SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on Ear virus 21 hours ago:
You just gave me some sweet day dreams. Thanks for that.
- Comment on Tech hobbyist makes shoulder-mounted guided missile prototype with $96 in parts and a 3D printer — DIY MANPADS includes Wi-Fi guidance, ballistics calculations, optional camera for tracking 22 hours ago:
I learned from Mario that ghosts can only harm you if you look away.
- Comment on Imagine driving a new car... 2 days ago:
And it’s not even turbocharged 🙄
- Comment on The US in one image 2 days ago:
Better luck next time!
- Comment on A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar.. 2 days ago:
But until then, smooth sailing.
- Comment on Europe’s ‘tech sovereignty’ ambitions carry security risks, military warns 2 days ago:
Hell, do a simulation and assume the US is the aggressor. The orange, imperialistic idiot thinks of it, we should as well.
- Comment on 8 characters? How about we make it 16? 3 days ago:
A whole lot of *
- Comment on Asset reuse in videogames is essential, and we need to embrace it, says Assassin's Creed and Far Cry director: 'We redo too much stuff' 3 days ago:
You see it in every EA game, but they also reuse the gameplay itself.
- Comment on fuck it, just paste your clipboard in the comments 4 days ago:
I’ve started just letting them buy the filament they want if it’s a bigger print. It spares me the hassle of going through my collection and presenting every single spool. And I get to keep all that’s left. Small stuff for friends I really care of, I just gift them.
- Comment on 8 characters? How about we make it 16? 4 days ago:
All I see is ***, this must be some fedi security measure.
- Comment on fuck it, just paste your clipboard in the comments 4 days ago:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Historic Chat Control Vote in the EU Parliament: MEPs Vote to End Untargeted Mass Scanning of Private Chats 1 week ago:
Or we put it on a timer and let it bubble up in some months to reevaluate it over and over again. Wouldn’t that be fun?
- Comment on Historic Chat Control Vote in the EU Parliament: MEPs Vote to End Untargeted Mass Scanning of Private Chats 1 week ago:
This is democracy manifest!
- Comment on An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea." 1 week ago:
There are limits to it even in the us for example if you say something slightly offending about the president.
- Comment on Are you pissed? 1 week ago:
They said smile, not get engaged and win the lottery!
- Comment on Hrmmm 1 week ago:
But it was. He bought twatter and used it for the revolution of the shit fuck asshole wankers!
- Comment on happy international womens day💜 1 week ago:
Sorry, I’m back. I was just vomiting real quick. Where have we been? Oh yeah, that comment here 🤢
- Comment on happy international womens day💜 1 week ago:
Ma’am, I’m trying to pleasure a Lady down here, that’s hard work. Please stop worrying and enjoy the trip.
Besides that, I found blowjobs to be boring every time. It just doesn’t do that much for me.
- Comment on happy international womens day💜 1 week ago:
I’m not sure if a se straw would make it better. French kissing your coffee out of it would DEFINITELY make it worse.
- Comment on happy international womens day💜 1 week ago:
Most cursed travel mug
- Comment on Operation Mar-Kwane 1 week ago:
Open wide, here comes more than you did want to know.
I’ll come back afterwards to read who this fucking guy is. Or is he the new intern replacing Crispy Gnome?
- Comment on Fairphone posted 83% year-on-year growth in Q4 2025 - A journey away from Big Tech to a more sustainable alternative 1 week ago:
Well the way you write I’m not surprised people don’t like you.
- Comment on Fairphone posted 83% year-on-year growth in Q4 2025 - A journey away from Big Tech to a more sustainable alternative 1 week ago:
We clearly have different communication partners. Most of the issues of mine are solved by them thinking about it. Writing an e-mail forces them to.
- Comment on By bullying Anthropic, the Pentagon is violating the First Amendment. Here’s why. 1 week ago:
I think you missed:
- Comment on Fairphone posted 83% year-on-year growth in Q4 2025 - A journey away from Big Tech to a more sustainable alternative 1 week ago:
I think I bought one, but I’m not sure. I might have been very drunk back then.
- Comment on Fairphone posted 83% year-on-year growth in Q4 2025 - A journey away from Big Tech to a more sustainable alternative 1 week ago:
Goes both ways, I’d be happy if more calls would simply fail midway.
“What a shame, better write an e-mail.”
- Comment on Boy I was wrong about the Fediverse (blogpost) 1 week ago:
So when Twitter was accidentally purchased by a fascist high on ketamine…
I’m completely forgot that that idiot stumbled into the situation. Imagine how much better the world would be if he didn’t do that.
- Comment on Claude Code deletes developers' production setup, including its database and snapshots — 2.5 years of records were nuked in an instant 1 week ago:
It’s an intelligence test. And if you take it, you’ve failed.
- Comment on Claude Code deletes developers' production setup, including its database and snapshots — 2.5 years of records were nuked in an instant 1 week ago:
Maybe they had that, but managed it with terraform. I guess restoring the infrastructure wouldn’t be that big of a deal as they surely checked their scripts into some sort of SCM. I hope.
- Comment on oldest shitpost yet. 1 week ago:
Stop it, we will never be financially stable enough for any of these! 😭