thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on I’ll just be over here… 1 week ago:
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
- Comment on Stupid sexy raft 2 weeks ago:
Sounds like a bit of Mark Twain…
Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansaw; a Bhuddist from China; a Brahmin from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping. Then I stayed away two whole days. When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh—not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court.
- Comment on NTOPNG: Quick Question 4 weeks ago:
My ddg foo was just a bit better than yours today. That’s all. I was intrigued.
- Comment on NTOPNG: Quick Question 4 weeks ago:
github.com/ntop/nDPI/issues/118
github.com/…/7d0397a8fb7bc6cc0841d84c48eab0e08f6e…
NDPI_PROTOCOL_FUN? CNN and Facebook are fun? Odd.
- Comment on moist rodent 2 months ago:
I never jest. And stop calling me Shirley.
- Comment on On Jeopardy, does getting the Who/What/Where/When/Why part of the response necessary? 2 months ago:
What if your intonation just made it sound like a question?
“The Eiffel Tower?”
- Comment on Oa oa a 2 months ago:
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 2 months ago:
The bus
- Comment on Doot doot 2 months ago:
No
- Comment on US Department of Homeland Security Data Hub Exposed Sensitive Intel to Thousands of Unauthorized Users 2 months ago:
Well, Intel shouldn’t be so sensitive then.
- Comment on Sir? 2 months ago:
I get knocked down.
But I get up again. - Comment on Political Views 3 months ago:
I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.
- Comment on Anker is no longer selling 3D printers 4 months ago:
No. A compressed air tank can explode from too much pressure.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Now I lay me down to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infrared
How I hate the night - Comment on M'ananas 4 months ago:
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Comment on personal best on facebook 4 months ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 5 months ago:
- Comment on Keep going 5 months ago:
No one logs off.
- Comment on me when theres soup 5 months ago:
You can be sanitized?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
He looks quite concerned.
- Comment on burburbur 6 months ago:
“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”
- Comment on Same tbh 6 months ago:
Our sun will never explode, so you can feel better about that one.
It will only swell to a red giant and incinerate the inner planets.
- Comment on Is there a way to avoid those holes? 6 months ago:
Looks like you answered your own question. :)
- Comment on HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max 6 months ago:
I’ve always just called it HBO.
- Comment on he big, he attac 7 months ago:
He make a good snak
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 7 months ago:
Thanks, ants.
Thants.
- Comment on It would require about 31 hectares of corn ethanol to produce the same amount of energy generate 7 months ago:
I didn’t know solar panels could laugh.
- Comment on Please, guys. Call the staff. 7 months ago:
Touch the staff.
- Comment on Googly eyes make everything better 7 months ago:
Simon’s Cat’s evil twin?
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 7 months ago:
I don’t wear ties.
