teslekova
@teslekova@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Trump in 2029 after removing the 22nd Amendment, watching Obama run again 1 week ago:
Obama would still win.
- Comment on Blue cheese is milk that has gone bad twice 1 week ago:
Ah, Roquefort… So salty and good…
- Comment on Dwarf Planets are people too 1 week ago:
Jupiter’s got diamond bones, baby.
- Comment on hey there, hot stuff 2 weeks ago:
Yes indeed, and I was making a terrible pun. 😄
- Comment on William Shatner And ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Actors React To News Of Series Ending 2 weeks ago:
Ha! Blaming people on Reddit is barely believable. Maybe an exec is a big Reddit fan, or it gets back to the board because the social media pr team keeps tabs on Reddit to make sure AMAs aren’t being given in problematic fora.
But Lemmy? Delusion.
- Comment on hey there, hot stuff 2 weeks ago:
I guess we just keep on touring then.
- Comment on We Spoke To Game Devs And All Of Them Hate DLSS 5: 'What The F***, Nvidia?' 2 weeks ago:
I guess you should read more. I’ve seen it used many times.
- Comment on I'm completely serious 2 weeks ago:
Good to know you’re okay!
I’m alright. Definitely on the edge of depression, though, thanks for asking. Probably makes me see things more seriously than otherwise.
Which could explain me answering your possibly rhetorical question in a shitpost thread. 🤔
It’s a tough time for a news junkie with an unstable mood. Trying to stop reading it, which is easier said than done. Focusing on shitposts instead of news has been helping. So do not stop! 😄
- Comment on IYKYK 2 weeks ago:
Nope, this is perfect. AI is completely wrong for shitposting. You chose well.
Also it’s actually a pretty solid job.
- Comment on I'm completely serious 2 weeks ago:
Bit harsh. You OK, OP?
- Comment on MEGA FLAG 2 weeks ago:
The transported feces is replaced with whatever the crewmember desires. In Picard’s case, Tea Earl Grey Hot! Riker gets a vibrator. Troi, a particular mix of heroin and qualuudes.
- Comment on Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse... 2 weeks ago:
And Dangermouse and Bananaman and Roger Ramjet.
- Comment on Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse... 2 weeks ago:
Under Chuck Morris’s racism is another fist! And it’s up Trump’s ass!
- Comment on What a nice blue and black dress. 2 weeks ago:
Yep, I thought the front was in shadow, so I always saw gold and white.
- Comment on Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers 2 weeks ago:
Mr Lee’s Hong Kong will be perfectly safe thanks to these friendly puppies!
- Comment on CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in Court 3 weeks ago:
This sort of hilarious act of subversion (pun intended) makes me wonder if the loonies who think it’s sentient are right.
- Comment on I made a replacement for my broken fridge handle 3 weeks ago:
Here’s how good your replacement is: I assumed the one on the bottom was the DIY one and you’d 3D printed it. Top one is much prettier.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Scaroused.
- Comment on Firearm Advice 4 weeks ago:
You’re both wrong, they’re for unscrewing really tight screws.
- Comment on whos your favorite borg? mine is localhost 4 weeks ago:
Big bada Borg, yeah she knows it’s a multiborg
- Comment on Also how do I know if it works? 4 weeks ago:
The trick, dear Kazu, is not minding that it hurts.
- Comment on I was told it would be a cultural experience 4 weeks ago:
Jerky… Counter?
Goddamnit, yet another reason to visit a country right at the time I’d probably get arrested on the way in.
- Comment on I know. Somehow, I've always known. 4 weeks ago:
Hot.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Cool, now you can quadcopter.
- Comment on ..? 5 weeks ago:
Ha! Same here.
- Comment on ..? 5 weeks ago:
Supporting Putin in the name of communism is the funniest thing tankies do, imo.
- Comment on ..? 5 weeks ago:
Tankie means someone who sometimes defends socialist authoritarian governments because they oppose the capitalist authoritarian governments.
They(we, sometimes, it’s complicated) have a tendency to forgive the crimes of those socialist governments. Sometimes this is justified, because the accusations are false, invented by capitalist media as propaganda.
However, sometimes it’s because we want to believe that the opposition to capitalism is always good and decent, when the truth is muddy and rather unpleasant: both sides suck in their own special ways, and you shouldn’t put anyone on a pedestal.
Here in the fediverse, anarchist leftists or left-libs are the norm, so we tankies get dogpiled pretty often. A pox on all hierarchical governments seems to be the way here.
- Comment on ..? 5 weeks ago:
You got the timeline wrong there. The US installed the Shah in the 50s, after destroying Iran’s democratic leftist government. Then in the 70s, the Iranian people rose up and removed the Shah. Almost immediately, though, the revolution was hijacked by fundamentalist clerics.
When the revolutionary government was put under pressure by an invasion from Saddam Hussein on behalf of George Bush Snr, which killed millions, that allowed the Revolutionary Guard to consolidate power, and become the brutally repressive government we see today.
- Comment on If I had a time machine I would go back in time and give all my friends their mental health diagnosis before they had to live through the really tough parts. 5 weeks ago:
Thank you for pointing me at that comic. Marvellous.
- Comment on ‘A feedback loop with no brake’: how an AI doomsday report shook US markets 5 weeks ago:
Phwoar.