SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on 'No one can find him': Trump drops from public view again after 'slurring' military speech 1 day ago:
“You’ve got that Trump riz”
Take that back, or I’ll break your fingers!
- Comment on 'No one can find him': Trump drops from public view again after 'slurring' military speech 1 day ago:
I’m not going to celebrate the end of the problem, but the end of one of the worst offenders in public. And that I don’t have to watch his shitty face and hear his puke-like voice anymore. I’m going to celebrate the demise or incarceration of every single one of those assholes. And I’m not even on the same continent as them.
- Comment on Exposing Why Farmers Can't Legally Replant Their Own Seeds 4 days ago:
I’m not sure what my skepticism is based on exactly, but I know exactly who fueled it. Companies like Monsanto would happily poison everyone of us if it meant a short term profit.
No, wait. They DO happily poison us. Fuck them.
- Comment on Trekmovie.com: Scott Bakula-Led ‘Star Trek: United’ Pitch Explores Archer’s Family, Romulan War Aftermath 5 days ago:
A sitcom about the kids of Janeway and Paris it is then! With singing!
- Comment on Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment 5 days ago:
You could buy a really small one. Like a box.
- Comment on The Earth is reflecting less and less sunlight, study reveals 6 days ago:
Chill, Morbo. Geez, what a tense news monster.
- Comment on The Earth is reflecting less and less sunlight, study reveals 6 days ago:
We can just reverse wind turbines to make fans out of them and cool off.
- Comment on whatever happened to in-store coffee grinders? 1 week ago:
Funny enough, you want your coffee to off gas for some time after roasting. That’s why there are those little vents in the bags. Three days old coffee will foam a lot and taste off.
I don’t know how big the bags are you are buying, but I’m buying one kilo for between 20 and 50 Euro. Depending on how fancy I want it to be. But that’s hand-picked, fair trade, single origin coffee.
- Comment on I ain't got no Dino in this race. 1 week ago:
Why don’t you two finish your sentences? Don’t leave us hanging. It’s aliens, isn’t it?
- Comment on A skull unearthed in China challenges the timeline of human evolution, scientists say 1 week ago:
That’s what I like about science. You’re never too sure you know what’s happening. It just keeps being exciting. Imagine being religious and being told “we figured all out 2,000 years ago, there’s no need to keep looking”. Boring!
- Comment on Is Star Trek Discovery that bad? 1 week ago:
And all the crying… my god, so many tears 🙄
- Comment on smol 2 weeks ago:
Now it changed from biting off your face to chopping the tip of your dick. I don’t know what to fear more.
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 2 weeks ago:
GLORY TO YOUR HOUSE, GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 2 weeks ago:
That’s just my nature as a tortoise 💖
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 2 weeks ago:
Yes, same. I’m more than happy to just be horrified.
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 2 weeks ago:
How much?
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 2 weeks ago:
Oh, I must have missed that this isn’t the US. I just skipped over the headline.
- Comment on Afghanistan | ‘Send your daughters or you get no aid’: the Taliban are making religious schools girls’ only option 2 weeks ago:
There’s still a lot to be mad and sad about, probably even in 2026. Don’t forget to feel peace and happiness from time to time, or it will eat you alive.
- Comment on moonshine 2 weeks ago:
Rock stares back: huh?
- Comment on Supersonic is a super awesome music player 2 weeks ago:
Didn’t it whip it? It’s been a while.
- Comment on US | Republicans warn Australia of ‘punitive measures’ over recognition of Palestinian state 2 weeks ago:
I thought everyone recognized it 😅
- Comment on Trump says ‘bad things’ will happen if Afghanistan does not return Bagram air base 2 weeks ago:
All of it sounds horrible, stop it! 😭
- Comment on US | Republicans warn Australia of ‘punitive measures’ over recognition of Palestinian state 2 weeks ago:
I do not like that man Ted Cruz, I do not like his far-right views. I do not like his stupid chin, I do not like his smarmy grin. I do not like him with a beard, I do not like him freshly sheared. I do not like Ted Cruz at all, that man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz, I do not like him in the news. I do not like what he just said, I do not like his boxy head. I do not like him wearing glasses, I do not like him kissing asses. I wish he’d never get one vote, that man Ted Cruz can lick my scrote.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz, I do not like his backward views. I do not like his stupid suits, I do not like his cowboy boots. I do not like him when he sneezes, I do not like him eating cheeses. I hate to see his dumb face smirking, because his beard looks like a merkin’.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz, I do not like his far-right views. I do not like him in these reeds, I do not like him when he feeds. I do not like him by a wall, I do not like this shit at all. I do not like him as Santa’s elf, that man Ted Cruz can fuck himself.
- Comment on oh the consequences of allergies 2 weeks ago:
Stop it, I'm hungry already!
- Comment on tall tails 3 weeks ago:
I thought they were called like this because of their love of bicycles.
- Comment on ... 3 weeks ago:
Oh, okay. I thought he kicked his slippers.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I see. But anyway, we could at least make him tasty for the fish.
- Comment on sorry guys i slept in 4 weeks ago:
So you really didn't realise you were in purgatory the last few years? How?
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 4 weeks ago:
I understand you, and I feel the same. But let's be real. We both know it's true. It's outrageous, it's dumb, it's aggressive and hateful, that's exactly up his ally.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
We should dry rub him first. Maybe add some bay leaves.