SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on Dubba bubba 19 hours ago:
I have the feeling it will be a bad dragon.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 22 hours ago:
Yep, that was what I was referring to. I’d be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 23 hours ago:
And then doing it on a live stream to show how it’s completely normal.
- Comment on Valve's new hardware will NOT be loss leaders 1 day ago:
but… I want it now?
- Comment on Jack Dorsey Releases Vine Reboot Where AI Content Is Banned 2 days ago:
This one
- Comment on Refrigerator ads are finally here! 2 days ago:
Fair point
- Comment on Refrigerator ads are finally here! 2 days ago:
AI: that’s a duck!
No, it’s a rotting cabbage. I should have gotten the dumb fridge.
- Comment on Refrigerator ads are finally here! 2 days ago:
That’s what I have a phone for.
But yeah, probably. And knowing Samsung, you would probably need a Samsung phone for the app sync.
- Comment on Jack Dorsey Releases Vine Reboot Where AI Content Is Banned 2 days ago:
Glory to seduction! Glory to the empire!
- Comment on Jack Dorsey Releases Vine Reboot Where AI Content Is Banned 2 days ago:
Did I seduce you a lot with my hard, polished shell? You can speak freely, nobody will ever know!
- Comment on Refrigerator ads are finally here! 2 days ago:
I still haven’t understood why people bought those. What it does a screen in my fucking fridge do any good for me?
- Comment on Jack Dorsey Releases Vine Reboot Where AI Content Is Banned 2 days ago:
They are going to implement an AI detector detector detector.
- Comment on How to find 2 days ago:
- Comment on A Flood of Green Tech From China Is Upending Global Climate Politics 5 days ago:
I’m so glad we slept on this and let almost all of our renewable industry go bankrupt. That will really pay off.
- Comment on Denmark's government aims to ban access to social media for children under 15 1 week ago:
The greater good!
- Comment on We never stop being kids. Our playground just gets bigger. 2 weeks ago:
How do you distinguish girl trees from boy trees? Ah, forget it. It doesn’t really matter.
- Comment on We never stop being kids. Our playground just gets bigger. 2 weeks ago:
Too fat 😭
- Comment on Same... 2 weeks ago:
You are going to be referred as the holy fertile land of mushrooming
- Comment on card game shop 2 weeks ago:
So, what would you like to show us?
- Comment on Can't have nice things 2 weeks ago:
THE BATTERY BRAND X COMES IN A PACK OF FOUR! THE BATTERY BRAND X LASTED TWICE AS LONG! VERY IMPRESSIVE! THE BATTERY BRAND X COSTS $17!
- Comment on We never stop being kids. Our playground just gets bigger. 2 weeks ago:
SWINGS, I WANT SWINGS! 😭
- Comment on We never stop being kids. Our playground just gets bigger. 2 weeks ago:
As long as they don’t introduce swings and a sandbox, I’m not going!
- Comment on Deezer is breaking down barriers between streaming services- users can now share playlists across platforms 3 weeks ago:
If they now manage to make their application bearable and remember where you’ve left, it could be a real great contender. But I just cancelled my subscription, because I was so enraged of this shit.
- Comment on Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?" 3 weeks ago:
Yes, but maybe it could have developed into a several times boob touching relationship, which would have been a multitude nicer.
- Comment on Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?" 3 weeks ago:
This was in the early 2000s and I still cringe today 😑
- Comment on Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?" 3 weeks ago:
I was visiting a friend who I had a crush on some many years ago and late at night she came into the guest room I was sleeping in, slid under my blanket, took my hand and placed it on her naked chest. I though “boob! 😃” and went back to sleep.
It took me years to understand she wanted to tell me something.
- Comment on Raven Big Mom 3 weeks ago:
She did, and by the age of 17 I realized it. But it grew on me so I let her teach it to my fiancé when I was older.
- Comment on World would be a better place 4 weeks ago:
Relax! Your aura is bright red!
- Comment on Trump Administration Buys 2 New Private Jets for Kristi Noem To Use 4 weeks ago:
I would feel like a pleb if I only had one private airplane. Like a barely rich hobo. They should have gotten her three to be honest.
- Comment on i hunger 4 weeks ago:
Chad hay!
