flamingo_pinyata
@flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Another day of AWS outages 1 day ago:
Probably undoing whatever it was they did on Monday (and badly patched in the meantime)
- Comment on As Microsoft Forces Users to Ditch Windows 10, It Announces That It’s Also Turning Windows 11 into an AI-Controlled Monstrosity 2 days ago:
Windows team is desperate to remain relevant.
I suspect most Microsoft revenue these days comes from Azure and the cloud version of Office. Windows OS is pretty much irrelevant other than as a platform to distribute other products.
- Comment on I'm too stupid for this 3 days ago:
Ah favorite words of professors everywhere
“obviously”
“simply”
“trivially” - Comment on Pants too! 4 days ago:
Are these the Handschuhe Germans talk about
- Comment on Replacement.AI: Humans no longer necessary 5 days ago:
If anyone is in doubt - this is clearly satire
- Comment on Logitech CEO Hanneke Faber wants an AI agent in every board meeting 6 days ago:
she suggests that every board meeting should include an AI bot – and perhaps, in the not-so-distant future, replace the entire board with bots altogether
She’s got a point though
- Comment on An unexpected punch 1 week ago:
- Comment on The highlighted division and factions of Lemmy. 1 week ago:
There’s a lot of people out there whose goal is to feel morally superior, rather than change the world in any way.
They tend to congregate at the extremes both left and right. Anywhere when they can loudly judge and exclude others. - Comment on It's for *mhm* transformation 2 weeks ago:
200€ for what quantity? If we’re talking about a few ml per package, i might have a reliable supplier of some … “salmon” sperm.
- Comment on Let's be honest about this 2 weeks ago:
This Marylin Manson story reached even Eastern Europe. I didn’t know who Marylin Manson was or anything else about him but I knew he removed his rib to suck his own dick.
- Comment on 💩. 2 weeks ago:
💩
- Comment on They deported my Chihuahua 2 weeks ago:
Did they deport it back to Chihuahua?
- Comment on United States of Autism 3 weeks ago:
It’s time to introduce everyone to the concept of Culture bound syndrome
- Comment on Regulating AI hastens the Antichrist, says Palantir’s Peter Thiel 3 weeks ago:
He’s more of a “High Priest of Antichrist” type. He’d fit perfectly as a season villain in Buffy.
- Comment on Catty Harlots 3 weeks ago:
You can just feel Siegesbeck was a major pervert.
“Some plants reproduce using a type of sexual reproduction…”
“Slut!”
- Comment on Jimmy Kimmel is The Most Boring, Cringe and Unfunny Comedian Ever; People Should Boycott Disney for Getting His Show Back. 3 weeks ago:
Arguments about the difference between shitpost and ragebait incoming … I love the smell of internet drama in the morning
- Comment on Shakes pear 4 weeks ago:
thou art hot = thot ?
- Comment on China Road Trip Exposes List of Uninvestable Assets in the West 4 weeks ago:
Investors be investering.
No understanding about building a business. Companies just magically appear as fully developed and profitable, then you milk them for short term returns.
- Comment on Legend of Sonic 4 weeks ago:
Which end goes into the square hole?
- Comment on Good shot indeed 5 weeks ago:
What, you think a president needs to be alive to be president? North Korea would disagree.
- Comment on labubu 5 weeks ago:
Not just yet. Now that the knowledge of Labubus is mainstream they will go out of fashion soon. But there will be one last wave while normies pretend to be fashionable.
- Comment on Where is this located? Asking for a friend... 5 weeks ago:
Ssimply wank ssalon & sspa
- Comment on Bottom text 1 month ago:
not only a repost but a repost less than 1h after the original
- Comment on Age check 1 month ago:
Such a silly scandal. Let people enjoy sex. Sure he was technically her boss but it was fully consensual and neither side regrets it.
Compare to some recent American presidents…
- Comment on Gotta Smash 1 month ago:
We Europeans offer the use of CERN at no cost for this purpose. With the only condition that you’ll need to find a way to get rid of the toxic purple sludge somewhere far away.
- Comment on Llama 1 month ago:
there’s no cock like horse cock
- Comment on Throwback to peak plague time when the animals were wondering where all the hoomans went 😂 1 month ago:
Is any of them named Carl? It might be a llamacalypse
- Comment on jsjs 1 month ago:
Instrucciones confusas. Todos se fueron al coño de la madre de OP
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
First you need to persuade the police officer you’re white. If you think you can get away because your skin is pale, think again. It doesn’t make you white.
American system of racism is not for beginners.
- Comment on When AI summarised you a 3 word post into a single sentence 2 months ago:
It’s even better when it summarizes a 2 paragraph email into 3 paragraphs.
