SeductiveTortoise

@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is H9me Assistant recommended?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a used mini PC and then set up Proxmox. This little thing is a lot more capable than the Raspberry I used before and it runs my complete home lab, excluding my NAS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017 | Look. All technology comes with a learning curve.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, I’m not willing to become as bad as them.

  Mute is fine for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017 | Look. All technology comes with a learning curve.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to fart and shit and groan in front of a camera or a microphone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People will definitely boo US athletes at the Winter Olympics⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  True. I’m curious how many people will attend. My whish would be ’none’, but I guess it’ll be some at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017 | Look. All technology comes with a learning curve.⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Make the record button a pause button. Let it stop for five minutes if you’re not moving. Once you walk away, it automatically resumes, independent of time. If you pressed pause while not in front of the shitter, you’re investigated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People will definitely boo US athletes at the Winter Olympics⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure about the athletes, but I can assure you I will make every sound possible to make sure no one can hear the anthem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Resident evil 4 Remake: Capcom replaces Denuvo with Russian DRM Enigma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You won’t get the massive, cool updates if you stick to a cracked version!

  Like… uh, the new DRM!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If I don’t survive, tell my wife “Hello”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear DB. That’s not a challenge, don’t you dare to accept it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, you try to be effective while taking the worst possible decision every time! Those poor manages! 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, yes definitely.

  But I don’t kink shame, that’s just my opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Five French Ubisoft Unions Call For Massive International Strike Over 'Cost-Cutting' and Ending of Remote Work⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I needed several tries as well, that was hard to process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IYKYK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did you find a picture of my ex?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla: 2024 was bad, 2025 was worse as profit falls 46 percent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only one way to find out. Let’s start a lottery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And a bong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is history about to repeat itself?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We had about that much snow today, and there are two things I realized. First, I really need to take better care of my shoes. And second, walking up the hill when it’s slippery is fucking exhausting. Traffic was normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US controls 90% of AI chip markets and produces far more advanced AI models than China, yet it has lost much of manufacturing capacity needed to build at scale and depends on rivals for materials⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Lost” makes it sound as if it wasn’t a deliberate decision. Our corporate owners sold the companies off that fed us, moved them to Asia, kept us angry at those foreigners stealing our jobs and now keep crying to get some more money. Fuck them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found him!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't pay me enough for this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh god, imagine mob programming or pairing in a bank. Just with excel. Couldn’t, wouldn’t. Would run.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweden's Largest Pension Fund Dumps $8.8B in US Bonds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not yet. Those are the warning shots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hubble uncovers the secret of stars that defy ageing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope pork chops are okay from time to time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s only fair, they keep citing some random ass goat herder from some millennia ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stone tablet found with carved symbols that do not match any known language⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Atlantis confirmed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What next, power supply shortages?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … Morn like DS9 Morn? Quark’s bar Morn? The Lurian?

  Ewww

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would a fediverse alternative of Discord be possible?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That might not be a bad thing. I hate Discord. That might come due to its usage though. It’s just not made to organize technical support.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's easy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never thonkd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's easy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nonsense, just waterproof it and make it a reverse aquarium!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta has discontinued its metaverse for work, too⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, my last company didn’t pay anything because… uhm they had a record breaking year but they wanted more and thus it was nearly bankrupting them. Emotionally, I mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta has discontinued its metaverse for work, too⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t fuck up and only got a tenth of that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re a good pal