thenextguy
@thenextguy@lemmy.world
- Comment on 11 hours ago:
Now I lay me down to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infrared
How I hate the night - Comment on M'ananas 1 week ago:
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Comment on personal best on facebook 1 week ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Keep going 2 weeks ago:
No one logs off.
- Comment on me when theres soup 4 weeks ago:
You can be sanitized?
- Comment on Lezyne Zecto Drive 200+ Rear Housing 1 month ago:
He looks quite concerned.
- Comment on burburbur 1 month ago:
“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”
- Comment on Same tbh 1 month ago:
Our sun will never explode, so you can feel better about that one.
It will only swell to a red giant and incinerate the inner planets.
- Comment on Is there a way to avoid those holes? 1 month ago:
Looks like you answered your own question. :)
- Comment on HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max 2 months ago:
I’ve always just called it HBO.
- Comment on he big, he attac 2 months ago:
He make a good snak
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 2 months ago:
Thanks, ants.
Thants.
- Comment on It would require about 31 hectares of corn ethanol to produce the same amount of energy generate 2 months ago:
I didn’t know solar panels could laugh.
- Comment on Please, guys. Call the staff. 2 months ago:
Touch the staff.
- Comment on Googly eyes make everything better 2 months ago:
Simon’s Cat’s evil twin?
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 2 months ago:
I don’t wear ties.
- Comment on xkcd #3075: Anachronym Challenge 2 months ago:
If there are, they won’t be for very long.
- Comment on xkcd #3075: Anachronym Challenge 2 months ago:
3 wood…
Golf announcers have been calling ‘fairway woods’ ‘fairway metals’ for a while. But since most of them are largely made of carbon fiber these days, even that is misleading.
Isn’t wood a sort of carbon fiber composite? Can we go back to calling them woods again?
- Comment on xkcd #3075: Anachronym Challenge 2 months ago:
Well, it certainly isn’t made of sidewalk.
- Comment on If you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law. 3 months ago:
- Comment on Normal people probably don't consider themselves normal. 4 months ago:
I normally don’t consider myself at all.
- Comment on I firmly believe all 3-4 letter acronyms will eventually be used for evil. 4 months ago:
ITYM TLAs and FLAs
- Comment on I don't want to enhance my productivity 4 months ago:
Productivity is for Produce.
- Comment on How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill potholes ? 4 months ago:
Asphalt has natural antigravity properties and tends to rise.
- Comment on Since Peanuts are legumes that are nut-like, it would be more accurate if they were named Nutpeas. 4 months ago:
You’re a legume, Charlie Brown.
- Comment on Spineless people have spines 4 months ago:
Not Mr. Lupner. He was born without one.
- Comment on Voted number one... 4 months ago:
Waffle Stompers Anonymous
- Submitted 4 months ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 5 comments
- Comment on Man does not live by bread alone. 4 months ago:
Some sort of butter would be good.
