thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max 16 hours ago:
I’ve always just called it HBO.
- Comment on he big, he attac 1 week ago:
He make a good snak
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 1 week ago:
Thanks, ants.
Thants.
- Comment on It would require about 31 hectares of corn ethanol to produce the same amount of energy generate 2 weeks ago:
I didn’t know solar panels could laugh.
- Comment on Please, guys. Call the staff. 2 weeks ago:
Touch the staff.
- Comment on Googly eyes make everything better 2 weeks ago:
Simon’s Cat’s evil twin?
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 3 weeks ago:
I don’t wear ties.
- Comment on xkcd #3075: Anachronym Challenge 4 weeks ago:
If there are, they won’t be for very long.
- Comment on xkcd #3075: Anachronym Challenge 4 weeks ago:
3 wood…
Golf announcers have been calling ‘fairway woods’ ‘fairway metals’ for a while. But since most of them are largely made of carbon fiber these days, even that is misleading.
Isn’t wood a sort of carbon fiber composite? Can we go back to calling them woods again?
- Comment on xkcd #3075: Anachronym Challenge 4 weeks ago:
Well, it certainly isn’t made of sidewalk.
- Comment on If you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Normal people probably don't consider themselves normal. 2 months ago:
I normally don’t consider myself at all.
- Comment on I firmly believe all 3-4 letter acronyms will eventually be used for evil. 2 months ago:
ITYM TLAs and FLAs
- Comment on I don't want to enhance my productivity 2 months ago:
Productivity is for Produce.
- Comment on How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill potholes ? 2 months ago:
Asphalt has natural antigravity properties and tends to rise.
- Comment on Since Peanuts are legumes that are nut-like, it would be more accurate if they were named Nutpeas. 2 months ago:
You’re a legume, Charlie Brown.
- Comment on Spineless people have spines 2 months ago:
Not Mr. Lupner. He was born without one.
- Comment on Voted number one... 2 months ago:
Waffle Stompers Anonymous
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- Comment on Man does not live by bread alone. 2 months ago:
Some sort of butter would be good.
- Comment on Nails are just vestigial claws. 2 months ago:
Evolution is nothing but a series of happy accidents. And a graveyard of unhappy ones.
- Comment on An argument starter: which of these is the "second set of 4 digits in base 10"? (Body) 3 months ago:
I’ve told you once.
- Comment on Go into debt if you have to 4 months ago:
“I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton.”
- Comment on bird flu 4 months ago:
So, get all your birds vaccinated, kids.
- Comment on Close the damn window 6 months ago:
Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.
Norm MacDonald, probably
- Comment on Tiny Tineola bisselliella 6 months ago:
But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.
- Comment on Trying to reverse climate change won’t save us, scientists warn 6 months ago:
Much of the toll climate change takes — from rising seas to lost homes — can’t be undone
Wait, you’re telling me that cooling the planet won’t bring back destroyed homes? I don’t believe you.
Also, the article doesn’t say anything about “saving us”. It just says existing damage can’t be undone. e.g. it won’t unmelt glaciers that took centuries to form. Duh.
What’s the point of the article (based on the title) then? Should we just stop trying?
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 6 months ago:
Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
- Comment on "Times Heals All Wounds" and "This Too Shall Pass" may be true, but the time window doesn't have to happen during your lifetime. 6 months ago:
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Comment on Badgers 6 months ago:
No, this is a wolverine
