SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He was first to try it! :) So brave.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… it wouldn’t really surprise me that much at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good luck finding the wrong type on Taleggio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re an international organization of cheese lovers. Please do not “all molds are harmful” our Brie. Thanks.

  I really could go for some Brie now…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tuvix - Self-Hosted RSS Aggregator⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Janeway did nothing wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trure⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not really a fan of publicly traded companies, but I guess I could make an exemption here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zig quits GitHub, says Microsoft's AI obsession has ruined the service⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The bailout should transfer ownership to the public. Employees and (sane) products/services can stay, the idiots who tanked the company can shuffle off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨18 days til the deadline btw⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point it’d be less of a hassle to just buy black paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best vertical games on Android?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.midjiwan.polytopia

  I play this one more than I should

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason women cover their drinks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Steven Miller looks like some movie baddie from the Soviets back in the 80s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason women cover their drinks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Make sure you’re using a heavy glass and to throw it with the drink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes one think, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Boobwollag?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finding a private self hosted Google Photos alternative that doesn’t profit from my photos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s even better than Google’s in some regards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British mum detained by ICE agents in California as six-month old baby and stunned husband watch on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ms Paul has reportedly admitted that she had overstayed her visa but insisted she was told by her immigration lawyer officials this is commonly forgiven when filing for a spousal green card.

  This seems like a really great strategy in the current situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I try to quit. Math is the square root of all evil for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Math. Not even once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a near distant future⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They were scheduled to happen last year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *find out they loved it all their life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, they’re all uncultured swine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget we’re talking about MAGA men here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how many will develop a taste for dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a Targeted Individual and the Hat Man knows my every move.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what you think, but where’s your proof?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I see the patterns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Both wrong
  altr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How One Uncaught Rust Exception Took Out Cloudflare⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But at least it wasn’t a memory leak!!! 😭😭😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚣 🚣⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know this emoji existed, but now I don’t think I could abstain from using it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grampa when NYC elects a socialist mayor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Choke me harder, snake daddy!

  Or step snake? I can’t decide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have the feeling it will be a bad dragon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, that was what I was referring to. I’d be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then doing it on a live stream to show how it’s completely normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve's new hardware will NOT be loss leaders⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but… I want it now?