Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
all have the option to connect to the internet
Hey and soon in NY that means you’ll need to have your face scanned or give your government ID to your microwave or you won’t be allowed to use it!
Yay future! … /wrist
- Comment on What’s the endgame? 1 day ago:
He always goes just one step too far for me and makes blanket assumptions that only serve to “prove” his point.
Once he did the whole “mark of the beast, microchip you, brand you” and the Freemasons bit I remember from my conspiracy theory days 20 years ago I just groaned… In videos previously he just ended with “oh btw this is a war for control of global human consciousness.” Like come on man…
I know he’s making predictions, but too many times he says x,y,z will happen because it’s their only choice when it isn’t. A student even asked him why can’t the US just claim victory and back out and he claims the entire economy would collapse and Iran would become the leader of the Middle East. Major doubt there. Another time he mentioned Israel wants the us to collapse so they can be the big dog in the middle east, but again, how does that make and sense? Israel can just keep using us as they have been forever to do their heavy lifting and keep shoveling money at them.
I find his videos are like 70% nodding in agreement or at least saying ok that make a bit of sense and 30% like what the actual fuck man, stop watching YouTube conspiracy videos…
- Comment on I'm home sick today. Stomach bug. Feel like shit. Cheer me up with memes please! 1 day ago:
- Comment on you won't regret it 2 days ago:
So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?
- Comment on [TheGamer] Crimson Desert Adds Denuvo Just A Week Before Release 3 days ago:
“We spent extra time polishing the game and optimizing it, hey let’s just add one more thing! Yeah! Ruined optimization! Gamers love that!”
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- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 3 days ago:
My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala
- Comment on After killing Ali Khamenei why doesn’t the US attack Mojtaba Khamenei? 3 days ago:
I saw a headline the other day that his “base” was attacked, so I think they are trying to kill him.
- Comment on Reborn as a Vending Machine Season 3 Drops Main Trailer and Key Visual, Premieres on April 1 3 days ago:
Seriously! I was working on something and decided to just put some random thing on my other monitor that I wouldn’t care to pay much attention to and I ended up actually watching it lol
- Comment on love venn diagrams🫶 3 days ago:
Ahh yes the Entertain Dog (homo dog) lol
- Comment on meirl 4 days ago:
I mean you never know when you’ll need a spare set of bones. It’s smart to keep an extra set of bones in the trunk of your car along with some emergency equipment, ropes, and a shovel.
- Comment on New York Bill Would Force Age ID Checks at the Device Level 5 days ago:
Apparently Louisiana was the first state to really push for this kind of stuff so I seriously doubt conservatives in government would stop pushing stuff like this either.
It’s one of those things that’s going to be inevitable… It’s always “FoR tHe KiDs” but it’s really about knowing exactly what every citizen is doing at all times so they can come after you for whatever displeases them.
- Comment on New York Bill Would Force Age ID Checks at the Device Level 5 days ago:
… I really don’t want to have to stop using all fucking technology now. Ffs this is absolutely disgustingly absurd. EVERYTHING GETS HACKED I am not tying my ID and real name to literally everything I do on an electronic device…
- Comment on Other guys never notice 5 days ago:
They’re all missing the horse jumping competition in the background! They almost cleared 5 people!
- Comment on guys its fries it was always fries 1 week ago:
I dip my sweet and sour dip in the frosty! Don’t tell me not to double dip. I’ll dip my dip and dip the burger in that after! Then I’ll throw it all away because I ruined perfectly good Wendy’s food.
I need to stop doing that…
- Comment on These RAM prices are out of hand 1 week ago:
Jesus Christ that’s pretty much what I bought last year for like $200 or something…
- Comment on update 1 week ago:
The staff of Agangofmen is stuffed in place and I’m ready to begin casting all over the place.
- Comment on Writing something, how would you describe his sleeping “expression”? 1 week ago:
Or disinterested, bored, depending on the greater context even possibly dejected.
- Comment on Writing something, how would you describe his sleeping “expression”? 1 week ago:
Yeah that sounds pretty light lol
I’m definitely not a writer, but “Fallen into a deep sleep, his face expressionless, a light snore escaped (escapes?) him” sounds nice to me.
I envy your confidence in writing! Every time I tried I get like 2 sentences down and immediately think “who the fuck am I to be writing something thinking anyone should even care to read this?” Lol
- Comment on Writing something, how would you describe his sleeping “expression”? 1 week ago:
That’s a tough one because there isn’t an expression there at all, it’s almost completely “blank” or neutral. There isn’t anything that would hint towards enjoyment to say it’s peaceful or even calm. It seems almost like a deep sleep, I might even describe it as “a sleep so deep they were devoid of expression.”
- Comment on havent had it since friday🫠 1 week ago:
39/M/No longer on AOL.
:P
- Comment on havent had it since friday🫠 1 week ago:
Try 4 years with no end in sight lol
- Comment on Americans: How the hell do you meet new people or get into relationships after college? 1 week ago:
I don’t. Been single for almost 10 years now. Tried online dating for 8 of those 10 years with absolutely no luck. Made things worse by renting a garage “apartment” so I could live closer to my job which is way out in old rich people land…
So I just gave up and accepted that I’ll be single living in someone else’s garage/basement until I decide I’ve had enough and walk deep into the woods somewhere to “flip the off switch” as it were.
- Comment on "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump 2 weeks ago:
He can be correct in that due to fucking Congress being like “it’s ok, if it’s just a quick murder of civilians, and captures of leaders, then it isn’t an act of war it’s just a “special operation” so it doesn’t count.”
… /wrist
- Comment on What do you think of Paramount merging with Warner Bros. Discovery to create a new media company? 2 weeks ago:
I am 100% convinced that Ellison chased this deal specifically for control over CNN.
Now the Reich wing has control over most tv media outlets. All they need is to obtain MS Now and they’d have everything.
- Comment on Accept your appearance and impress others with your soul 2 weeks ago:
Reason #382627542 I had to stop using online dating sites lol
- Comment on Valve accused of "letting children and adults alike illegally gamble" via loot boxes in New York state lawsuit 2 weeks ago:
It is important to note that Valve’s promotion of games that glorify violence and guns helps fuel the dangerous epidemic of gun violence, particularly among young gamers who can become numbed to grave violence before their brains are fully developed," the attorney general alleges.
Boooooommmmmmeeeeerrrrrr looooggggiiiicccc goooooo awwwwaaaayyyyy.
- Comment on Data centers are now hoarding SSDs as hard drive supplies dry up 2 weeks ago:
“Why does the population hate us? We’re only completely destroying the consumer electronics market, accelerating climate change, aiming to eliminate countless jobs, increasing power costs, and stealing the works of millions of people to feed our system all so we can get even more obscenely wealthy? Please clap.”
- Comment on I missed the Pedo/Nazi extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes? 2 weeks ago:
“I fixed the economy. You’re all rich now.”
“Iran is going to kill us all if you don’t let me glass the whole area for
Isrealour safety.”“The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America.”
“Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It’s too much winning for them.”
- Comment on Next round on you! 2 weeks ago:
“umm… Yes?”
- Comment on Life advice from the pedophile in chief himself. 2 weeks ago:
I was too busy evacuating my colon
Ahhh, a reenactment of the state of the union then.
