you won't regret it

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m keeping the kids, by the way do we have kids? Also I want child support.

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• Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Err… you might regret it though.

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  • definitely_AI@feddit.online ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s what I said. There’s reasons I wasn’t married. Reeeeeeeasonsssss.

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m certainly a human specimen being a person and I suppose this is the way this species we find partners so I guess it’s fine for me.

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well do make sure to tell me before you come home dear, I’ll make sure the mistress is out of the house and have your tea ready.

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• poke@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hope you’ve had a good one, wife

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• definitely_AI@feddit.online ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hah. Your loss. Have fun with that.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A step from nothing I guess

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  unbuttons pants

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ok

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Happy cake day and anniversary!

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    • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks! Are you my wife now?

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Could be worse.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sweet! Now someone will do the dishes, and cook! No more cereal dinners for me!

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll do tge dishes!

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  the text was supposed to be pixelated. meme ruined.

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Who makes the rules?

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• MasterNerd@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m an unemployed student so this seems like a win financially for me.

  Unless of course you’re even worse off then I am, then we’re both screwed

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  She does if she is the wife!

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• sidebro@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ok

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  hope you like anal.

  bite the pillow, I’m going in dry…

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