Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Comment on Thilk 2 days ago:
I think I messed up, I shook instead of whipped and got moose
- Comment on How possible is it that Trump is doing some "insider trading" regarding the possible Iran strike in Polymarket? 4 days ago:
- Comment on Meta’s new deal with Nvidia buys up millions of AI chips 5 days ago:
“AI chip race”
Some billionaire potentially gets richer, or crashes the entire economy.
Either way every regular person loses. :(
- Comment on Same thing with Tiktok videos 6 days ago:
My coworker is literally doing it right now… Somehow he has a seemingly endless supply of random videos with the annoying chipmunk voice changer old people find hilarious for some reason.
- Comment on You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you 1 week ago:
I feel even worse knowing that aside from being a depressed loser I’m also a coward.
They had the confidence to go and dickpress that button. Takes balls to dickpress a button.
- Comment on Where is the love? 1 week ago:
Oof. You didn’t have to hit me baby one more time.
- Comment on Sick days 1 week ago:
My coworker with sick days: I don’t want to waste them, I want to go on a month vacation so I’m coming in sick and getting you all sick.
- Comment on US debt forecast to hit $64T in a decade as Trump policies widen deficit 1 week ago:
Shrodingers deficit: it both matters and doesn’t matter until you observe the white house and see who occupies it.
It matters when a Democrat occupies it and doesn’t when a Republican does…
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 1 week ago:
Little column a, little column b
- Comment on What's with companies naming things "MyNoun"? 2 weeks ago:
While covering up the fact that you more than likely don’t even own the product, you simply paid full price for license to use it that they can revoke at any time.
Yay modern corporate garbage!
- Comment on Steam Machine & Steam Frame FAQ - RAM and storage crisis to blame for no pricing or dates 2 weeks ago:
I have waited years and years and years to get a VR set, just waiting for valve to make their new set and just as they fucking announce it billionaire pieces of shit looking to get rich getting people fired with their AI bullshit destroy the computer electronics market… Scumbags…
- Comment on There isn't a person on earth that doesn't look cooler with sunglasses on. 2 weeks ago:
I don’t lol
I can’t find a single pair that I don’t look absolutely ridiculous in. But then again people have said I look like Peewee Herman so I look ridiculous no matter what is on my stupid face lol
- Comment on CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant 2 weeks ago:
The problem is ownership.
These scumbags own all the means to produce and will demand compensation for their products. The one thing I don’t understand is if these fucks remove all the workers then who has money to buy their products? There isn’t an infinite demand for electricians, plumbers, carpenters etc etc… so there are going to be a lot of people without the means to earn a living.
I think the ownership class is thinking of revising “let them eat cake” into “let them eat dirt. We have no need for them.”
- Comment on Reddit is now promoting ads for fascist paramilitary invaders 2 weeks ago:
“US Border Patrol”
Tagline: Go Beyond.
…um no? You’re not supposed to be going beyond the border. That’s like the whole point of the thing…
- Comment on It's a "patience" building exercise? 2 weeks ago:
Also, we’re not calling it a bowel movement, it’s a Bodily Cleansing Event.
- Comment on General tso chicken is just chinese 10 piece nuggets with McDonald's bbq. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Mexico Conspires to Invade US, says Book Promoted by Trump 3 weeks ago:
MAGA: See! If they can’t steal our jobs by sneaking in, they’re going to steal our jobs by force! We have to nuke Mexico first and New Mexico too just to be safe!
- Comment on I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area 3 weeks ago:
Where’s Ken M when you need them.
I’d expect a response like “well if it’s California it would only appear to hurt more, but that’s only because there are more actors in California.”
- Comment on Buttcoin 3 weeks ago:
Literally the opposite for me…
I bought at 7k and listened to my family telling me it’s a scam and I’d be the idiot left holding the bag when everyone sold off so I sold at like 15k or something, I don’t remember exactly what. Double, sure, but every time I see that 100k I get so mad for listening to them…
- Comment on TikTok uninstalls are up 150% following U.S. joint venture 3 weeks ago:
I do hope TikTok crashes and burns so the new owner loses on their bid.
They bought it to control the narrative on important topics so a loss isn’t a big deal to them. You apparently already can’t talk about Epstein and anti-ICE stuff gets hidden.
- Comment on Who wants cake? 4 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Good question tbh 4 weeks ago:
Imagine we actually got the future the cartoons of the past promised. We’d all be terrified of drunk/stupid people in flying cars crashing through our roof at all times of the day lol
- Comment on Hubble uncovers the secret of stars that defy ageing 4 weeks ago:
Is it red wine and a Mediterranean diet?
- Comment on If only 4 weeks ago:
What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That’s what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!
- Comment on If only 4 weeks ago:
With the ramps. Dirt ramps don’t kiss very well though…
- Comment on If only 4 weeks ago:
My childhood! A friend named Derek and everything! I was even the one who’d be most likely to hit my head testing ramps we made out in the woods for our bikes lol
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 5 weeks ago:
It’s “my party” as in: I hold my nose, disgusted at the fact they’re the only viable option until we change the voting system, but am fully aware they’re 90% shit and do dumbass fucking things like “make the same person Republicans wanted as a justice be an attorney general responsible for holding Trump accountable.”
Doesn’t change the fact that Mitch McFuck is a piece of shit that has no standards other than “whatever gets me more power.”
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 5 weeks ago:
Under Obama II, Mitch McConnell succeeded in preventing liberal justices to be confirmed in the Senate, leaving a notorious psychopath/narcissistic sociopath to fill 3 conservative justices in a single term, despite being one of the least popular presidents of all time.
I still rage thinking about this…
Obama: Scalia dies in the beginning of the election year and Mitch McFuck says “it’s too close to the election, we need to let the people decide.”
Trump: Ginsberg dies WHILE MAIL IN VOTING IS HAPPENING and Mitch McFuck rams through a nomination…
God I hate that piece of shit.
- Comment on Good night sweet prince 5 weeks ago:
Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:
“WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”
- Comment on Hytale's out now and its devs are advising those suffering download issues or errors to keep plugging away 5 weeks ago:
They literally said people should download it earlier to avoid this and then the launcher says you can’t and need to wait for release… Self own. Bunch of jerkoffs.
