SeductiveTortoise
@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
- Comment on Trump claims EU leaders call him ‘president of Europe’ 1 day ago:
President shitty pants confused about everything.
- Comment on Do ya dig it? 2 days ago:
You can, and you can even take it one step further.
- Comment on These gender reveals are getting rather ridiculous.. 2 days ago:
All I know is that little boy was the last kid of his father.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 2 days ago:
The next thing I need is an articulated mouth and the ability to spit fire. And spikes on my back!
For balance as well, obviously.
- Comment on It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes 5 days ago:
Intel did this way before it was cool
- Comment on 96,000 UK Police Bodycam Videos Lost After Data Transfer Mishap 6 days ago:
The most important thing about your backup strategy is to implement and run it.
- Comment on Benefits 2 weeks ago:
"Did i tell you about my latest obsession? You're going to love it!"
- Comment on Them 2 weeks ago:
oh god, this hurts my soul
- Comment on Mastercard Claims NSFW Game Bans Aren’t From Them, Valve Explains How Mastercard Launders Its Control 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Funny 3 weeks ago:
It's worth it though. And what about some delicious yamok sauce?
- Comment on Iron 3 weeks ago:
True, but the valkyries were a bit over the top. What were they even doing with all those used tissues?
- Comment on Jury orders Tesla to pay $329m to plaintiffs in deadly 2019 Autopilot crash 3 weeks ago:
Lemme try. Which one well be the base?
- Comment on Jury orders Tesla to pay $329m to plaintiffs in deadly 2019 Autopilot crash 3 weeks ago:
I'm sorry, I'm out of the colour shocked, but I would have disgusted and maybe annoyed? Should I color you with a stripe pattern of those two?
- Comment on If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem 3 weeks ago:
south of what?
- Comment on If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem 3 weeks ago:
Might be a German thing, but race and racist don't have the same base for nothing. You don't talk like that here and I've only heard it in the us. Maybe Scots bite their tongue taking to a German about those things.
- Comment on If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem 3 weeks ago:
"Our"
I've ever only seen Americans and random racists use the term that way. Most of us agree that we're one race.
- Comment on Supersized stick insect discovered in high-altitude trees in Australia 3 weeks ago:
It evolved to branch insect.
- Comment on Ukraine Sends Evidence of 10,000 Russian Chemical Attacks to The Hague 3 weeks ago:
It'll probably change nothing for Russia, but maybe one or two really deniers in the west might wake up.
- Comment on FBI uses facial recognition technology, online photos to identify and arrest ICE Portland protester 3 weeks ago:
Also, don't post your face on social media.
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 3 weeks ago:
That seems too low. What kind of low spec AI slush master 7000 are you using?
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 3 weeks ago:
Eeew, vanilla!
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 3 weeks ago:
At least the cooling is sufficient.
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 3 weeks ago:
I totally forgot about the necessity to put AI into them, I'm so sorry!
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 3 weeks ago:
I hope the machine is up to the job. I'd pack at least 64 gigs of RAM and a nice GPU.
- Comment on It's not just kind, it's kinder 4 weeks ago:
La la lalala, la la lalala..
- Comment on They even got their own island 4 weeks ago:
Be a little nicer to them, they got rejected for some old dude!
- Comment on YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, I would wish for the European controlling organs to have a look at that one as well.
On top of that, I have no clue if these words exist in the English language. But I'm walking my dog, and I don't care enough to look it up.
- Comment on Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body 5 weeks ago:
They'd probably swerve into every roadkill to pick up nutrients.
- Comment on boyancy 5 weeks ago:
ice cream
- Comment on Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body 5 weeks ago:
Is this a spore drive? Star Trek made it look cooler 😐