SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they were called like this because of their love of bicycles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, okay. I thought he kicked his slippers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I see. But anyway, we could at least make him tasty for the fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sorry guys i slept in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So you really didn't realise you were in purgatory the last few years? How?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump posted this in Truth.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand you, and I feel the same. But let's be real. We both know it's true. It's outrageous, it's dumb, it's aggressive and hateful, that's exactly up his ally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We should dry rub him first. Maybe add some bay leaves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppression.jpg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Moisturize me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WiFi signals can measure heart rate—no wearables needed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Suddenly your new dishwasher sends your health protocols to your doc. The fancy toilet helped with a consistency analysis and your smart lamps add a sleeping protocol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where did we go wrong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don't forget the great hat! I wouldn't want to be seen without one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gosh darn it ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, but the kids of a friend think I'm cool, so I've got that going for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gosh darn it ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can't recall how French people count, but I guess it's just something like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gosh darn it ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine seems to be defective at the knee somewhere in the back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta Smash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it's just fun to watch them annihilate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm not sure if we are doing that fine. The thing about the decades is there wasn't really a web for kids to browse. Nowadays it's different. But still, I agree with you. We should keep responsibility to the parents as long as possible. But I really don't think my friend's daughter should be browsing TikTok at her age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly, I agree with everything you wrote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I have to specify what I mean by trusted. I do not trust them with my browser history, but I do trust them handling my government-issued identity. I do however not trust a company with that identity because I know they will definitely use it for their own good. What I want is the complete and absolute separation of information. Everyone knows exactly what they need to know, not a byte more. I'm still not convinced we desperately need the possibility to identify us for every fucking service though. Keeping kids from accessing porn should be the task of the parent. Keeping kids out of porn, yes indeed, we all need to tackle that problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm not saying I'm for age verification. I'm just saying if it were for it, there'd be solutions.

  What I wrote I did while being barely awake in five minutes. Sure it needs work. But there'd be ways to do it without a camera up your butt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should avoid everything then. Besides that, what has that got to do with the issue?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And your solution is...?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Malicious compliance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I thought it read panfucked. Whatever that means.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm not talking about fingerprinting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That's the reason I don't want that for profit. What could it cost in additional taxes? 5 cents?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm with you on this one, but that's easy to say for me. I'm in IT anyway. I just have a hard time imagining how my sister for example would set this up for her kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That's the reason I wrote what I wrote. everyone only knows what they need to know. How do you think a third entity would identify you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends in what part you trust. I trust them with my ID, I wouldn't trust a random website. They know it anyway as they made it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can only verify with my own government. The rest I don't know. But shut up, that's how it works! /s

  To be honest, I have no clue. But dropping my pants to write a mail isn't what I want to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon says it doesn't 'have the means' to comply with age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Government sets up page to verify age. You head to it, no referrer. Age check happens by trusted entity (your government, not some sketchy big tech ass), they create a signed cert with a short lifespan to prevent your kid using the one you created yesterday and without the knowledge which service it is for. It does not contain a reference to your identity. You share that cert with the service you want to use, they verify the signature, your age, save the passing and everyone is happy. Your government doesn't know that you're into ladies with big booties, the big booty service doesn't know your identity and you wank along in private.

  But oh no, that wouldn't work because think of the... I have no clue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Given gelatin's source, it makes more sense as a savory dish than a dessert⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The head part is not my issue. The combination grosses me out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Given gelatin's source, it makes more sense as a savory dish than a dessert⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole process of farm to table is gross if you think about it.

  It is. But when you kill the animal, you can at least eat all of it.

  head cheese

  But that name is extremely disgusting.