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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨violet08@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Good luck!

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  • dastechniker@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image I set this up the second or third time I saw a post from you, and it’s proven largely redundant since then.

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    • violet08@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i’m not a one trick pony, i have my fair share of non horny posts😒

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      • dastechniker@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image you know what thats so real girlboss, updated it for you

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      • Garbagio@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah idk how “I’m your wife now” is horny, or really any of your relationship posts. Unless they assume the primary reason for a relationship is sex, or they assume your primary reason for a relationship is sex, which says a lot more about them.

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      • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just during ovulation!

        (Same tho, I just haven’t hornyposted on lemmy 👀)

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I consider this legally binding btw

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  • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every time i see a potential hornypost, i try to guess whether it is by violet08. Makes me smile when i guess right.

    Of course it’s fucking violet08, who else could this be

    Is exactly what i thought the second i saw this one :D

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  • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m just a 26 year old baby, I don’t think I’m old enuogh to have wife.

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Violet, you’re famous now, I knew it was you before I even read your username

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  • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sorry love, you seem like a fun personality and I’d love to chat, but marry? I’m old enough to be your father and I personally think that disqualifies me as a daddy.

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  • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We should make a roller derby and chili cookout team

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    • kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      communism

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes?

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    • definitely_AI@feddit.online ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.

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      • python@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        User was kicked from the polycule for this message

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  • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh cool.

    Hey babe. How was your day?

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    • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ugh, accidentally sent this meme to like 3 people and now I have to deal with the birocracy cuz of a buggy phone, not of to a great start. Would you mind giving me a foot massage please perchance?

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      • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Bureaucracy?

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  • STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh no, not again

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My last wife isn’t into sharing, sorry. You’ll have to fight to the death.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      they both turn to face you, swords at the ready

      ‘o no’

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      • reev@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I also choose this guy’s wife’s husband

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The good news is that now you’ve got two.

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sorry, I’m taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?

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  • StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I knew this was going to be violet when I scrolled by

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It looks pink to me.

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nice try, Nicole.

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    • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Im just happy Lemmy is developing its own novelty accounts and inside jokes. Reminds me of better, older days.

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wtf did I do

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  • Yliaster@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    what if im gay?

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    • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You transform into a lesbian.

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      • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So that’s what Optimum Pride is

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      • Bonje@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Make my life, pls

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Forcefemmed again

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      • Yliaster@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Smh.

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I didn’t expect to get married when I opened Lemmy today

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    *slams divorce papers on the table

    I came prepared for this.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just showed my husband 🥰

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  • kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yayyy

    one more for the collection!!

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My girlfriend might get jealous, you might have to marry her too

    Then maybe we’ll marry each other

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh gosh and then y’all might hold hands? I’m into this 👉👈

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      • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        H-holding hands!?!?!? You sick deviant!

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  • you_are_dust@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this like a time share type situation?

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  • thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I get the feeling violet08 might like my wife more than me

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    mommy?

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least 25 or divorce, I do make the rules though.

    How tf did you get famous just by posting this?

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  • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      does seeing this pic from two people makes two wives, or does the latest one overwrite all previous ones 🤔

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      • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Up next on Sister Wives

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Damn, guess we marrying now

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wife?

    This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.

    — boomers

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want a divorce.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hi violet08

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Legally, I can get a no fault anullment if you don’t put out within the first 30 days.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It Violet, I don’t think that’s an issue.

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      • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What the fuck did you do to my wife?

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