Asafum
@Asafum@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's a "patience" building exercise? 11 hours ago:
Also, we’re not calling it a bowel movement, it’s a Bodily Cleansing Event.
- Comment on General tso chicken is just chinese 10 piece nuggets with McDonald's bbq. 22 hours ago:
- Comment on Mexico Conspires to Invade US, says Book Promoted by Trump 5 days ago:
MAGA: See! If they can’t steal our jobs by sneaking in, they’re going to steal our jobs by force! We have to nuke Mexico first and New Mexico too just to be safe!
- Comment on I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area 5 days ago:
Where’s Ken M when you need them.
I’d expect a response like “well if it’s California it would only appear to hurt more, but that’s only because there are more actors in California.”
- Comment on Buttcoin 6 days ago:
Literally the opposite for me…
I bought at 7k and listened to my family telling me it’s a scam and I’d be the idiot left holding the bag when everyone sold off so I sold at like 15k or something, I don’t remember exactly what. Double, sure, but every time I see that 100k I get so mad for listening to them…
- Comment on TikTok uninstalls are up 150% following U.S. joint venture 6 days ago:
I do hope TikTok crashes and burns so the new owner loses on their bid.
They bought it to control the narrative on important topics so a loss isn’t a big deal to them. You apparently already can’t talk about Epstein and anti-ICE stuff gets hidden.
- Comment on Who wants cake? 1 week ago:
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- Comment on Good question tbh 1 week ago:
Imagine we actually got the future the cartoons of the past promised. We’d all be terrified of drunk/stupid people in flying cars crashing through our roof at all times of the day lol
- Comment on Hubble uncovers the secret of stars that defy ageing 1 week ago:
Is it red wine and a Mediterranean diet?
- Comment on If only 1 week ago:
What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That’s what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!
- Comment on If only 1 week ago:
With the ramps. Dirt ramps don’t kiss very well though…
- Comment on If only 1 week ago:
My childhood! A friend named Derek and everything! I was even the one who’d be most likely to hit my head testing ramps we made out in the woods for our bikes lol
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 2 weeks ago:
It’s “my party” as in: I hold my nose, disgusted at the fact they’re the only viable option until we change the voting system, but am fully aware they’re 90% shit and do dumbass fucking things like “make the same person Republicans wanted as a justice be an attorney general responsible for holding Trump accountable.”
Doesn’t change the fact that Mitch McFuck is a piece of shit that has no standards other than “whatever gets me more power.”
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 2 weeks ago:
Under Obama II, Mitch McConnell succeeded in preventing liberal justices to be confirmed in the Senate, leaving a notorious psychopath/narcissistic sociopath to fill 3 conservative justices in a single term, despite being one of the least popular presidents of all time.
I still rage thinking about this…
Obama: Scalia dies in the beginning of the election year and Mitch McFuck says “it’s too close to the election, we need to let the people decide.”
Trump: Ginsberg dies WHILE MAIL IN VOTING IS HAPPENING and Mitch McFuck rams through a nomination…
God I hate that piece of shit.
- Comment on Good night sweet prince 2 weeks ago:
Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:
“WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”
- Comment on Hytale's out now and its devs are advising those suffering download issues or errors to keep plugging away 2 weeks ago:
They literally said people should download it earlier to avoid this and then the launcher says you can’t and need to wait for release… Self own. Bunch of jerkoffs.
- Comment on Ah yes, a Palworld card game is on the way, can't think of any other creature collector that has one of those 3 weeks ago:
Palworld devs to Nintendo:
- Comment on We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages 3 weeks ago:
I did and the results were kinda hilarious.
I was working as a technician at the time and went to a theater I wasn’t familiar with, I needed to use the bathroom and saw a few people cleaning so I asked them if the knew where the bathroom was.
“No ingles, no ingles!”
Oh good I can try my Spanish! “Donde estas el bano?”
“No ingles, no ingles!”
…but I’m speaking Spanish now… Lol
- Comment on A little reminder from history 3 weeks ago:
It’s a shame no actual conservatives will see this.
Currently they believe “we’re not Nazis, we like Jews and there are no gas chambers.” Because apparently that’s the only criteria at all that can make you a Nazi…
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 3 weeks ago:
Nah, if that were the case I’d be Twelve.
- Comment on After Claiming Maduro Was Its Kingpin, DOJ Now Admits in Court That 'Cartel De Los Soles' Isn't a Real Group | Common Dreams 3 weeks ago:
In another thread someone mentioned this could simply be about the message to the world.
“See, we did it, my government didn’t stop me. We’ll do it to you too if you don’t give me what I want.”
Fucking Mafia “government”…
- Comment on Protein bar 4 weeks ago:
🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶
- Comment on You have ceo potential (derogative) 5 weeks ago:
My mom used to say I should be a lawyer because of my ability to argue. I know she didn’t mean anything bad by it, but I always took it as an insult lol
- Comment on Transcribed text of Samantha Fulnecky's assignment, paper, and professor's comments 5 weeks ago:
I mean it is Oklahoma, we couldn’t possibly expect more of them… :/
