marito

@marito@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG TVs start showing ads on screensavers | LG's TV business is heightening focus on selling ads and tracking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it is easier to upgrade a streaming device than a whole-ass TV.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Puto el que lo lea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyday...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SanDisk introduces the first 8TB SD and 4TB microSD cards - Liliputing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  More like big toe nail for the 8 TB.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨may you live in interesting times⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok I won't not⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What about diamond hands 💎🙌🦍📈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DVDs are dying right as streaming has made them appealing again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Virgin Blu-ray@2160p vs Chad VCD@240p.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nihilist would give him one star⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's basic science⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all sleeping on cucumber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US bans Kaspersky antivirus software due to 'national security risk'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the blinker fluids of the computer world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US bans Kaspersky antivirus software due to 'national security risk'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They mean themselves, their brain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The United States of America, but for Trans People⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I may not be trans, but I’m brown, this helps too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grandpa still got it⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Woosh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“My next child could be retarded. So could yours.” Barbra Streisand for The National Association for Retarded Children (NARC) - Imgur⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. In the 90s when I grew up, the politically correct term was “mentally challenged”, which eventually started being used as an insult. The current term is “special needs” and already I’ve seen it used as an insult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Disney and Warner Bros. Are Causing Internet Piracy to Boom | Platforms like Netflix, Hulu, and Disney+ were supposed to do away with pirated media. Instead, they may make them stronger than ever.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how Louis CK distributes his shows since he was cancelled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The four houses dads belong to.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And my axe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon Prime Video will start showing ads on January 29th unless you pay extra for ad-free⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have Amazon Prime which includes Prime Video and I just watched the first four episodes of Reacher 2 on Stremio with Torrentio. Before this, I binged all of Better Call Saul also on the latter, before cancelling Netflix. I also cancelled Disney+ after they announced the second price hike in less than a year, ended up watching Loki 2 also on Stremio. Fuck this greedy assholes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reel Big FishGPT⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s probably where its headed. At least that’s the impression to that I get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burgers⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The truth some of y'all need to hear⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free trial has expired⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think there’s a Val Kilmer film about this.