thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on moist rodent 3 weeks ago:
I never jest. And stop calling me Shirley.
- Comment on On Jeopardy, does getting the Who/What/Where/When/Why part of the response necessary? 4 weeks ago:
What if your intonation just made it sound like a question?
“The Eiffel Tower?”
- Comment on Oa oa a 4 weeks ago:
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 5 weeks ago:
The bus
- Comment on Doot doot 5 weeks ago:
No
- Comment on US Department of Homeland Security Data Hub Exposed Sensitive Intel to Thousands of Unauthorized Users 5 weeks ago:
Well, Intel shouldn’t be so sensitive then.
- Comment on Sir? 1 month ago:
I get knocked down.
But I get up again. - Comment on Political Views 2 months ago:
I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.
- Comment on Anker is no longer selling 3D printers 2 months ago:
No. A compressed air tank can explode from too much pressure.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Now I lay me down to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infrared
How I hate the night - Comment on M'ananas 3 months ago:
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Comment on personal best on facebook 3 months ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 3 months ago:
- Comment on Keep going 3 months ago:
No one logs off.
- Comment on me when theres soup 4 months ago:
You can be sanitized?
- Comment on Lezyne Zecto Drive 200+ Rear Housing 4 months ago:
He looks quite concerned.
- Comment on burburbur 5 months ago:
“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”
- Comment on Same tbh 5 months ago:
Our sun will never explode, so you can feel better about that one.
It will only swell to a red giant and incinerate the inner planets.
- Comment on Is there a way to avoid those holes? 5 months ago:
Looks like you answered your own question. :)
- Comment on HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max 5 months ago:
I’ve always just called it HBO.
- Comment on he big, he attac 5 months ago:
He make a good snak
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 5 months ago:
Thanks, ants.
Thants.
- Comment on It would require about 31 hectares of corn ethanol to produce the same amount of energy generate 5 months ago:
I didn’t know solar panels could laugh.
- Comment on Please, guys. Call the staff. 5 months ago:
Touch the staff.
- Comment on Googly eyes make everything better 5 months ago:
Simon’s Cat’s evil twin?
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 5 months ago:
I don’t wear ties.
- Comment on xkcd #3075: Anachronym Challenge 6 months ago:
If there are, they won’t be for very long.
- Comment on xkcd #3075: Anachronym Challenge 6 months ago:
3 wood…
Golf announcers have been calling ‘fairway woods’ ‘fairway metals’ for a while. But since most of them are largely made of carbon fiber these days, even that is misleading.
Isn’t wood a sort of carbon fiber composite? Can we go back to calling them woods again?
- Comment on xkcd #3075: Anachronym Challenge 6 months ago:
Well, it certainly isn’t made of sidewalk.
- Comment on If you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law. 7 months ago:
