Image I set this up the second or third time I saw a post from you, and it’s proven largely redundant since then.
you won't regret it
Submitted 1 day ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Comments
dastechniker@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
violet08@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
i’m not a one trick pony, i have my fair share of non horny posts😒
dastechniker@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Garbagio@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Yeah idk how “I’m your wife now” is horny, or really any of your relationship posts. Unless they assume the primary reason for a relationship is sex, or they assume your primary reason for a relationship is sex, which says a lot more about them.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Just during ovulation!
(Same tho, I just haven’t hornyposted on lemmy 👀)
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I consider this legally binding btw
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 5 hours ago
Every time i see a potential hornypost, i try to guess whether it is by violet08. Makes me smile when i guess right.
Of course it’s fucking violet08, who else could this be
Is exactly what i thought the second i saw this one :D
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
I’m just a 26 year old baby, I don’t think I’m old enuogh to have wife.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Violet, you’re famous now, I knew it was you before I even read your username
Enkrod@feddit.org 3 hours ago
Sorry love, you seem like a fun personality and I’d love to chat, but marry? I’m old enough to be your father and I personally think that disqualifies me as a daddy.
Asafum@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
We should make a roller derby and chili cookout team
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
communism
Ziglin@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Yes?
definitely_AI@feddit.online 20 hours ago
Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.
python@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
User was kicked from the polycule for this message
athatet@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Oh cool.
Hey babe. How was your day?
MrChewy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Ugh, accidentally sent this meme to like 3 people and now I have to deal with the birocracy cuz of a buggy phone, not of to a great start. Would you mind giving me a foot massage please perchance?
STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Oh no, not again
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
My last wife isn’t into sharing, sorry. You’ll have to fight to the death.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
they both turn to face you, swords at the ready
‘o no’
reev@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
I also choose this guy’s wife’s husband
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
The good news is that now you’ve got two.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
Sorry, I’m taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 1 day ago
I knew this was going to be violet when I scrolled by
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 20 hours ago
It looks pink to me.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 20 hours ago
Nice try, Nicole.
Bahnd@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Im just happy Lemmy is developing its own novelty accounts and inside jokes. Reminds me of better, older days.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Wtf did I do
Yliaster@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
what if im gay?
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
You transform into a lesbian.
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 5 hours ago
So that’s what Optimum Pride is
Bonje@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Forcefemmed again
Yliaster@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Smh.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I didn’t expect to get married when I opened Lemmy today
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
*slams divorce papers on the table
I came prepared for this.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I just showed my husband 🥰
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
yayyy
one more for the collection!!
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
My girlfriend might get jealous, you might have to marry her too
Then maybe we’ll marry each other
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Oh gosh and then y’all might hold hands? I’m into this 👉👈
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 5 hours ago
H-holding hands!?!?!? You sick deviant!
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Is this like a time share type situation?
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 23 hours ago
I get the feeling violet08 might like my wife more than me
daggermoon@piefed.world 9 hours ago
mommy?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
At least 25 or divorce, I do make the rules though.
How tf did you get famous just by posting this?
rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 5 hours ago
does seeing this pic from two people makes two wives, or does the latest one overwrite all previous ones 🤔
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Up next on Sister Wives
Gonzako@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Damn, guess we marrying now
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Wife?
This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.
— boomers
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
I want a divorce.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Hi violet08
bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Legally, I can get a no fault anullment if you don’t put out within the first 30 days.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
It Violet, I don’t think that’s an issue.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
What the fuck did you do to my wife?
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 1 hour ago
Good luck!