question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Personal Responsibility⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And whose fault is that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1940s do be repeating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1940s do be repeating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶You may say he’s hypocritical.

  He’ll just say he’s apolitical.🎵

  🎶"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

  That’s not my department," says Werner Von Braun.🎵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ouch, too soon. I’m still breaking in this account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elmo is on fire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Elmo would never!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LIKE CORN!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get yourself a real man.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hands down best twist ending

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get yourself a real man.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A goddamn classic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, disliking the format is one thing, but it’s used correctly in this case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never waste an opportunity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how the complexity of life is taken as evidence of intelligent design, since that falls apart if you look at it more than a few seconds. My favorite example is the recurrent laryngeal nerve, which loops down your neck and comes back up for no good reason. Better yet, it’s the same for giraffes, which means they have a massively long nerve that goes all the way up and down its neck just 'cause. If an electrician wired something like that, their fellow workers would call them anything but intelligent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Now you're playing with power!*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Final Freeza did look like a pair of Airpods, ngl