SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day 13 hours ago:
THAT wasn’t me, believe me. I’m fully dedicated to unclean nine 😐
- Comment on My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day 20 hours ago:
Stop calling me that. I’m not that short!
- Comment on Delicious rocks 1 day ago:
You don’t need to sell it to me, I wanted to try before.
- Comment on No charges over Bob Vylan’s ‘death to IDF’ Glastonbury set, police say 3 days ago:
I hope nobody got killed by this sign, that sounds super dangerous 😑
- Comment on 3 days ago:
With some tomatoes next we’d be able to make some nice food.
- Comment on A swing and a miss 3 days ago:
Yes, THE anthem for police forces!
- Comment on Quentin Tarantino probably got into movie making after misunderstanding what film footage meant. 5 days ago:
“OK, got the scene. Now stick that foot into my mouth!”
“What?”
- Comment on Sleep in Hea-Venn-ly peace 5 days ago:
Also stole the bedside milk and cookies.
- Comment on what was the worst enemy of feudalism? 5 days ago:
Capitalism, socialism and communism share the same enemy, greed and leaders without morale.
- Comment on The REAL news 5 days ago:
“cover”
You mean kiss their bungholes
- Comment on AI boom has caused same CO2 emissions in 2025 as New York City, report claims 5 days ago:
True, but let’s not forget New York is fucking huge and the people are not really known for being energy savers.
- Comment on 915 MHz Forecast: Rolling Your Own Offline Weather Station 6 days ago:
Which Christmas? This year?
- Comment on wait... 1 week ago:
That’s an interesting take, I hadn’t thought of this.
- Comment on Doctor ‘Strangled’ by Police Officer Until She Passed Out at Hunger Strike Protest 1 week ago:
Blackjack and hookers vibe here.
- Comment on Doctor ‘Strangled’ by Police Officer Until She Passed Out at Hunger Strike Protest 1 week ago:
No, that has nothing to do with protests. There’s simply no room for inherited status or power. Away with it.
- Comment on Doctor ‘Strangled’ by Police Officer Until She Passed Out at Hunger Strike Protest 1 week ago:
Eh, get rid of monarchy at all.
But, that’s off topic. We all need to fix our governments and make them work for the people, not for the criminals.
- Comment on AI Vending Machine Was Tricked into Giving Away Everything 1 week ago:
What was wrong with old-style vending machines? I had the feeling they were working pretty well for the last, don’t know, century?
But what do I know? I’m not cut from CEO material.
- Comment on it is legal to keep a kangaroo as a pet in oklahoma 1 week ago:
Yes, but people keep children at home and they can suck as well.
- Comment on Wait, I know you... 1 week ago:
Don’t overthink my bullshit 😅
He’s a monster, but I enjoyed him as a character way more than her, because she’s such a unpleasant person.
- Comment on US | FDA OKs libido-boosting pill for older women who have gone through menopause 1 week ago:
In 2019, the FDA approved a second drug for low female libido, an on-demand injection that acts on a different set of neurological chemicals.
😵💫
that would kill my mood instantly
- Comment on Return of 4GB RAM in smartphones by 2026 amidst DRAM crisis, microSD slots make a comeback 1 week ago:
Jesus Christ, can that bubble please pop already?
- Comment on serious business 1 week ago:
Oh shit, I laughed all evening. I might be an alien or a maniac or even a Peugeot driver.
- Comment on Wait, I know you... 1 week ago:
He’s better than Space Pope Karen.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
The lost city?
- Comment on People around the world are trying to learn English because it's the Lingua Franca, but imagine if the Lingua Franca of the world was a Tonal Language and the writing system was Logographic. 2 weeks ago:
The brain and the heart don’t always want the same things. At least not at the same time.
- Comment on Thank god! 2 weeks ago:
mighty harvest!
- Comment on Why don't compasses have just two Cardinal directions (North, East, -North, -East)? 2 weeks ago:
180° of Arctica and then 180°of Antarctica. Reasonable.
- Comment on My son asked to watch a Christmas movie today 2 weeks ago:
I’m more of a Lord of the Rings guy.
- Comment on He was first to try it! :) So brave. 3 weeks ago:
I mean… it wouldn’t really surprise me that much at this point.
- Comment on Bread mold 3 weeks ago:
Good luck finding the wrong type on Taleggio.