Always there, just waiting.

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• wylinka@szmer.info ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  If you find your favourite cultivar and check for ripeness regularly before deciding to eat them, they’re very nice sweet treats :>. Not as easy to get into as apples, but personally I really dislike apple texture.

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  yeah you better run pear

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• Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Slight more elegant way to say got apples?

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pears internal textures feel like fuzzy apples. And not as good.

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe because pears I never know what I’m going to get, it’s usually a grainy piece of shit

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  • RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think I’ve had one actually good pear in my life. I might be being generous.

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m eating a 380g big ass motherfucker of a pear right now

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Because I don’t wanna break my teeth. These days, they’re hard as rock.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    We buy them, then wait a week for them to soften up, forget we bought them, discover the vinegar and flies in a month.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man up and grow a pear

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  The only reason I haven’t had a pear in a while is because the only kind I can find after moving are the brown ones that have the taste and texture of a sandy beach. Those pears suck ass. I want the kind pictured here.

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• DiscoCoffee@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Shout out to pears

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• cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know this is a shitpost, but to answer honestly… the last pear I had was when I was a child, and I’m in my 40s now.

  I still remember their wonderful taste and I haven’t been intentionally avoiding them. I just never came across an opportunity to eat one since my childhood. I’ve primarily consumed apples and oranges over the years and I can’t even remember seeing pears at the store.

  Maybe I should go check out my local grocery store and buy a few.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  In my case, literally yesterday.

  How come it’s that long ago? Because I don’t eat fruit in my sleep 🤷

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck the pair, I want to hear about the Druid!

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • cheat700000007@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He said fuck the pear.

      Remember to update us

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• cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got an Asian pear tree, a Nijisseiki specifically, a few years ago. Asian pears are usually really good, particularly the expensive ones that come in little pear bear bras. When you have your own tree though, you can harvest at absolute peak ripeness without having to worry about them going bad. Absolutely amazing fruit. Chill it in the refrigerator for an hour or two before eating so it’s cool but not cold. Perfect dessert.

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  • ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love how crisp they are!

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Please, bro! Pears are so good! Don’t you remember how it tasted? No? Maybe if you try harder? Still no? Ok, well trust us, it’s definitely memorable.

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• rajarizer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hear pears are healthier than apples! But apparently they have a shorter ripening window and logistically are way harder than apples. Basically, an apple is more profitable.

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• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Onion Newspaper fucking slaps. Everyone should get a subscription, well worth it.

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• West_of_West@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TIL that pears aren’t common in grocery stores? And people may not like these delicious fruits

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  • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because pears are similar to avocados in some way.

    1. Wannabe green apple
    2. Wannabe green apple
    3. Wannabe green apple ~ripe~
    4. Greenish Brownish slush that stinks up your house

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• PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are you watching me?

  I just ate a pear as 1st dessert with chamomile tea and opened Lemmy. Now onto my beloved popcorn.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  a pear of wut?

  1000003088

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• veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  [Sephiroth voice] “Shall I give you dis pear?”

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• ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Team D’anjou represent!

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• IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The pear makes a compelling argument

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I always have a pair with me…

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can’t stand the graininess just under the skin. And the rest of the flesh is too bland. Unripe, they’re woody and sometimes stringy. Maybe if you took a perfectly ripe one, peeled and cored and cut it up, and then squeezed half a lemon over it, I would try it. Otherwise, miss me with those nasty things.

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• garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well they would make my throat close up, but I’ll keep it in mind for when the world gets inevitably worse.

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