Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Comment on Good night sweet prince 1 hour ago:
Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:
“WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”
- Comment on Hytale's out now and its devs are advising those suffering download issues or errors to keep plugging away 5 hours ago:
They literally said people should download it earlier to avoid this and then the launcher says you can’t and need to wait for release… Self own. Bunch of jerkoffs.
- Comment on Ah yes, a Palworld card game is on the way, can't think of any other creature collector that has one of those 1 day ago:
Palworld devs to Nintendo:
- Comment on We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages 2 days ago:
I did and the results were kinda hilarious.
I was working as a technician at the time and went to a theater I wasn’t familiar with, I needed to use the bathroom and saw a few people cleaning so I asked them if the knew where the bathroom was.
“No ingles, no ingles!”
Oh good I can try my Spanish! “Donde estas el bano?”
“No ingles, no ingles!”
…but I’m speaking Spanish now… Lol
- Comment on A little reminder from history 4 days ago:
It’s a shame no actual conservatives will see this.
Currently they believe “we’re not Nazis, we like Jews and there are no gas chambers.” Because apparently that’s the only criteria at all that can make you a Nazi…
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 5 days ago:
Nah, if that were the case I’d be Twelve.
- Comment on After Claiming Maduro Was Its Kingpin, DOJ Now Admits in Court That 'Cartel De Los Soles' Isn't a Real Group | Common Dreams 6 days ago:
In another thread someone mentioned this could simply be about the message to the world.
“See, we did it, my government didn’t stop me. We’ll do it to you too if you don’t give me what I want.”
Fucking Mafia “government”…
- Comment on Protein bar 1 week ago:
🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶
- Comment on You have ceo potential (derogative) 2 weeks ago:
My mom used to say I should be a lawyer because of my ability to argue. I know she didn’t mean anything bad by it, but I always took it as an insult lol
- Comment on Transcribed text of Samantha Fulnecky's assignment, paper, and professor's comments 3 weeks ago:
I mean it is Oklahoma, we couldn’t possibly expect more of them… :/
