SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on Companies with TLDs named after them is the best example of how ridiculously big those companies are. 5 days ago:
- Comment on Hostile architecture 5 days ago:
INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
- Comment on Why is kissing? 1 week ago:
Party on, Wayne!
- Comment on it's so fluffy 1 week ago:
X is a Roman number meaning 10, so it’s 10 hamsters! What a bargain!
- Comment on Man who failed to remove backyard cheese facility told to pay $120,000 1 week ago:
It would attract Dutch people.
- Comment on You wouldn't download a car 1 week ago:
No, but the car? Definitely.
- Comment on Yum 1 week ago:
If you were scammed into buying that copper, you’d write an angry clay brick yourself.
- Comment on The Wall People 2 weeks ago:
One of mine flunked out and false positived every few minutes after midnight. After the third time I accepted the risk and took the battery out for the night. The next day it went back to normal.
- Comment on Being 40 is fun 2 weeks ago:
You can’t just get up, you need to groan as well.
- Comment on Mmm...warm 2 weeks ago:
No cat shit?
- Comment on Deeper babe 2 weeks ago:
Look at that horse here. Two inches?
- Comment on Belief 2 weeks ago:
it correlates with love, so that checks out.
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 3 weeks ago:
Where do you think did the peasants get their barns from? And their scented oil lamps?
- Comment on My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day 3 weeks ago:
THAT wasn’t me, believe me. I’m fully dedicated to unclean nine 😐
- Comment on My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day 3 weeks ago:
Stop calling me that. I’m not that short!
- Comment on Delicious rocks 3 weeks ago:
You don’t need to sell it to me, I wanted to try before.
- Comment on No charges over Bob Vylan’s ‘death to IDF’ Glastonbury set, police say 3 weeks ago:
I hope nobody got killed by this sign, that sounds super dangerous 😑
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
With some tomatoes next we’d be able to make some nice food.
- Comment on A swing and a miss 3 weeks ago:
Yes, THE anthem for police forces!
- Comment on Quentin Tarantino probably got into movie making after misunderstanding what film footage meant. 3 weeks ago:
“OK, got the scene. Now stick that foot into my mouth!”
“What?”
- Comment on Sleep in Hea-Venn-ly peace 3 weeks ago:
Also stole the bedside milk and cookies.
- Comment on what was the worst enemy of feudalism? 3 weeks ago:
Capitalism, socialism and communism share the same enemy, greed and leaders without morale.
- Comment on The REAL news 3 weeks ago:
“cover”
You mean kiss their bungholes
- Comment on AI boom has caused same CO2 emissions in 2025 as New York City, report claims 3 weeks ago:
True, but let’s not forget New York is fucking huge and the people are not really known for being energy savers.
- Comment on 915 MHz Forecast: Rolling Your Own Offline Weather Station 4 weeks ago:
Which Christmas? This year?
- Comment on wait... 4 weeks ago:
That’s an interesting take, I hadn’t thought of this.
- Comment on Doctor ‘Strangled’ by Police Officer Until She Passed Out at Hunger Strike Protest 4 weeks ago:
Blackjack and hookers vibe here.
- Comment on Doctor ‘Strangled’ by Police Officer Until She Passed Out at Hunger Strike Protest 4 weeks ago:
No, that has nothing to do with protests. There’s simply no room for inherited status or power. Away with it.
- Comment on Doctor ‘Strangled’ by Police Officer Until She Passed Out at Hunger Strike Protest 4 weeks ago:
Eh, get rid of monarchy at all.
But, that’s off topic. We all need to fix our governments and make them work for the people, not for the criminals.
- Comment on AI Vending Machine Was Tricked into Giving Away Everything 4 weeks ago:
What was wrong with old-style vending machines? I had the feeling they were working pretty well for the last, don’t know, century?
But what do I know? I’m not cut from CEO material.
