SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on Deezer is breaking down barriers between streaming services- users can now share playlists across platforms 2 days ago:
If they now manage to make their application bearable and remember where you’ve left, it could be a real great contender. But I just cancelled my subscription, because I was so enraged of this shit.
- Comment on Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?" 3 days ago:
Yes, but maybe it could have developed into a several times boob touching relationship, which would have been a multitude nicer.
- Comment on Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?" 3 days ago:
This was in the early 2000s and I still cringe today 😑
- Comment on Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?" 3 days ago:
I was visiting a friend who I had a crush on some many years ago and late at night she came into the guest room I was sleeping in, slid under my blanket, took my hand and placed it on her naked chest. I though “boob! 😃” and went back to sleep.
It took me years to understand she wanted to tell me something.
- Comment on Raven Big Mom 6 days ago:
She did, and by the age of 17 I realized it. But it grew on me so I let her teach it to my fiancé when I was older.
- Comment on World would be a better place 1 week ago:
Relax! Your aura is bright red!
- Comment on Trump Administration Buys 2 New Private Jets for Kristi Noem To Use 1 week ago:
I would feel like a pleb if I only had one private airplane. Like a barely rich hobo. They should have gotten her three to be honest.
- Comment on i hunger 1 week ago:
Chad hay!
- Comment on DirecTV screensavers will show AI-generated ads with your face in 2026 1 week ago:
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 2 weeks ago:
cat ass trophy?
- Comment on 'No one can find him': Trump drops from public view again after 'slurring' military speech 3 weeks ago:
“You’ve got that Trump riz”
Take that back, or I’ll break your fingers!
- Comment on 'No one can find him': Trump drops from public view again after 'slurring' military speech 3 weeks ago:
I’m not going to celebrate the end of the problem, but the end of one of the worst offenders in public. And that I don’t have to watch his shitty face and hear his puke-like voice anymore. I’m going to celebrate the demise or incarceration of every single one of those assholes. And I’m not even on the same continent as them.
- Comment on Exposing Why Farmers Can't Legally Replant Their Own Seeds 3 weeks ago:
I’m not sure what my skepticism is based on exactly, but I know exactly who fueled it. Companies like Monsanto would happily poison everyone of us if it meant a short term profit.
No, wait. They DO happily poison us. Fuck them.
- Comment on Trekmovie.com: Scott Bakula-Led ‘Star Trek: United’ Pitch Explores Archer’s Family, Romulan War Aftermath 3 weeks ago:
A sitcom about the kids of Janeway and Paris it is then! With singing!
- Comment on Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment 3 weeks ago:
You could buy a really small one. Like a box.
- Comment on The Earth is reflecting less and less sunlight, study reveals 3 weeks ago:
Chill, Morbo. Geez, what a tense news monster.
- Comment on The Earth is reflecting less and less sunlight, study reveals 3 weeks ago:
We can just reverse wind turbines to make fans out of them and cool off.
- Comment on whatever happened to in-store coffee grinders? 3 weeks ago:
Funny enough, you want your coffee to off gas for some time after roasting. That’s why there are those little vents in the bags. Three days old coffee will foam a lot and taste off.
I don’t know how big the bags are you are buying, but I’m buying one kilo for between 20 and 50 Euro. Depending on how fancy I want it to be. But that’s hand-picked, fair trade, single origin coffee.
- Comment on I ain't got no Dino in this race. 4 weeks ago:
Why don’t you two finish your sentences? Don’t leave us hanging. It’s aliens, isn’t it?
- Comment on A skull unearthed in China challenges the timeline of human evolution, scientists say 4 weeks ago:
That’s what I like about science. You’re never too sure you know what’s happening. It just keeps being exciting. Imagine being religious and being told “we figured all out 2,000 years ago, there’s no need to keep looking”. Boring!
- Comment on Is Star Trek Discovery that bad? 4 weeks ago:
And all the crying… my god, so many tears 🙄
- Comment on smol 4 weeks ago:
Now it changed from biting off your face to chopping the tip of your dick. I don’t know what to fear more.
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 4 weeks ago:
GLORY TO YOUR HOUSE, GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 4 weeks ago:
That’s just my nature as a tortoise 💖
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 4 weeks ago:
Yes, same. I’m more than happy to just be horrified.
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 4 weeks ago:
How much?
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 4 weeks ago:
Oh, I must have missed that this isn’t the US. I just skipped over the headline.
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 4 weeks ago:
There’s still a lot to be mad and sad about, probably even in 2026. Don’t forget to feel peace and happiness from time to time, or it will eat you alive.
- Comment on moonshine 5 weeks ago:
Rock stares back: huh?
- Comment on Supersonic is a super awesome music player 5 weeks ago:
Didn’t it whip it? It’s been a while.