This post just shows how many Americans are on here. Buc-ees is shit. What other country would turn a gas station into a tourist attraction. Its sort of like a church for giant gas-guzzling child-smashing cars. Oh and dont forget to take a shit while you are there, tell your friends!
I was told it would be a cultural experience
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Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
protist@mander.xyz 2 hours ago
Arch Aplin, the owner of Buccee’s, is a huge Republican donor who backs Trump-aligned candidates in Texas. Buccee’s lost me when they opened one in Bastrop on 71 and planted a billboard over Hruska’s, trying to drive away their business, but I would never go there regardless.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
So villainous Dolly Parton is opening a series of alternative chains
consumptionone@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
The only reason I stop at Buc-ees when I’m driving past is because they actually clean the bathrooms. Worst part of many road trips is stopping at normal gas stations where the bathroom hasn’t been touched by a cleaning product in a very long time.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Their entire business model is build around a Clean Bathroom, literally everything else is just there because you wanted to not have to worry about sanitation
sartalon@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Exactly.
It’s always an unknown factor at other places. Some of them you feel like you are taking your life in your own hands.
But Buc-ees is always a guaranteed a clean experience.
Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
Oh I get it the culture that smears shit off their asshole with paper is concerned with a certain level of hygienic lol.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 1 hour ago
I dunno’ what the problem is. You cannot get syphilis if it’s just your piss hitting the toilet and surrounding area.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Pretty sure the whole idea of getting an STD from toilet seats is just people cheating and blaming a random toilet as an excuse.
db2@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
DarkPassenger@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I hate Buc-ees but they do have clean bathrooms and they always have working EV chargers
kalpol@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
I used to pit stop at the original buccees for the nice bathrooms back in the day. Small place, nice bathrooms, a little kitsch.
Then they did the new ones. I am from here and they still completely astound me. The jerky is good though so I stop and get a supply about once a year. Then I am shocked when they scream about brisket.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
The Cult of Buc-ees is only rivaled by the cult of personality of Kim Jong Un.
orlyowl@piefed.ca 5 hours ago
I’ve never been in one, but family brought home some of their “beaver nuggets” and I really couldn’t believe how disgustingly delicious they were. Basically they are big crunchy sugary things that taste a lot like plain Capn’ Crunch, but they go down by the handful way to easily.
A friend told me if you want to be really decadent you can eat them in a bowl with some milk like breakfast cereal.
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
I had the beaver nuggets for the first time this past summer…I found that they got even better a few days later as they got just ever so slightly stale…it gave them this wonderful “al dente” texture!
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Sheetz gang where you at?
golden_calf@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Same draw, you know it’ll have a clean bathroom. I don’t think they have any overlapping areas though.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
SWVA and NC have both now
Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 5 hours ago
Americans are so fucking dumb its embarrassing.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Clean as fuck bathrooms, pretty decent bbq, affordable snacks, jerky for days, cheapest ice you will find, they pay their employees a fair wage…
We are dumb, but not because of this.
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 45 minutes ago
Never work for a company that does not give employees a break during an 8 hour shift. I mean they’re not even allowed to sit down. Not even lying
Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
Hell yeah brother america is great again enjoy trump you deserve it.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
You’ve clearly never experienced the jerkey counter at Buc-ee’s.
More seriously: if you happen to be in Texas, and you’re driving somewhere, and you go by one, it’s amusing to check out. And the jerkey selection is bonkers, and they make it all, so it’s super fresh and great quality. But yeah, overall, it’s a bit hilariously overblown. The cult following is a bit much.
Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
I have jerked off on a counter yes.
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Jerky… Counter?
Goddamnit, yet another reason to visit a country right at the time I’d probably get arrested on the way in.
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Kindly go fuck yourself.
pennomi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Are they a minority though? Because the last election kinda proved otherwise.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Old timers: … Wall drug: Free water! Old timers: 🤯🤯🤯
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
One of two things in South Dakota
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Why are they called that??? XD
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 45 minutes ago
Because of the city Wall, South Dakota
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Wall drug!
Technus@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Buc-ees is the only good thing about Texas.
erie09@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Don’t forget the ice!
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Perusing the comments here makes me glad to be loyal to no corporation. I really have Nestle to thank. Knowing how evil they are from a young age has proven one of the best barometers.